Author's Note: Yes, I don't update this enough, and I should burn in the depths of hell for not updating more. Oh, shame on me. This chapter is sorta PG-13... drug use... hippies... hehe... yeah. Um... and I get mildly political in this one... just so you know, I'm very liberal, and I loath George Bush with the burning passion of a thousand suns. Yes, these are modern hippies.

Phantom has gone back outside.

This time he brings Mini Phantom with him to keep him company.

Phantom walks down the street carrying Mini Phantom.

He sees people chained to a fence.

They are holding signs and yelling.

Phantom wonders why they are chained to the fence.

They all have long hair, and many of them wear tye-dye shirts.

Phantom has heard of people like this,

they're called HIPPIES!

Phantom decides to go see the hippies.

One of the Hippies has a guitar, which he plays badly, and sings off-key.

Phantom hates people singing off-key and playing badly!

"YOU'RE OFF-KEY! AND YOU PLAY BADLY"

He screams, and takes the guitar from the Hippie.

Now Phantom sits down and plays the guitar himself.

The Hippie is too stoned to notice!

Phantom reads the Hippie's signs.

They say things like:

"NO BLOOD 4 OIL!"

and

"PEACE IN IRAQ!"

Phantom thinks 'WTF?'

Phantom is obviously not very political.

He wants to be political like the hippies!

One of the hippies passes him a rolled up piece of paper.

"Try this, man," the hippie says.

Phantom sucks on the piece of paper.

COUGHCOUGHCOUGH

It makes Phantom cough!

Poor Phantom!

"You'll get used to it"

Said the hippie.

Phantom inhales again.

It makes him feel woozy.

ooohhh... pretty colors...

Phantom likes the pretty colors.

Yay Phantom!

He wants to chase the rainbow butterfly!

RAINBOW BUTTERFLY MAKE PRETTY RAINBOWS IN THE SKY!!!!!

PRETTY COLORS! PRETTY COLORS! OOOHHH SHINEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!

Phantom askes what the rolled-up paper is.

"Wha's dis call?"

"Mary Jane, my masked friend." the hippie tells him.

"I likes dish 'Mara Jane'." says Phantom.

Phantom has a new friend!

'Mary Jane' is Phantom's friend.

YAY PHANTOM!!!!

PRETTY COLOR RAINBOW BUTTERFLY OOOOHHH SHINNEEEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!