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Author: I own Ranma ½! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ryuu: If you can't beat'em, deny everything.
A/N:
I am SO happy!! I gots so many reviews! I'm also sugar-high and writing this in school. WOOHOO! (Ryuu: Today should be interesting...) Anyway, since I'm hyper I'll go straight to the golfing....or rather anger management...heheh...I'm so evil...Enjoy!
The 3 R's of Martial Arts – Chapter 13Ranma was attempting to teach Akane how to hold the golf club while everyone else stood off to the side.
"No, Hold the club like this, Akane...you're spacing your hands too far apart..." Ranma said all the while adjusting Akane's hands.
(NOTE: I've never played any actual golf aside from miniature golf. So don't flame me if I get my facts mixed up. Thanks.)
"How do you think she'll wait to shock him?" Ryuu asked.
"I give her 2 minutes," Nabiki said.
"1 and half," Ryo guessed.
"3 minutes," Kasumi said.
They all, minus Ranma and Akane, looked at Kasumi as if she'd grown a second head.
"What? She's our sister. I have to give her some credit," Kasumi explained.
"She's got a point..." Ryo pointed out.
"True," Nabiki said.
"I give her 1 minute," Ryuu said while shrugging.
/3 Minutes Later/
"Ow, ow, ow...Ite...." Ranma winced with every step he took towards the group.
(Author: Charbroiled, charbroiled, charbroiled, charbroiled, charbroiled....)
"Good thing we didn't bet any money," Ryo said off-handedly.
"Speak for yourself..." Ryuu mumbled as he paid Kasumi a few hundred yen.
Nabiki and Ryo shook their heads in exasperation. Akane approached them a minute later.
"Damn pervert..."
Ryuu looked at Akane, "Okay, now it's my turn. Sit back, relax, and watch a pro at work. C'mon, Nabiki," Ryuu said walking over to the tee.
Akane huffed and sat down on the grass, "Cocky bastard..."
Before Nabiki got a chance to protest she found herself standing with Ryuu pressed behind her, his arms reaching around guiding her hands to the golf club in the correct manner. Still reaching around Nabiki and holding her hands Ryuu guided her through the golf swing and all the while softly speaking instruction in her ear.
Ryuu was slowly finding it hard to concentrate and when Nabiki started to wriggle her ass into him in response to his request to get herself settled into her stance and relax, it was only by concentrating very hard on the 'Soul of Ice' that he didn't pass out or die from a terminal nosebleed from the very graphic, very nude, images passing through his head of Nabiki.
"Okay, now just like I showed you. A nice, gentle, even swing..." Ryuu said as he slowly backed away so Nabiki could swing without him getting in the way.
Nabiki swung and the ball flew...then landed a few yards short of the green.
"Excellent job, Biki-Chan," Ryuu smiled.
Nabiki smiled back and walked beside Ryuu as he headed back towards the group.
"Your turn, Bro," Ryuu said, before sitting down Indian style and making Nabiki sit in his lap, not that she minded.
Ryo and Kasumi went over to the tee and used the same teaching technique Ryuu had used. Ryo liked the method. You could get close to your partner and you could stay modest as well. It was pretty smart considering Ryuu had made the technique.
While all this was going on Ranma had hidden behind the golf cart they had rented and was watching the Martial Arts channel on a portable TV.
About 20 minutes later they were all ready to play a real game of golf, and they were only missing a single person.
"Ranma!" Ryo called out.
"Yeah?" Ranma said not moving from his sitting position in front of the TV.
"We're ready to start a real game," Ryo said.
"Are you going to play or are you afraid you'll get beaten by a girl?" Akane taunted.
"Coming!" Ranma got up and placed the TV on the back of the cart. He jogged over to the others as they set up the tee. Ranma had accidentally left the portable TV on, proving to be the cause of one of the most interesting events they will experience in a long while.
/30 Minutes Later/
"Game Over!" Akane said.
"Yeah! Now we can go for ice cream!" Ryuu yelled excitedly.
Ryo raised an eyebrow as he somehow sensed a familiar aura approach, "Ryuu?"
"Yeah?"
"You feel that?"
"Uh...yeah. Do me a favor and ice the grass in front of the TV," Ryuu said with a mischievous smile. He was sitting on the grass with Nabiki in his lap.
"Why?" Nabiki asked.
"I wanna give an old friend an old welcoming gift," Ryuu said as Ryo moved to ice the grass behind the cart.
