The Chicks Dig the OTHER Fuzzy Dude

Chapter 12: Something Diamond, Something New, Something Fuzzy, Something Blue

By

The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- All familiar characters belong to Marvel.

Shout Outs-

Todd fan- Wow, yet another short review. Very monosyllabic.

Summers Groupie- I'm glad to hear that you liked Panda Emma. Heh-heh. Cute, non? Don't worry, there may be a sequel coming soon…

Doza- You liked the 'Hooty McBoob' thing, huh? God bless Simpsons references. Mmm, boobies…

Agent-G- Yup, last chapter I'm afraid. But there may very well be a sequel soon as well. Now I just need to think of a plot for the sequel. Generation-X or fuzzy blue babies…?

The Hellfire Club, Manhattan-

It was the night before the happiest day of Emma Frost's life and the blonde telepath was having fun with her gal pals at her bachellorette parties. One of Ororo's main duties as Emma's maid of honour was organising the bachellorette party. And organise it she did. Ororo had decided that the Hellfire Club had the necessary space to hold an inevitably raucous bachelorette party. Tessa had happily chipped in as well. As stoic and sometime humourless as the living computer could be sometimes, the woman sure knew how to organise a party.

Also amongst the guests were Susan Richards: the world-famous Invisible Woman and Janet Van Dyne: the Avenger known as the Wasp.

'Well, you have certainly excelled yourself with this party, Tessa.' Sue smiled as she looked around at their surroundings. 'Who would have thought that such a humourless woman would know how to have so much fun?'

'Just because I keep my sense of humour very well hidden, it does not mean that I do not have one.' Tessa responded simply.

'I just hope that I don't have too much to drink.' Sue added. 'Reed wants us to explore some new microscopic universe he discovered in one of Ben's old sneakers.'

'Your husband certainly knows how to have fun, Susan.' Emma snickered.

'Oh hush, Emma.' Ororo sighed. 'Let's not spoil this special night.'

'Especially now that I've arrived!' A seductive voice purred.

'Selene.' Emma groaned. 'I thought I could smell you nearby.'

'Must be all that brimstone.' Selene tutted as she brushed some imaginary brimstone off her cloak. 'It's such a bitch to wash out the smell…'

'And just what are you doing here?' Emma sighed.

'A party isn't a party without me!' Selene grinned evilly. 'Besides, I haven't given you your wedding resent yet. Boys…?'

Emma watched in surprise as Selene clapped her hands and several scantily clad hunks walked in to the room.

'Just think of this as my present to you, Emma dear.' Selene smiled as the boy-toys took their positions around the lucky lady. 'Just try to be gentle with them, okay? I do hate it so whenever people break my toys.'

'It looks like I've been wrong about you, Selene.' Emma smiled as she admired the man-flesh assembled around her. 'I should have invited you after all.'

'Think nothing of it.' Selene waved the comment away. 'It's a pity that another handsome man is going to be snatched up by the claws of matrimony. I never even got to know him…'

'Henry is mine now and forever.' Emma smiled happily. 'You lost out, Selene.'

'Oh well.' The Black Queen shrugged. 'At least I have my toys to play with. Don't I darlings?'

'Yes mistress.' One random hunk responded obediently as Selene stroked his chin.

'Good boy.' Selene smiled. 'You will be in for a treat later…'

'This party has taken a very disturbing turn.' Jan shivered.

'And how.' Ororo nodded. 'I never knew Emma's friends were so… carefree.'

'Carefree isn't the word that I'd use.' Sue added with a chuckle.

Harry's Hideaway: Bayville-

Harry's Hideaway was a pub on the outskirts of Bayville. It was one of the few drinking establishments that welcomed mutants. It was one of Logan's favourite drinking places in the country. Canadian draught at a reasonable price. That was why Logan had chosen Harry's as the venue for Hank's bachelor party.

Seeing that Hank didn't have many male friends (or friends in general) away from the X-Men, Logan had invited a couple of his poker buddies along for the party. Nick Fury had taken some time off from SHIELD to lend Hank his support on the fuzzy blue mutant's last day of freedom. Reed Richards and Ben Grimm of the Fantastic Four were also there. Last, but by no means least, was Simon Williams: the Avenger known as Wonder Man. He and Hank had become close friends ever since Logan introduced them at a poker night over at Avengers Mansion.

'I hope you don't have anything too strenuous planned for us, Logan.' Hank sighed as he sipped his beer. 'You do remember what Emma said to you, don't you?'

'If I find one ounce of tar or one single feather on Hank's body, I will make you think that you are a Thai prostitute called Ling-Mei.' Simon remembered.

'Those X-Babes've certainly got you whipped, Logan.' Ben snickered. 'But seein' that McCoy's engaged to Frosty, I'm sure that yer used to that, ain'cha?'

'I can neither confirm, nor deny such accusations.' Hank sniffed simply.

'Whatever you say. McCoy.' Ben snickered. 'So Logan, when's the entertainment arrivin'?'

'Entertainment?' Hank asked, slightly worriedly. 'Why am I suddenly filled with a sense of impending doom?'

'Just you wait an' see, McCoy.' Logan snickered. 'I'm sure you'll enjoy it no matter what.'

'I just hope that it isn't anything too raucous.' Reed added. 'I may not know her very well but Emma Frost seems like a woman that one does not want to upset.'

'Yer takin' yer life in yer hands with this bachelor party, Logan.' Fury tutted. 'Frosty ain't gonna be happy when she finds out what yer got planned.'

'Aww, don't be such cowards, the whole lotta ya.' Logan rolled his eyes. 'Besides, here comes the entertainment…'

Hank gulped nervously as he heard sexy music start up and watched several scantily clad women saunter over to the table.

