Rurouni Kenshin Outtakes:
(A couple I made up when I was very bored. And, as you know if you have read anything else I write, a bored Crispy is never a good thing. NEVER. (attempts to hide pudding-launching-gun) hehe… n.n")
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(Scene where Yahiko runs up to grab Kenshin's wallet)
Yahiko: YAAAAHH!!
(crashes into Kaoru, knocks her over side of bridge. Jin-e is waiting below.)
Yahiko: Oooops…
Jin-e: I can SEE it now, Battousai! I see that this girl is your… Battousai? Where the hell are you??
Director: Yahiko, let's try this again. Kenshin, help Jin-e get his boat back into position. Jin-e… what the crap are you doing here, anyway?? You don't appear for about another month… -.-" Let's just try this again…
(Scene from above, take two)
Yahiko: YAAAAHH!
(grabs Kenshin's wallet)
Yahiko: Hwaaa???? O.O (Several coupons for Hot Topic fall out, Kenshin is oro'ing all over the place, Kaoru is staring.)
Kaoru: So THAT explains the pink gi… and the long, red hair… and the-
Kenshin: IT'S NOT PINK!!!! (Starts spasmodically twitching, and hitting Kaoru with a bokken)
Kaoru: ORO… (Swirly eyes)
Yahiko: …
Director: …………..Well, that makes for a change of pace… OH WELL, MOVING ON!! (Thankfully) -.-"
(Scene where Sano is gambling with Kenshin. (Right before Megumi comes in))
Kenshin: Snake eyes… evens.
(Sano throws the dice. Suddenly, Megumi runs in.)
Megumi: You've got to help me!!
(She runs in, trips, and Sake goes flying. Sano ignores the future love of his life, and dives after all of the free Sake.)
Sano: SAKE!!!!!
Megumi: Hello-o-o-o…. (Getting very angry)
Kenshin: So, uh, (keeps snatching glances at Sake bottles rolling about on the floor.)
Kenshin: Saaaakeee….
Director: CUT, CUT!! Kenshin, you're supposed to hate Sake! And Megumi, watch your feet! SANO!! Stop chugging Sake, we need that for the next scene!
Sano: (sniffle) ; . ;
Hiko: Did somebody say, SAKE??!
Director: sigh….
(Scene where Shishio is bathing in the Onsen. (Hot spring) WHOA, I skipped ahead a whole bunch… n.n")
Shishio: So, the destruction of that village was only-
Kenshin: WAIT, MISS KAORU! SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER—WHAT THE SHIT??
Shishio: What the crap?! Battousai, what the Hell are you doing here?!?!
(Shishio stands up and grabs his mugenjin.)
Yumi: ((0.0))
Director: (shielding her eyes) OKAY, OKAY, ENOUGH! Kenshin, learn your cues! Yumi, stop staring!! (Yumi: (pouts) ; . ;) Shishio… get back in the water!! (PLEASE!)
(Scene where Jin-e stabs himself)
Jin-e: Remember, Battousai. A manslayer is a manslayer until the day he dies…
(He continues to bleed to death.)
Director: WOW, I can't believe it! That actually WORKED for once! Amazing job! …Wait a sec… lens was shut… Crap. Jin-e, kill yourself again . This time, on tape.
Jin-e: …
(Offstage, the rest of the villains are laughing.)
Stuff the Ruroken Characters would NEVER SAY!! (Very overused idea, I know! n.n")
Kenshin:
Ayame, Suzume, find yourself a new playmate.
Miss Kaoru, I Hate your cooking! Where the crud do you get your recipes??!
Well, let's see, about my past… well, I'll tell you everything! Let's see…
The strong will live, the weak will die.
On second thought, Jin-e, I'll just let her suffocate.
Okina-chan!!
I HATE LAUNDRY!!
Hey, Kaoru, you busu!
Kaoru:
Maybe you're right, I am ugly…
HI, MEGUMI, my BESTEST FRIEND in all the WORLD!!
Yahiko, let's call off you swordsmanship lessons for today. You look like you should spend the rest of the day off!
Maybe I am a terrible chef… let's all go to the Akabeko, instead!
Marry me, Saito!
(sing-song voice) KENSHIN's a SCARFACE, KENSHIN's a SCARFACE! n.n
Sojiro:
I'm depressed.
(happy tears) I just feel so… loved!
Oh, to hell with an ideology! Who needs one?!
I HATE EVERYBODY.
Oh, I'd better watch my caffeine intake…
That's it! No more pastries for me! I'll just give them to Saizuchi! n.n
On second thought, I'll keep the wakizashi.
(starts rapping, and imitating Eminem.0.o) (I really hate Eminem,by the way… he sucks!)
Shishio:
Perhaps the Battousai has a point… killing is wrong!
I just love the Meiji government! n.n
Yumi, I hate you! Drop dead!
Kamatari, you're lookin' SEXY!!
(panicking) OH, NO!! What's-gonna-happen,-what's-gonna-happen, GAA, I'm so stressed out!!!!!
Houji, you're the best sidekick an evil genius could ever hope for.
POCKY!!
Coffee is bad for your teeth!
Oops, I'd better watch out! It's been 15 minutes… Himura, can I take a break?
Usui, be my friend!! n.n
I love pudding!! n.n
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Crispy: Well, that was pretty pathetic, I must admit… oh well. Review? Kudasai?
Shishio: You know, those weren't funny. At all.
Sojiro: And what's wrong with my caffeine intake??
Usui: I really don't see any point at all among any of these. Seriously.
Crispy: … ........ oh well. Hey, if you guys don't get mad at me, free candy! And pocky!!
Shishio: WOOOOOOO!!!! n.n
(I still have no idea what pocky is… sorry… -.- please forgive Crispy? I only know that it's some kind of candylike… thing. Lol. If you could please forgive me for being so unfunny, and maybe even post in a review what pocky is, this one would be very much appreciative!! n.n I will try to post more of these, and try to be a bit funnier. Reviews? If you want me to keep going?
-Crispy, AKA Burntupoldsausage. n.n