For possibly the only good time, Asuka barged in the room with eyes full of anger. She looked at Kaworu, Shinji, then Rei with her naked self wrapped in a blanket.

She pointed at the boys with a horrid look. "Gang-rap-mmf!"

Kaworu quickly ran behind Asuka, grabbed her right arm behind her in a lock and covered her mouth. Then he looked at Shinji with an expression that said, "Why did I just do this?"

Misato came in with a six-pack of beer, wondering what's causing all the commotion. She saw Asuka's little hold-up by a person she never saw before. Luckily for Kaworu, the six-pack was round three for her.

"What's up, Hin (hic) ji? Is Asuka playing again? Where is she?"

"Fuffumu!" Asuka cried out.

Kaworu whispered to her, "if I kill you, you die. That's how things are."

She bit on his finger and yelled out to him, "You touch me again and I'll drill a hole through you to the Heavens!"

Shinji slapped his head at the situation. 'Zeruel, how many references did that just sound like?'

I count three, but maybe there was more. I wasn't paying attention.

He sighed to himself. Calmly, he walked past the two bickering pilots, took Misato's beer, and closed the door. Moments later, he re-opened it and splashed a bucket of water on all three.

Shortly after, they all chased after him.

-A few minutes later-

The three residents and Kaworu tired themselves out after a good chase on Shinji. Asuka and Misato were sprawled on the floor while Shinji collapsed on the couch while Kaworu leaned against a wall.

"Now…(huff) is everyone…back to themselves," he asked.

"Back to themselves?" Asuka yelled out, "I don't even know this creepy guy that tried to gag me!"

Kaworu took offense. "I do not like the tone of your voice. I would even go one farther and say I do not like you at all."

"Like I freaking care about half the twits that were in the same room as a naked girl!"

"So now you're the prime minister of women-kind? Can we have a re-count then?"

"Screw you! I don't even know you, white-haired boy."

Should I root for the girl that will eventually kill us, or the guy that is part of Kaji's prodigy plan? Both lead to dark times of evil dictator and…well, probably evil dictator in terms of perversion.

'Is this even a root situation?'

Do you think you can take them both on?

'Since when is Kaworu an enemy?'

I don't know, but I'm feeling some rivalry passion in me for some reason.

'Doesn't 'in' mean it should be flowing through me?'

Hmm, you got a point there. Why aren't you feeling passion for Kaworu?

'…Did you just do that on purpose?'

"Mr. Shinji!" Kaworu tapped on Shinji's shoulder. "I recommend we change ourselves before we get a cold."

He snapped out of his conversation with Zeruel. "Oh, you're right. Uh, let's go into the bathroom to change. I think I still have some dry towels there."

The boys left the girls in their rest, and entered the bathroom. Just as Shinji reached for a towel under the sink, Kaworu closed the door and locked it.

"Uh, w-what are you doing Kaworu?"

I smell a Captain Falcon Up-B.

'What does that mean?!'

Kaworu got closer and wrapped his arm around Shinji's neck. His lips whispered into Shinji's ear.

"I think we have something to discuss, Mr. Shinji. Something relating to…Angels."

"Y-you mean about the Eva's? I think we can survive the last couple of Angels."

"Oh, I'm sure we can…especially me. I don't mind taking out…my own kind."

Shinji immediately backed off and tripped into the empty tub. The pain was meaningless compared to the news that shocked him.

"Your own kind? That means you're an…Angel?"

"Ha ha ha!" Kaworu smirked as he reached for Shinji. "I see the news frightens you. Do not worry. I am on your side for now."

Wait a minute….

"Oh, and mother sends her regards father."

Ah shit, Kaworu is my son!

'Your wha? THIS is your son?'

"Yes, you can say that." Kaworu backed off with a more gentle expression on his face. "I am the product of Zeruel and Areul's love."

I never liked you talking in an unimaginative manner. You're our son, and that's all it matters.

"Wait, you can hear Zeruel in my head…never mind. Angels, of course."

Kaworu chuckled at his answer. "Your host is quite amusing, father. And quite attractive, too…."

Oh right. I forgot my son is fascinated by the male body. You'd figure he get a better projection body as a human. Seriously, son. Were you strapped for time when you chose that attire? White hair, white skin, white shirt? Talk about a fashion blank.