"Ookay...." Akane said.
Suddenly a figure emerged from the TV and slipped on the ice.
"W-who was that?" Akane asked.
"Better yet, how did they come through the TV?" Nabiki asked.
Of course Ryuu and Ranma were too busy laughing their asses off to explain. And Ryo was silently praying he wouldn't get blamed.
A really long string of curses was heard from the figure who emerged from the TV. The 'figure' turned out to be a woman. A tanned and very well defined woman. She had long white hair and had tattoos on her forehead.
Ryuu finally managed to stop laughing and calmed down enough that he was only wearing a smile.
The woman scowled when she spotted Ryuu, "I hate you."
Ryuu only smiled wider, "I missed you too, Urd."
To Be Continued...
Reviews:
Ryshel Ash- They don't have SATs in Japan? Oh, well. They do in my story. But thanks for telling me.
Renzuko- (Smiles) You'd be surprised what Ryuu can make the Ice Queen do.
Jerry Unipeg- Thank you for reviewing!
Ranma-chan2- No I've never read "Hearts of Ice". But I promise to check it out when I get the chance. Okay, I'm trying my best to not have the story revolve around Ryuu and Nabiki, but their relationship has to be established before I can really move on with storyline. And my favorite quote? Hmm....probably..."Hang in there, Moses was a basketcase too!"
Niana Kuonji- You're right. It's hard not to like playing with golf balls. (Ryuu: Can we go squirrel hunting now?) We need Starling. We need to do a squirrel extermination soon. It's been too quiet around the house...(looks around the room paranoid)
Ranma hibiki- Ryo and Kasumi had a date set up. But Saturday doesn't appear till next chapter when we visit a karaoke bar. Complete with sake for Urd. (smiles) ("Fore!" Takes out mallet and smacks Ryuu.) And I'm glad you enjoy the author notes, they're fun to write.Koala Kitty- Yes, squirrel wrestling is fun. (Ryuu: Damn straight!) And I'm sorry. You're right, I got a little carried away with the author notes.
Ryo's destiny- I should hurt you VERY Badly for saying that. But since you reviewed I'll let you off the hook...for now.... (Ryuu: Damn...)
AngelRanmaSou- The world imploded. You figured out what goes on inside Kasumi's head. Tell me? Please?
ZRO4825- Thanks for pointing that out. But, yeah, I did that on purpose. I once read a fic where they had gotten rid of Shampoos Kiss of Marriage by having like all the women of Ranma ½ (Ukyo, Kodachi, Akane, Kasumi, and Nabiki). It was really funny. And I decided to borrow the idea. Not that we're going to have a problem with the Kiss of Marriage...
Dagorwen of Ithilien- I updated! Yay!
A/N:
Author: Haha! I left it in another cliff hanger!!
Ryo: That was mean.
Ryuu: She was out of ideas on how to continue.
Author: SHUT UP, RYU!
Ryuu: (Shuts up)
Author: A few pointers of advise! Don't take life so seriously. It's not permanent.
Ranma: Obey gravity. It's the law.
Ryo: ...surrounded by idiots...
Author: Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Ryuu: I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!
Kuno: Manure Occureth.
Author: Translation – Shit happens.
Kuno: Truly such a boorish lot... (walks away)
Ryuu: Wait, he left already?
Ryo: Yes he did.
Ryuu: Damn... (Shoves crack head lighter back into his pocket)
Author: (Sigh) Anyway, Review my story!!!!!!!!!
Ryuu: The 100th review is inevitable!
Ranma: Yay!
Ryo: Now if you want the next chapter we want 110 reviews before the next chapter.
Author: We want a small break.
Ryuu: And we mean 110 before the next real chapter.
Ranma: We should say 120...
Author: (Shakes head) No, that would be cruel.
Ryo: How? O.o
Author: 120 is a lot of reviews.
Ryuu: And after the 100th review special that'll mean they only need to review 10 more times before we have to start another chapter.
Author: ...
Ranma: Ryu saying something smart....I still don't see apocalypse coming...
Ryuu: Hey! I'm not as dumb as you think I am!
Author: Riiiiight....
Ryuu: (crosses arms over chest and pouts) No respect...
Author: Anyway, I'm going to say that we need 120 review.
Ryo: And considering we have about 92 reviews right now it shouldn't be too much trouble.
Author: So press the small blue button and review!
Ryuu: Review!!!
Ryo: Please review.
Ranma: You heard them! Review!
Author: Ja ne!