Dear Rumpleteazer,
I'm sorry for not returning to the Junkyard last night. Macavity caught me trying to sneak away. He confronted me about it and I told him I wasn't going anywhere. I'm sure he suspected something about our double lives, because I'm not allowed to leave Macavity's place for two weeks. I can't even go out on jobs with you. So for the next while this is the only way to communicate. I'm getting one of the guards to sneak this out for me. I miss you tons.
Your partner in crime;
Mungojerrie