'Hank, I want ya to meet Alison, Vera and Cynthia.' Logan introduced. 'Say hello girls.'

'Hi Hank…' The three women purred as they sidled up to the fuzzy blue mutant. 'We hear you're about to get married…'

'Such a pity too.' Alison pouted as she stroked Hank's fuzzy chin. 'I never even got to know you…'

'How about we remedy the situations, girls?' Cynthia smiled. 'How about we give this handsome man a show that he'll remember?'

'Sounds like my kind of fun.' Vera agreed. 'Enjoy the show, Hank. I know that we will…'

Vera joined the other two women on the stage as they began to dance, rubbing each other up and down, kissing, groping. There were even Twinkies involved! It was quite disgusting…

'Oh my stars and garters…' Hank thought to himself. 'Emma will go insane if she finds out. My goodness! I didn't even know you could do that with a Twinkie!'

Xavier's, the next morning-

It was the morning of the wedding ceremony and Emma was inside the X-Mansion getting prepared for the ceremony. Despite the heavy drinking that occurred the night before, everybody was in high spirits. Ororo was making the last few adjustments to Emma's dress while Kitty and Sharon watched.

'Wow Emma…' Kitty gushed. 'You look beautiful. This must be like, the greatest day of your life!'

'If you're going to gush like this, can you please do it a little quieter?' Emma winced. 'I'm still a little fragile from last night.'

'I did tell you to go easy on the alkey-hol.' Sharon teased. 'You've only got yourself to blame.'

'Et tu, Sharon?' Emma narrowed her eyes at her foster daughter.

'Well, there we go…' Ororo said as she stood up straight and admired her work. 'You are ready to get married.'

'Um… Yay?' Emma smiled sheepishly.

'It' like, totally okay if you're getting cold feet.' Kitty piped up. 'Getting married isn't something to like, be taken easily.'

'I know, I know.' Emma sighed. 'I guess it's now or never…'

Emma followed her entourage outside where Professor Xavier would be waiting. Seeing that Emma's real father was dead, she had decided that Xavier would be the one to escort her down the aisle.

'You look beautiful, Emma.' Xavier smiled.

'Oh hush, Charles.' Emma tried desperately to hide her blush. 'I bet you say that to all the students that get married.'

'Are you ready?' Xavier asked as the wedding march started up and he offered Emma his arm.

'As ready as I'll ever be.' Emma bit her lip nervously and took Xavier's arm, allowing him to lead her to the altar.

Down at the front of the congregation, Hank was just as nervous as his bride-to-be.

'There's nothing to fear but fear itself.' Hank chanted to himself. 'Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering…'

'Gettin' a li'l nervous, Hank?' Logan whispered.

'Am I really that obvious?' Hank responded.

'Uh-oh, here comes the bride…' Logan whispered as he looked out the corner of his eye. 'Keep calm, take deep breaths.'

'Logan, I am getting married.' Hank sighed. 'Not going through labour.'

Hank kept his attention focused on the priest standing before them as Emma and her entourage slowly walked up. Sharon and Jamie were in the lead in their rolls as flower girl and ring bearer while Ororo and Kitty (the maid of honour and bridesmaid respectively) followed. Xavier was behind them as he escorted Emma to her waiting husband.

Hank smiled happily at the sight of his wife in her beautiful white dress. Emma smiled back as she took Hank's hand in hers.

'If I may begin?' The priest asked. 'Dearly beloved, we are gathered her today to celebrate the union of this man, Henry Phillip McCoy, to this woman, Emma Grace Frost. If there is any person who can give reason why these two should not be married, may they speak or forever hold their peace. Now, Henry and Emma will recite their vows.'

Hank gently squeezed Emma's hand as he smiled at her lovingly.

'Emma, if there is a vision of beauty more divine than you, then I have yet to see it. You are the most beautiful woman in the world and I wish to be with you forever. You are the cream filling to my Twinkie. You are the solar flares to my Aurora Borealis. You make me complete, Emma.'

Then it was Emma's turn to recite her vows.

'Henry, when I left you all those years ago for fame and fortune, I was wrong to do so. It was selfish of me to leave the man that I loved. But fate would reunite us. And I am thankful that it has. This past year or so has been the best of my life so far and I hope we will have many more. I love you, Fuzzy-Monkey Man.'

The priest then continued.

'Henry, place this ring on Emma's finger and proclaim your unity to those present.'

Hank took the ring and gently slid it on to Emma's finger.

'Emma, with this ring, I, Henry Phillip McCoy, do pledge myself as your forever loving husband.'

The priest then turned to Emma.

'Emma, now place the ring on to Henry's finger and proclaim your unity to those present.'

Emma took the other ring and gently slid it on to Hank's finger.

'Henry, with this ring, I, Emma Grace Frost, do pledge myself as your forever loving wife.'

Then it was back to the priest one last time.

'By the power invested in me by the state of New York, I now proclaim you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.'

Hank and Emma took each other in their arms and kissed each other passionately and lovingly.

The congregation cheered in joy for the happy couple. Henry and Emma McCoy were joined together in holy matrimony. Nothing could take that away from them now. Today was the first day of the rest of their lives and they intended to enjoy it!

END!

Author's Note- I hope you all enjoyed this story as much as I enjoyed writing it. It was great fun writing the ups-and-downs on Hank and Emma's relationship and I hope you will like the sequel just as much. Yes, that's right. I said a sequel. It may take me a while to write it, what with my already fan fiction payload, but there will be a sequel! See you all there for the first instalment of 'The Guys Dig the Fuzzy Chick!' Don't be late!