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Guess whose back…Back again…Money's back…Tell a friend.

That's right, my people weeples, T-Money is back baby! Sorry for the long delay, as it has been since the end of July since I've posted anything. So snap! That's almost three months! But I live in Central Florida, and I had to go through four hurricanes from August to September. That's Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne. Hopefully, many of you out there heard of it. Not to mention I had to make the transition from living at home on summer vacation to moving out to my own place near the campus of the University of Central Florida for my junior year. So I had to adjust to living on my own. But now, by some miracle, I have found a good amount of time to post a new story.

Now what can I tell you about this story…well it was inspired from another episode from "Married…with Children." That show is the greatest sitcom of all time, even greater than "Friends"…That's right, I said it! I said it, cuz it had to be said

This story of mine is called "Nightmare on Vegeta Street." One day, Chi-Chi finds herself wrong about something when Vegeta knew he was right. So instead of telling Vegeta that he was right, she decides to keep it a secret. But all of a sudden, she starts having weird dreams involving Vegeta. Could it truly be guilt that's causing this, or is she starting to become attracted to the Saiyan Prince?

On a side note, Goku never died during the Cell Games and still lived. Why? Because that's the way it should be dammit! I hope you like it, ya heard? Enjoy!

NIGHTMARE ON VEGETA STREET

Bulma sat at the kitchen table, reading the newspaper one late morning.

"Vegeta?" she called out. "Come on honey, wake up."

She got no response.

"I'm making breakfast."

She got no response yet again.

The blue-haired scientist grabbed the classified section of the newspaper and crumpled it. "Listen to that bacon, sizzle."

"I'll be down soon, Bulma," the Saiyan Prince said. "Keep it hot."

"Sure I will."

At that moment, a knock at the door caused Bulma to get up and answer it, revealing Chi-Chi.

"Good morning, Bulma," the raven-haired woman greeted warmly.

"Oh good morning, Chi-Chi," Bulma replied. "Come on in."

The younger woman sat on the couch as Bulma went back into the kitchen to herself and Chi-Chi two cups of coffee. Vegeta came down the stairs as she did so, decked in his usual workout clothes.

"Morning, Vegeta," Bulma said. "Chi-Chi's here."

"I'm still hungry, Bulma," Vegeta said as he looked at the table, seeing nothing on it. "Where's the food?"

"Scratch ate it," Bulma said, referring to her father's faithful black cat.

"I see he put the pots and pans away too," the Saiyan Prince sarcastically responded as he opened the fridge to get some orange juice and cereal.

"I have great news that I just wanted to share with you guys," Chi-Chi said to Bulma as Vegeta sat at the table to eat bowl after bowl of cereal. "You know that big pothole in your driveway where all of the kids play in when it rains?"

Bulma nods. "Yeah, what about it?"

"Well, these men just completed a repaving job while I was coming over," the dark-haired princess continued. "I talked to them, and they agreed to take care of both of ours houses for 500 Zeni total. That's 250 each. It's about time someone fixed that pothole in front of our house. It's terrible for me and Goku to avoid when we're backing out of our driveway. So the plan would be to bring them over here to fix your pothole, and then I'll lead them back to our home and they'll fix ours."

Bulma said, "I don't know. It doesn't really bother us."

"Well they said that they have to do it right away or they'll be out of the city," Chi-Chi smiled. "Personally, I think it's a great deal."

Vegeta spoke up, "So what does Kakarott think about this?"

"Well, Goku is up at the lookout helping Dende and Mr. Popo redecorate it. They all kept saying something about the old Kami look being a thing of the past."

"Yeah, I'm sure the feeling is mutual," Vegeta said before returning to his meal.

Bulma said, "Vegeta, these guys are leaving pretty soon."

"Well of course they're leaving, they're cheats," the Saiyan Prince responded as he removed himself from his cereal.

"What?" his wife asked.

"First, they give off the impression that they just happen to be in town, doing this sort of thing," he said extending one finger and extending another. "And secondly, we're to believe that these two men see her and are willing to come back."

Chi-Chi raised her eyebrow and crossed her arms at the laughing prince.

