"Dude, shut up." Endigo yelled. "It's just a fanfic."
"Don't undermine me! You're story isn't finished yet, so I might just kill you."
"You wouldn't do that. You're named after me."
"Whatever."
If You Try to Hire Detectives
If you try to hire detectives, they'll most likely be a chameleon, a croc, and a bee.
If they are, they'll probably scare you.
If they scare you, you'll just communicate them with a walkie talkie.
Since you use a walkie talkie, they'll spend half their time trying to figure out who you are.
If they figure out who you are, they'll try to help you in person.
If they help you in person, you'll finally be able to tell you what you need.
If you tell them what you need, it'll probably be something you lost.
If it's something you lost, the bee will get exited and start jumping from flower to flower.
While he's jumping, you'll tell the others that you lost a valuable jewel.
If you tell them it's a jewel, they'll ask for fifty percent of its value.
If you agree to it, they'll run through a ridiculously long pipe to try and get it.
If they get it, it'll probably be taken by a crazy robot hedgehog.
If it's taken, then the detectives will help you find it.
While they look, they'll lead you through a large mansion with ghosts.
If they lead you through a mansion, you'll end up on a flight of ships.
While on the ships, you'll meet the hedgehog and echidna again.
When meeting up with them, the detectives will find the robot hedgehog.
When you find it, it'll become a gigantic monolith.
Since it's a super being, the hedgehog will go gold again.
When he goes gold, he'll destroy the robot.
With the robot destroyed, you'll find your jewel.
If you find your jewel, you'll try to sneak away from the detectives.
If you try to sneak off, the detectives will see you.
If they see you, they'll chase you.
If they chase you, you'll drop your jewel over the side of the ship.
If you drop your jewel, you'll need to hire detectives to find it.
And if you try to hire detectives-