Disclaimer: I own not the song, the anime, or even the chair I'm sitting on while typing this…The tune is from Dr. Seuss, the anime, Dragonball Z (unfortunately not mine…), and the chair is my parent's chair seeing as how they bought it…
A DBZ Grinch-mas
You're a mean one, Super Buu.
You really need a bath!
You're as gummy as a gum drop,
You're as old, as old, as time is.
Super Buu!.
You're a old piece of gum
Without any flavor.
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You're a faker, Hercule Satan.
Your afro's a big mess!.
Your hair is full of tangles,
You've got two combs stuck in there.
Hercule Satan.
I couldn't brush it, with a
giganta-normous brush!!
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You're a small one, Babidi.
You look just like a flea.
You have all the grace and charm
Of a drunken Vegeta.
Babidi.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the drunken Vegeta.
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You're malicious, Dabura.
You are nasty, red and tall!
Your heart is full of moldy fruit
Your soul is dark and dank.
Dabura.
'The dragonballs couldn't even save you'
said, and I quote: "every other character."
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You're a old one, Dr. Gero.
You're a gray-haired old buffoon.
Your heart is electronic
With a shiny metal casing,
Dr. Gero.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful variety of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
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You're a gii-irl, Lord Friee-za.
With a hi-igh dubb-ed voice.
Though the dub is not too truthful
And it's FUNimationized.
Lord Friee-za!
You're a short pasty petite and purple
monster.
With purple spots.
So? You like? It's not one of my best…not by a long shot…but oh well, it was on short notice…oh, and in the last verse where it says 'With a hi-igh dubb-ed voice.', 'dubb-ed' is meant to be pronounced 'dub ed' with emphasis on the 'ed'; instead of 'dubd' which doesn't really fit the flow of the song…just felt that I should mention that…
so I guess the only thing left to say is…….
PRESS THE BLUE BUTTON DOWN THERE AND R&R!!!!!
Pweeze?