Chapter 1 Nothing's wrong
"Inuyasha...Inuyasha...INUYASHA!" Kagome yelled at the deaf dog demon. Kagome looked around until she spotted him near the lake. She tapped on his shoulder lightly.
"AHHHH, hey wench, don't sneak up on me like that!" Inuyasha yelled.
"You dummy, I was calling you and you didn't answer me!" Kagome yelled back.
"Oh well, what do you want!" Inuyasha asked her in a cold voice.
"I wanted to tell you lunch is ready" Kagome said sweetly, "so get you're big mouth up there before it gets cold!"
"O.K. I'm coming! Jeez." Inuyasha complained.
Kagome started to walk away 'he's always going to be a jerk, uhhhh, all I did was tap him on the shoulder and he freaks! It probably has something to do with yesterday. Kikyou. I wonder what they spoke about!' She thought to herself.
They all sat down and began to eat their food. Kaede had made them Ramen from Kagome's time.
"Lady Kagome where shall we be hunting for the shards today?" Miroku asked.
"Um...in a village, I'll take 3 day to get there," Kagome replied.
"Watch your hands monk!" Sango replied. Out of the corner of her eye she saw the mischievous hand retreat it's attack to her bottom.
"3 whole days! Umm no, I think we can make it in 2!" Inuyasha told them.
"Inuyasha no matter how much u complain it will take us 3 days!" Kagome told him.
"Shut up wench no one asked you!" Inuyasha said, but quickly realized he was holding a hot bowl of soup said "oh Shit."
"Inuyasha SIT BOY!" Kagome yelled.
Inuyasha's face went full force into the hot steamy bowl. Then it hit the ground his face still in it and smashed.
"AHHH, damn wench, I'll get you back, don't you worry!" Inuyasha told her.
"Inuyasha you have a piece of noodle in you're hair!" Kagome told him smartly.
"Shut up!" he yelled as he continually mumbled under his breath unable for human ears to hear.
"Inuyasha that's not very nice!" Shippo told the dog demon.
"What did he say Shippo?" Kagome asked the little kitsune.
"He said..." Shippo started but was quickly grabbed by Inuyasha.
"You shut you're trap if you know what's good for you!" Inuyasha told him.
Shippo bit the hand that was covering his mouth and said "Kagome Inuyasha said..."
Well there you go! I got my first story taken away because there was too much hentai, lol, so I'll try and make this one as close as I can remember. Love you guys, and Kat too lol. Send me some reviews, give me some ideas for my next chapter.