Please read the note after the chapter. Again, this is my first shot at a comedy/humor so don't hurt me. I wanted to try something different. Don't worry, I didn't abandon my other fic. I had to write it normally because I got it taken off because I wrote it in the other way. (sighs).
Oh, yeah! If you are a Kikyo fan, I wouldn't read this fanfic. There will be Kikyo bashing!
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha...Talking
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Welcome to Shikon No Tama Private High! This High School is for demons and humans alike. Students who live to far, live in the dormitories that are found on the eastern part of the campus. This school provides students the best education there is in whole entire the world.
Chapter 1: Let the Insanity Begin...
It was a sunny day at Shikon No Tama Private High. The sun was shining, the clouds were white and fluffy, the birds were singing and Miroku was yet again groping another girl's ass...
"You Perv!" A random girl cried as she smaked Miroku in the face before running away.
InuYasha, Kagome and Sesshomaru watched the scene before them. "When will he learn not do that to every girl that he sees?" Inuyasha blurted out.
"Probably never..." Kagome's eye twitched. Sesshomaru and InuYasha Nodded while having their arms crossed at the statement. "If Sango finds out, things are not going to be pretty..."
"MIROKU!" Sango came out of no where, angry with flames.
"Too late..." InuYasha looked at Miroku who had a worried face.
"Uh oh!"
"GET BACK HERE!" She started to chase Miroku around.
"I can explain!" He huffed as he ran way from his girlfriend.
Kagome sighed. "Anyways, I have a math test today, which really blows."
"Don't feel bad. I also have a math test and an English test." Sesshomaru stared at the sky with a bored expression.
"That sucks ass..." InuYasha looked at them both.
"Oh, InuYasha..." a voice said behind them. They all turned around.
"Oh no." Sesshomaru said as scary violin music was playing from out of nowhere. "Not her! Not Kikyo!"
InuYasha yelled at his brother. "Shut up!"
Kikyo walked up to him and blushed. "Hi InuYasha." She walks off with him.
Sesshomaru and Kagome watches Kikyo and InuYasha talk. "She's a fucking bitch."
"I know." Kagome agreed.
Kikyo walked over to Sesshomaru and Kagome. "Hi slut, I mean Kagome. Hi Gay rod, I mean Sesshomaru."
Kagome and Sesshomaru gritted teeth. "Hi Kikyo..." Big veins were popping out of their foreheads.
"I don't see why you hang out with these losers." Kikyo said with a snotty attiture. "But if you like them, then I must put up with them. By Yasha, I'll talk to you later" Kikyo started to wlak away witle waving to him. "Bye..."
: In a very faint voice, a random person cried out. "Watch out!"
BONK! "Ack!" Kikyo got hit in the head with a frisbee.
"Sorry!" The faint voice replied.
Kagome still had a vein popping out. "Serves her right."
"Yeah. She's a fucking bitch." Sesshomaru repeated himself. His brother came back and heard the last thing he said.
"No she's not!" InuYasha tried to defend his so call "girlfriend."
"Yeah she is!"
"She's the most beautiful girl in the world." InuYasha said with heart shaped eyes.
"Whore!" Sesshomaru coughed out. Kagome wateched siletly as the brothers continued to bicker.
"You know she's right. You are gay."
"NOT TRUE!"
"Oh yeah. Then why do you wear eye shadow?"
"It makes me look better and girls go gahgah." Shesshomaru did his sexiest smile. "But that doesn't mean I am gay." He glared at his brother.
"One, yes it does. Two, it does make you gay. Even dad thinks you are. Three, girls don't find it attracting."
"Yes they do!"
"No they don't! They get the idea that your are a homo. That's probably why you don't have a girl friend yet."
"No they don't. Do they?"
"Don't ask me! You claim you are the smarter than me. Besides I have to go to class." InuYasha ran off.
Sesshomaru shakes fist in the air after his brother's retreating form. "Get back here!" He turned around and looked at Kagome. "Kagome, does it really make me look gay?"
Kagome had a huge sweatdrop. "Um. Is that Kagura that I see? Hey Kagura, wait up!" She runs off.
"..."
Note: Here are a few things that you must know:
In this fic, Sesshomaru and InuYasha are twins. That means they have the same mother. Sesshomaru is a few minuets older than Inu.
Also, in this fic, Inu and Sess's father is alive. He runs a company with makes a lot of money...
The IY crew lives in the dormitories. But that doesn't mean that some people's homes are near by...
I wanted to be in a the other way because I thought it would be funnier. But since I can't, I have to write it like this. I can't get in trouble now...