Timmy Turner,a ten year old boy with everyday problems,wacky parents and problem-matic but loving godparents,groaned inwardly as he walked into his room with a frown on his face and a letter in his hand.

"What's a matter,sport?"Cosmo asked curiously,looking up from the comics section on the newspaper he had been reading.Well,that is,he'd been looking at the pictures.

"My mom's parents are coming to town this weekend!Man,if theres one thing I can't stand it's my Grandma Cloe and Grandpa Joe!There crazier then my parents!"

"Heh,yeah.Too bad my grandparents (on both sides) all had to move to some other dimension or something the day after I was born,heh."Cosmo laughed nonchantly,thinking back to when his mother had had to break it to him after he had asked about themwhen he was a kid.

"Ugh,my parents...Uh,I mean,yay!My parents are coming for a visit this weekend."Wanda's mock cheery voice sounded from the fish bowl as she poofed herself from it to the room.

"Hey...what a coicidence!Timmy's grandparents are coming over for the weekend too,isn't that great!"Cosmo blathered on with no indictation he was beginning to get annoying.

"Well,I think I'll save us both the trouble by wishing-"Timmy started to wish for somewhere far,far away to go for the weekend,when Wanda clamped a hand over his mouth.

"Timmy,no!I haven't seen them since me and Cosmo were married.They have no idea what I do with my life,what I've been threw or ANYTHING for that matter!"Wanda started saying with a tone of voice that was obviously guilty.

"Come on,Wanda.Faries don't forget that fast,right!?I mean look at Cosmo's mom,she hasn't seen him in nearly 10,000 years and she still acts like he was gone yesterday."Timmy tried cheering her up with an earnest grin.

"Yeah,but you're forgetting one thing Timmy..."Wanda told him flatly,narrowing her eyes on her husband who was currently useing the pointy ends of his wand as a back scratcher.

"What's that?"

"Cosmo's family isn't exactly built on a fondation of Einstiens,meaning,they're morons."Wanda let out in one heave of sarcasm and sympathney.

"Aww,come on Wanda!It's gonna be GREAT seeing you're folks again!I think they acutally,honestly liked me the first time they meet me."Cosmo piped up gleefully,trying to gingerly remove a point of the wand that had gotten stuck in his back.

"Cosmo,they didn't know what to make of you!From the time you used an electric buzzer on my father,from the time you devoured the wedding cake in one single swallow."

"Yeah,too bad they didn't have any punch left."Cosmo shrugged sheepishly,poofing a new shirt on after the first one had ripped from being pulled to hard.

"Only because you drank it all!"Wanda raised her voice to a high-pitched shrill and her face grew redder slightly.

"Yeah,well.I was thirsty and didn't have my wand with me to poof up a soda!"Cosmo defended himself,crossing his arms.

"Guys,guys!Come on,that was almost 10 thousand years ago!You really think they're gonna remember that much from that long ago!!?"Timmy cut in,looking at them knowingly.

Back in Faerieworld...

"Hey,hon!"Roberto (Wanda's dad) called out to Martha (Wanda's mom).

"Yes,dear?"She asked him,ruefully looking up at him from her packing.

"Remember that idiotic moron of a husband of hers?"

"Carter,Carman,Conner,Fred!Must me Fred,yes dear."

"Think they've gotten a divorce yet?"

2 seconds later back at Earth...

"But what am I going to do!"Wanda sobbed and threw herself down on Timmy's bed sprawled out to think.

"Hey!"Timmy said after a minute of thought,"How about we just plan everything and make everything perfect when they come tommorw?"

"Really?You think?"Wanda inquired him,hope brimming in her eyes but she quickly regained her composure in mid-air.

"You bet!Same thing with my grandparents."He added quietly,keeping them in mind too.

"Then it's settled!I'll get the ballons and the pinetta!"Cosmo cheered happily and poofed up party suppiles

"Mmmm,maybe justsome streamers and banners.But go to the nearest shop in Faerie world and get this stuff right here."Timmy instructed him,making out a list Wanda had poofed up for him,adding some of her things to it as well.

"Think he'll get it right?"Wanda asked down at her godson with a hopeful smile.

"Not a chance."

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