Psychicfiredemoness: Well people this was the very first fanfic that I had posted. And it got killed off twice but now it's back damnit! So now that I'm done ranting... Hello all who read this!

Hiei: No one in any case would want to read this.

Psychic: /throws book at him/

Both: /start arguing/

Sapphire: Both of you shut up!

Hiei: /glares/

Psychic: I own nothing.

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Chapter 1

A shorter than Hiei blonde blue eyed girl walked up to a stage and behind a podium.

"Okay everyone. I'm your host Scorch. This is basically a show where we, meaning I, ask questions to the YYH cast. Here are the 'contestants'. Yusuke a.k.a. dimwit. Kuwabara a.k.a. Kuwabaka. Kurama a.k.a. Suichi a.k.a. Yoko a.k.a. fox-boy. Kurama you got too many aliases man. And lastly Hiei a.k.a. fire boy. Do any of you know the rules or why you are here?" she asked.

"Nope," Yusuke replied.

Kuwabara shook his head.

"Because we're on a show and no I do not yet know the rules," Kurama replied politely.

"Because your damned security guards kidnapped us!" Hiei growled pointing at a Philippines girl with shoulder length black hair and glasses and the other was a Hispanic girl with really long ass black hair with ice blue eyes.

"Ah shut up Hiei," the glasses girl said.

"Kayori quit arguing with the contestants!" Scorch yelled.

"Why don't you shut up!" Kayori asked.

"Kayori Scorch! Both of you shut up!" the Hispanic girl said.

"Sapphire Kayori both of you... Shh!" Scorch said.

The two girls quitted.

"Ahem. Now to continue, I'm ignoring Hiei's 'answer', and Kurama was closest with his. But since none of you know the rules..." Scorch said and pressed a red .

The four detectives then all got shocked.

"What the hell was that!?" Yusuke demanded.

"It's some button that the network gave me. Now the rules are simple you guys just answer the questions I ask, and no one gets hurt. Ya get it? Good. Let the hell begin! But first a word from our sponsors!" Scorch stated.

The detectives and audience of about ten people fell.

"WHAT!?" Scorch asked.

-5 minutes later-

"Okay the first three questions. What are your names?" Scorch asked. (this part is just dialogue because it's pretty obvious who's talking)

"Yusuke Urameshi"

"Kazuma Kuwabara"

"Suichi Minamino, or Kurama" (And that's the way to spell it in English)

"Hiei"

"What are your quests?" she asked.

"To finish middle school"

"Urameshi you stole my answer!"

The two boys began arguing.

"To make my mother happy"

"To get off this god forsaken show"

"Gee thanks Hiei. What are you favorite colors?" she asked.

"Green"

"Blue"

"Red"

"Black. And why are you asking such stupid questions shojo!?"

Because a higher force commands it," she said with sarcasm, "Next question, why is Neptune blue?"

"Uh," Yusuke and Kuwabara replied.

"Because of all the methane in its atmosphere," Kurama replied.

"What the hell's Neptune?" Hiei asked.

"the planet before Pluto and after Uranus. That sum it up for ya?" she asked with even more sarcasm.

"Hn," Hiei glared.

"Security!" she called.

"What?" Sapphire and Kayori asked coming onto the stage.

"Where is the weapon of a dozen splinters!?" Scorch asked.

"Huh?" Kayori asked.

"My damned 2x4!" Scorch yelled.

"Oh! That weapon of a dozen splinters. I don't know," Sapphire replied.

"BAKA!!! Oh, here it is," Scorch said picking up a 2x4 from under her podium and throwing it at Hiei knocking him out.

"Well since one of our contestants is no longer conscious we'll see you next time on what ever the hell this show is called. Now leave before you A) hit traffic or B) I call the cops.

The contestants tried to leave but are attacked by fangirls. Making Scorch, Sapphire, and Kayori laughed.

End chapter

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Psychic: Well that's the first chapter.

Sapphire: And just so you guys know, Scorch is an evil fire demoness.

Scorch: Thank you Sapph. /still sarcasm/

Sapphire: You're welcome.

Hiei: She was being sarcastic you fool.

Psychic: She knew that.

Hiei: Hn.

Psychic: Please review people.