OPERATION: C.R.U.S.H

Note: Written as if Wally was narrating it.

(A few clips of previous missions involving Wally float across the screen as Wally's voice is heard)

My name is Wallabee Beetles. I'm ten years old and the coolest kid in town. I'm part of a super cool organization that is constantly fighting annoying adults and stupid teenagers. Needless to say, I'm the best at what I do on the team, and what I do on the team is kick butt! You'd think someone as handsome and cool as me would be able to deal with stupid girls, but even to me they are far worse to deal with then adults and teenagers combined. One incident that happened today is a perfect example of why I can't stand girly girls.

(Scene shifts to the Clubhouse, to the hallway just outside of Number 3's room.)

"Wally! Leave me alone! I sooo don't want to speak to you right now!" Kuki said as she pushed against the door to her room, in which I was on the other side, pushing to get in.

"Kuki! Let me in! It's just a dumb skunk! You can find another one! It's not like I let him go on purpose!" That was when Kuki, also known as Number 3, pulled open the door. Her face was red with anger and for some reason, was the only female I have ever been afraid of, next to number 86. Unlike 86, I see Kuki on a 24/7 basis. "Just a dumb skunk?! Bradley was a fellow operative and you were supposed to watch him while I was out! Instead you let him get out and get hit by a car, just leave me alone!" She then slammed the door on my face, after yelling at me.

I threw my hands up in the air. "I don't get it! It's just a lousy skunk!" I yelled to her closed door before shoving my hands in my pockets and made my way into the main hang out area of the tree house. Two more of my fellow teammates, Abigale and Hoagie, where sitting on the couch.

"Man Number 4, you really don't care about people's feelings do you? You know how much Number 3 loved Bradley."

"Yea Wally. She trusted you to take care of him, and you let him get out and get hit by a car. I know I'd be mad too if you did that to one of my inventions."

Some friends they were. They instantly took Kuki's side. My hands started shaking and that was when Nigel, our leader who is also known as Number 1, came up and put a hand on my shoulder. He wasn't to bad for a leader, I guess. Even if he was bald. "Want me to talk with her Number 4? I am usually pretty good at calming Kuki down."

Abigale started laughing. "Yea, mainly because he has consideration for other people's feelings. You'd just make her more upset I'm sure." Hoagie soon followed with the laughter. I could feel my face redden with anger. "I do to know how to deal with people! She just takes things to seriously!"

I saw Nigel nod his head. "Right, I'll go talk with her then. You talk to her in the state you are in now, you will only end up in more trouble. If there is one thing I can't stand next to adults, teenagers, and Lizzie is seeing teammates at each others throats." Nigel then went down the hall to Kuki's room, leaving me there to be tormented by Numbers 2 and 5.

"Say Wally, Hoagie and I are going down to the candy store, want to come and vent off some of that anger of yours?" I shook my head. As much as I was in the mood for an atomic fireball, my pride and feelings were hurt far to much to even be able to enjoy buying loads of candy. "I'm fine. I'm just going to go work out in my room or something."

Hoagie shrugged his shoulders. "Fine with us. Come on Abby, I hear they are having a sale on taffy." I watched as Hoagie put an arm around Abby as they left and then sat down on the couch, with my arms crossed over my chest.

"Stupid Kuki. Stupid Nigel thinking he is better than me! I am perfectly capable of calming Kuki down when she is mad at me!" I got off the couch and made my way down the hallway, to prove to myself that I was right. It was awfully quiet though and for some reason I had a sickening feeling in the pit of my stomach. What it was, I had no idea. As I approached the door, I saw it was left open a crack and I peeked into the room. There was Nigel, holding a crying Kuki in his arms. Another feeling came over me and that last time I had this feeling was when that crazy kid Sandy wanted to marry Kuki.

"There, there Kuki. I'm sure Number 4 didn't mean to let Bradley out. You know how forgetful and stupid he can be at times. Probably got distracted by some monster movie on TV." I swear, I am really getting sick of everyone calling me stupid! I'll prove to everyone that I am also not stupid, after I prove to them I am perfectly capable of dealing with a mad Kuki.

I saw Kuki nod her head and look up to Nigel. "You're right Number 1. I should talk to Wally but I'm so not in the mood to even look at him right now. Bradley is... Bradley is..."

"I know Number 3. Say, how about we go get some ice cream, my treat? By the time we come back, Wally would have calmed down and we can have a proper burial for Bradley."

"Okay Number 1..." Kuki said softly as the two of them approached the door. Not wanting to be caught spying on them, I braced myself against the wall that the door was on, only to end up having it slam into me as Number 1 and Number 3 left the room. Today was really turning into a bad day.

When I had recovered from being hit in the face with the door, they had already left. I was alone, in the tree house on a Friday afternoon. I was pissed, I was jealous, and I felt like beating up something. "What the heck does Number 1 have that I don't have?! He's freaking bald for crying out loud! He also has a freaking girlfriend!" I shouted out loud to no one in particular.

Yes, this was the very reason why I can't stand girls. They mess with your mind and make you do things you never would think you would do in your life. I couldn't stand it any longer. I had to go to the ice cream shop and see what the two of them were up to. I jumped off the couch and as I headed out the door, I stormed past Number 2 and Number 5, without even a word of greeting.

I arrived at the ice cream shop and being the best person on the team there is at stealth, I braced myself against the wall and began to walk sideways to the entrance, making sure I ducked low from the window so they wouldn't see me. Everything was going great till some stupid sidewalk came up and tripped me. Yea, if I my mind hadn't been so clouded by some stupid girl, I could have easily taken that sidewalk out. Anyway...when I recovered, I saw Nigel and Kuki looking down at me and then Nigel spoke. "Number 4 what on earth are you doing out here and on the ground at that?" Getting to my feet, I brushed myself off and tried to, as always, play off my jealousy. "Taking a walk, if that's ok with you!"

I saw Kuki shake her head and realized she was holding something in her hands. Something black and white. "I found Bradley Wally! He was hiding in a bush on the side of the road! I'm sooo silly. It was just a bird that had been run over this whole time! Isn't it great?!"

I felt relief wash over me. So the stupid skunk didn't get killed after all. What I couldn't understand though was why I was still upset. I was about ready to come back with some comment about how stupid Bradley is, hiding the fact that I really was glad he was all right, but got distracted when Kuki just about tackled me with a hug. "I'm sooo sorry Wally! I should have had more trust in you!" I shrugged of her hug, and as much as I did enjoy it, I had a reputation to protect. "Yea, whatever..."

I noticed Nigel was standing to the side, a strange expression on his face. Was our fearless leader jealous, of me? Hah! I knew it! Who wouldn't be jealous of someone as strong and good-looking as me? I even got the girl after he tried to cheer her up! I knew I could prove it to him that I was capable of making up with Kuki! Or so I thought till I saw her grab a hold of Nigel's hand. Crud. "All right Kuki, Wally.. let's go home shall we? Everything seems to be back to normal."

Hah, normal he says. What part of normal is it for him to be holding hands with Kuki? As the two of them walked on ahead, I just stayed trailing behind him. Yea, I'd show him, and then we'll see who ends up with Kuki.

Now you all know why I can't stand girls.