"I highly doubt SEELE cares about my look, as long as I merge with Adam."

Shinji focused on that information. "You're going to destroy the world?"

Kaworu shrugged. "Not really. They think I am, but they're hopeless fools. They really don't have much choice in the matter, lest they go for full-out war on NERV. However, since the Angels still exist they can't go against me without Eva units. It's quite convenient."

Yes, it was also quite convenient I keep finding you jumping as a teenage boy. I always think you brought the ideal of homosexuality into this race.

"Dear me, father. Whatever shall I do but continue the practice then?"

Shinji's already got a girl. So don't do anything funny on him. Especially while I'm still in here!

"Oh, but he won't feel a thing…." Kaworu got closer again to Shinji, to the point where his face was merely a foot away from his target.

Suddenly, the door was knocked hard. "Shinji?"

Misato to the rescue.

"Are you doing gay stuff in there with Kaworu?"

"Yes, Miss!"

"No, we're not!"

In a quick motion, Shinji escaped the tub, opened the door, ran out to his room and locked that door. Rei was interrupted with her reading as she witnessed Shinji gasping for air.

"Did something happen?"

He breathed in deeply. "You can say that. Kaworu's an Angel, but he's on our side."

"Oh. That makes our mission easier," she continued reading the book labeled Wizard Edition

Shinji was now miffed by the intensity Rei showed for the book. He slowly crawled over to her side and sat there, waiting for her. A few paragraphs in, she looked out of her book and at Shinji.

"Yes? What is it?"

"Ah. Well…" he wanted the best words for it. "Is the book really interesting?"

"It shows techniques for sexual relaxation. I find it interesting that such things can be learned from a book."

"Is that how Kaji explained it….?" Shinji scratched his chin nervously. "Well, as long as you enjoy yourself."

"Well…" Rei's eyes wandered to the cover of the book, showing a wizard conjuring some 'toys.' "I've been reading these for curiosity up until now. However, now that you've become a partner to me emotionally…."

"Ah…huh?"

She made a circle with her finger on the cover. "Shinji…I feel warm when I mention something like this to you. My body feels warm, but not when I was sick days ago. This time, I like the warmness as it flows here." She placed her arms on her chest and sighed heavily. "Is this…normal? Am I getting worse?"

Shinji covered her hands with his. "No, of course not. You're perfectly fine, Rei. This feeling…this feeling you're having is something else. It's the same warmness that passes through me every time I see you, Rei. It's something that people strive for all these years when it's right in front of them."

He gently lowered her hands to his knee. "Rei…" His eyes met hers with determination.

"Shinji…" Strange impulses pushed her to get closer on his lips.

His grip on her hands tightened but wasn't harmful. Their faces so close, their lips almost in contact…

"MMFFG! AHHH!"

An orange field surrounded Rei and pushed back Shinji against the door. His face was being squeezed by the field, losing breath by each second.

"Shinji!"

Suddenly, the field disappeared and Shinji landed on the ground. A second later, the door opened and hit him on the head.

"OW!"

"Sorry about that," Kaworu said. "Anyways, I sensed an AT field coming from your girlfriend. You didn't know she was part Angel?"

"She's what?"

Rei covered her face with the blanket. "Shinji…."

He looked at Kaworu with a fierce face. "Is that supposed to deter me from something, Kaworu?"

The boy simply smiled. "Nope. Just wanted to let you know. Oh, and watch out for that Anti-Thumping field. I'm guessing she doesn't know how to use it yet."

"The Anti-what? I thought it was called an Absolute Terror Field."

What a lame name you humans made it. First off, why would an orange field give anyone terror? Would you feel terror if Garfield came into your house and stood in front of your fridge? Well, never mind that would be terrifying. No food for at least a month….

'But why is it called an Anti-Thumping field?'

Oh, that. Well Ramiel was being hit on by Sachiel so he made an energy field to stop being pestered. Eventually the girls learned how to do it to negate it and continuing badgering us. It was really just a waste of time in the end.

'The AT-Field…was originally an anti-harassment tool?!'

Hmm…yep, basically. It's not our fault you guys think everything's a weapon.

'This is certainly going to get some time getting used to,' Shinji sighed to himself. However, he took a glance at Rei's shying form and grinned. 'But at least it's worth it.'

"So I'm guessing I can't have Shinji's body?"

"No/No!"