Author's Note: Ach the final one in the Lucie-Nash-Crazy-Spoof-LOTR-Theme-Songs-Thang Trilogy. Yes. See, I don't even LIKE this song, btu I'm writing the spoof. How obsessive am I. I gave up even denying I was obsessed years ago. Hehehehehe the letter g is really cute. G. g. g. g. Nah it's lost cuteness now. OK, here goes.

May It Be

May it be that those three words,

Make no bloody sense.

May it be they sound like turds,
Not even sure which tense.
I must be going mad
My grammar was never usually this bad...

Let's speak in a foreign tongue,
So no one knows what to think
Then I find nothing rhymes with tongue,
God, my parodies really do stink.

May it be that stupid phrase,
Will sort itself out.
May it be it's just a phase,

So I won't have to shout.
When this thang is overcome
You may rise to find the pun

Let's speak in a foreign tongue,
So no one knows what to think
Then I find nothing rhymes with tongue,
God, my parodies really do stink.

God, my parodies really do stink.

Author's Note: lol, I'm quite proud of this one. It's funny. Gawd, what IS my brother doing. Just a sec. Ok back. Idiot. Anyway yeah I like it. Enjoy!!!! Even though if you're reading this you've probably already read it. Bugger.