(Here is chapter 4. Thanks to Sailor Evanescence, radioactive care bears in the freezer, and luigifan2234 for reviewing my chapters. In response to S.E., "The Ice Man Cometh" is a season 1 episode. Try again.)
Copyright 2004 (fanfiction) 2002 (episode)
The 4 of us were hiking through the forest holding a torch of fire, swinging at the tree branches and scaring them away.
"The fire! It's working," Sam said.
We continued hiking and battling the tree branches until we heard some screaming. It was Zero and he ws being held hostage tied around a few tree branches in a part of the forest.
"Help! Can anyone hear me?" He called out.
"Oh we can hear you alright," Clover said.
"From about 5 miles away," I added.
"Does it mean we're going to help you?" Clover said.
"Please, these roots are really tight, and I chaffe easily," Zero said, petrified.
"Where's our friend?" Sam asked.
"I'm...not exactly sure," Zero said.
"Now, pod boy," Sam snapped.
"There's a tree, in the middle of the forest, the queen. You'll find your friend there," Zero explained.
Tree branches were ready for another battle.
"Go, find your friend. I'll get Zero down and get more help," Wade ordered.
"Wade, that is so heroic. You know, if we get through all this, maybe you and I could--" Sam was about to say, admiring Wade's bravery.
"Mission now, love talk later, Sam," I said, after Clover tapped her on the head.
We snagged Sam and navigated through the forest.
"Are we going the right way?" Clover asked.
"According to WOOHP's calculations we're heading the direction of--" Sam was about to say until she stopped us.
"Sam, why did you stop?" Clover asked.
"That is one buff tree," Sam said slowly.
"Oh my gosh," I said.
"And Alex is in one of those pods," Clover said.
"Question is, which one?" I asked.
The queen was ready for a battle. One of it's tree branches made a lunge for us right off the bat, but we dodged it.
While dodging, Clover noticed a bulldozer and made a run for it.
"Clover, what're you doing?" Sam asked, while she hid behind a tree.
"Just keep the queen's attention," Clover responded.
She hopped into the bulldozer and tried to analyze the situation.
"Okay, how do I work this thing," Clover said to herself.
Clover got the bulldozer going and Sam and I hopped on the sides. All of a sudden, one of the tree branches grabbed for the bulldozer that Clover was in. Sam and I hopped off, but Clover was still inside. She screamed.
While the tree kept swaying the bulldozer around, Clover smelled something. "I know that perfume," she said.
She gasped. "It's gasoline,"
The tree was too relentless as Clover was tossed out, but thankfully, Sam drove a pickup truck filled with leaves, and caught Clover. I was inside as well.
"NIce catch! Sam we gotta get out of here, there's gasoline all over--" Clover said as Sam tried to drive away, but we weren't going anywhere.
"Is the tree latching onto us?" I asked.
We went outside to look, only to find that the tree branches held the big bulldozer and tossed it down into the pickup truck. We screamed as we dove out of the way.
"The queen's too strong, you 2. I don't think we can make it," Sam said, looking a little bushed.
"Don't say that, Sam, or you're probably gonna be right," I said to her.
"Remember what you said about getting fire from a spark?" Clover responded back.
Sam remembered what she had said earlier, while her and I took out our boomerang buzz saw berets.
"Let's show the queen how spies accesorize," Clover said.
The 3 of us activated our berets and they moved towards the bulldozer, slicing it, and creating a fire, that burned the queen and letting all the cocoons fall down to the ground.
Sam, Clover and I high-fived each other, then started looking for Alex.
We found her in one of the cocoons on the right side of the queen tree.
"Alex, you're alright. Do you remember anything?" Clover asked.
"No, but I do have a sudden urge to be watered," Alex responded.
"If that were me, I'd say that I'd have a sudden urge to go to the bathroom," I responded.
Sam's compowder rang.
"Oh, there you are, girls. You'll be happy to know that WOOHP agents have already apprehended Professor Zero," Jerry responded after he appeared on the small screen.
"What about Wade?" Sam asked dreamily.
"He's fine. On his way home safely to his wife and children," Jerry responded.
"Wife and--? Oh well," Sam said, a little down.
"You know I didn't mind if you wanted to get together with him, Sam," I said to her, putting a comforting arm around her shoulder.
Alex and Clover giggled.
"So, how was the trip to the wild? I hope it wasn't too bad," Jerry asked.
"Well, we were thrown from a cliff, crashed by a helicopter, then digested by killer trees. Piece o' cake, Jerr," Clover responded.
"Oh, excellent. Because it seems that the WOOHP jets are going to be pretty full getting the missing people to safety. You spies are going to have to hike down on your own," Jerry said.
"You just had to say 'piece of cake' didn't you," I snapped to Clover.
9:04 a.m. -- Beverly Hills High School
"Where's David? He's gonna freak when he finds out I didn't make our climbing date," Clover said.
"You're not still thinking about telling him, you know, who we are?" Sam asked.
"Yeah, aren't you?" I asked. My left arm was wrapped around Sam's shoulder.
"No, after completely beating the queen, I've finally proved that I'm as extreme as he is," Clover responded.
She looked outside and found David.
"There he is. Wish me luck," Clover said and ran out to meet David.
Sam, Alex and I looked at each other.
"David, I'm so sorry about what happened over the phone, but if it's not too late, I--" Clover was about to say, when she took a look at David and saw that he was in a cast all around his entire body, except his face and right arm.
"What happened?" Clover asked.
"Street luge accident. It was horrible," David responded.
"Here's your breakfast, David. I blended up your favorites, eggs, sausage, and grits," Mandy said handing David a package. (A/n: If you've seen the episode, then you'll know what I'm talking about.)
"Mandy's just been the greatest. Like my own personal nurse. She's exactly what I need right now. Somebody calm and gently, and not extreme," David responded.
Clover turned to stone and fell to pieces again.
"Come on, David. Let's get you to class, and then after aquatherapy, I'll give you a nice rubdown," Mandy said as she pushed David's wheelchair.
Not liking what she saw, Clover made a dive, but Sam, Alex, and I grabbed her by the legs to stop her.
"Sorry, Clover. Seems like David found an extreme sport even you can't handle: Mandy," Sam said.
"Eeewww," Sam, Alex and I said, then we started laughing.
The end.
(That's it. Please don't flame this. I will randomly choose the next season 2 episode that I will include myself in. Whomever's I choose, gets to be my first reviewer. If I pick another episode that nobody else, thought, you can still be my first reviewer. But, remember, think of only season 2 episodes because most of my favorites occur during season 2.)