Hello! This will be slightly random. I won't update because this is just exists to amuse myself a little. All of my friends have agreed the cast of KH should be in The House of Mouse... We came up with this whole little joke. Anyway, here's the chapter before I drive you nuts! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Mickey Mouse jumped on the stage. "Welcome to the show everyone! I hope you enjoy the show today!"
Jafar sighed at his table. "Maleficent stood me up again..." He looked down into his plate of super spicy chile. He started crying.
"Is that Jafar?" Sora asked, looking in a window. "He's... crying!"
"What?" Riku asked, pushing Sora aside. "I gotta see this!"
"I got a camera." Kairi held a video camera.
"What could make this even better?" Sora asked, rubbing his head.
"It records on DVD and can be downloaded to the internet."
"Um... Kairi? We don't have a homepage."
Kairi grinned evilly. "Who said we didn't? It's a site for the Keyblade."
Donald waddled out with the trash. "Why do I have to do the dirty work?" He growled.
"Donald?!?!?!?!" Sora shouted, staring at the duck.
"Sora?"
"Did you know that Jafar's crying?"
"He is?! I gotta see this."
"Sshhh. I'm recording!" Kairi whispered.
Sora sighed. "What are you doing here Donald?"
"I work here."
Sora opened his mouth to ask what he did, but stopped. "Is that King Mickey on stage?!"
"Yup. He's the host of the club."
"Uh... I'm guessing no one in this world realizes he's a king."
"Actually, everyone knows it. This is the popular hang out of all people. You see, there's a road in all worlds that leads to the House of Mouse."
"So that's how we got here without a ship..."
"Come on in. I'm sure you can get the best seat in the house." Donald dragged them inside. "Daisy! We have special guests!"
"Oh really? Well, we don't have any room for them now Donald. There's nothing available for 2 hours." She looked up. "Who are they anyway?"
"Huh? Sora is the Keyblade's master!"
"Right. Who are the others?"
"His friends."
Daisy rolled her eyes. "We don't have any room for some kids."
"Uh... Donald? How are we supposed to get in now?" Sora asked.
"Daisy, what if I told you they wanted to help around the club?"
"Well, in that case, welcome to the House of Mouse! What can you do to help around the club?"
Kairi thought for a moment. "Well, I can cook, and those two can be servers. That sound OK to you guys?" She turned to Sora and Riku.
They nodded. "Alright."
"OK! Welcome to our job." Daisy said happily.
"How much do we get paid?" Sora asked greedily.
"100 Munny an hour, free food and drinks, and you can watch the show for free."
Sora's eyes lit up. "Really? Food?"
Riku rolled his eyes. "Let's get to work."
Kairi smiled. "Where's the kitchen? Who are the other cooks?"
"The other cook's Goofy." Daisy sighed.
"Goofy can cook?"
"Well, that's about all Goofy's good at."
"What about serving?"
"You're not being paid to ask questions. Donald, please show her to the kitchen."
Donald shook his head. "OK Daisy. Kairi, follow me."
"And you are?" Daisy inquired calmly.
"Oh! Right! My name's Sora, and his name's Riku."
About 10 minutes later, they were ready to get to work. "OK Sora, you take those tables, and I'll take these." Riku walked away to Mulan, Mushu and the cricket.
"Hello Jafar!" Sora grinned evilly at Jafar. "What's wrong with you?"
"Hmm...? Oh, I got stood up again."
"Really? By your mom?"
"No, by Maleficent." He looked up. "NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!"
Sora smirked. "Yup! It's me! Anyway, what do you want to order?"
"You work here?"
"Just got the job."
Jafar glared. "I don't care. If you're working here, are any of your friends? I'd rather order from that Riku."
Sora rolled her eyes. "You ordering or not?"
"Fine. I'll have extra hot, burn your mouth, fire breath chile."
Sora scribbled it down. "Want anything to drink? May I suggest the hot sauce?"
"Ha ha, that was very funny boy. Ice cold water."
Sora wandered back to the kitchen. "Hey Kairi! Jafar just ordered!" He read aloud the ordered.
"Ooo... This should be fun."
"Let's make the chile death style, and the ice water just plain ice."
Kairi quickly prepared the awful food. "Let's see how that guy likes this."
A few minutes later, Jafar was running out of the house breathing fire. "Help me!"
Sora laughed. "You deserved that! Now about the pay..."
"It's on the table!"
Sora found 600 Munny. "Ooo... I think he left a little for me." He took the 200 other Munny.
"Thanks Sora! We've been trying to get rid of him for hours." Minnie took the 400 Munny from him.
"Sorry I'm late Jafar!" Maleficent walked into the house. "Jafar? Where is he?"
"He left a minute ago." Minnie sighed. "I'm sorry. He had to leave for something."
"How come I have the feeling he made him leave?" the witch pointed at Sora.
"Well, maybe... It was his fault for asking for super spicy chile!"
"He'll kill himself that way one day..." She walked out of the lobby to find Jafar.
"Well, I'm glad she's gone." Riku was counting a ton of Munny he had earned as a tip.
"How'd you get that much Munny?!?!?!?!"
"Um... It's called customer satisfaction."
As they argued about how to earn more Munny, a dark shadow was watching them. "Soon, they will destroy the House of Mouse for me." The fat guy laughed.
I hope you liked this chapter! My brother came up with the hot sauce joke. I don't know when I'll get back to this at all, but I hope you enjoy this! I'll update when I come up with any more ideas. Bye!