Vegeta got up from the table and placed his dishware and glass in the sink. "I mean, there is nothing so stupid that a woman won't fall for it."

"I fell for you sweetie," Bulma smiled in a smart-ass kind of way.

"I'm just saying that you women would believe anything," Vegeta said as he approached the two Earth women. "Fighting and repairing things are male-oriented fields. And since Kakarott is the closest thing to a male that you have, I think he should see this for himself."

"Well, I don't care what you think," the younger of the two females told the dark-haired Saiyan. "I believe it's a good deal and I'm going through with it."

"Well you are woman, so go out and roar," the Saiyan Prince said.

"Very funny," Chi-Chi replied sarcastically.

The Saiyan Prince finished his meal and placed his utensils in the kitchen sink, then proceeded to the backdoor to his gravity room. "I'm going out to train now. Guess I'll see you tonight, woman."

"What for?" Chi-Chi asked.

"Well I figure that once these clowns rip you off, you'll come over to tell me I was right," Vegeta smirked. "Because I will be."

Chi-Chi scoffed and placed her hands on her hips. "You are that sure of yourself."

"You'll see soon enough," Vegeta smirked and laughed a little as he exited.

"Unbelievable," Chi-Chi remarked to her blue-haired friend. "I don't know how you honestly live with that man! He's so damn arrogant!"

"Tell me about it," Bulma said. "But in many cases, that's a real turn-on."

"Anyway, I'm going to go through with it and when they do a good job, I'll just tell Vegeta to go screw himself," Chi-Chi said. "See you later."

She was about to leave, until 8-year-old Trunks came running into the house.

"Mom!" the purple-haired boy said excitedly to his mom. "Hey Mom! You're not going to believe what just happened."

Bulma asked, "What is it, honey?"

"The cops just caught these two guys trying to pull the old asphalt scam on someone up the street."

"What?" she asked confusedly as Chi-Chi's interest in the young hybrid peaked.

"They were pulling that old trick where they would fix someone's driveway for a good price, but they just use oil so it all washes away," Trunks laughed a little. "I mean, you have to be a real knucklehead to fall for that. I'm going to go call Goten and tell him all about it. Is it okay, mom?"

"Sure honey," Bulma said not sure how to react to the news. "Go on ahead."

Trunks raced upstairs to his bedroom, excited to tell Goten what happened. This would make the younger boy jealous that Trunks got to see something cool while he was staying with his grandfather.

Bulma and Chi-Chi expressed surprise at what just happened.

Chi-Chi went back to sit on the couch once again. "So…how do you think Vegeta will take it?"

Bulma turned to her friend. "Take what?"

Chi-Chi answered, "Me telling him he was right."

"Wait a minute; you're not seriously going to tell him he was right, are you?" Bulma asked.

"Well I have to. He's bound to find out sooner or later."

"Chi-Chi; let me tell you something," Bulma said as she scooted closer on the couch to the younger woman. "Out of the 10 years that Vegeta and I have been together, there are some things that you never say to him. Now I don't want to go over all of them, but the most important thing to not do is to tell him that he's right."

"Why?" the young princess asked.

"Because he's a man, Chi-Chi," Bulma said as if it was obvious. "And the only thing uglier than a man when he knows he's right is Vegeta when he knows he's right. Believe me, I know this from experience."

"How so?" Chi-Chi asked again.

"A little while after me and Vegeta were married, I was making us a nice, extravagant dinner for the two of us," the blue-haired scientist said. "He noticed that I wasn't following the exact recipe, but I wouldn't have any of it. So I made the dinner and we ate it. So to make a long story short, he flew upstairs to the bathroom and spent several hours in there sick to his stomach. To this day, whenever I ask him to do something that he obviously doesn't want to do, he grasps his stomach and says he can't and it's my fault. And the worst part of all is he was right."

Chi-Chi was almost speechless. "Wow."

"I am telling you this for your own good," Bulma looked Chi-Chi square in the eyes. "If you tell Vegeta that he was right about this, he will never let you live it down. Chi-Chi, don't let him go to the bathroom on you."

Chi-Chi nodded a little uneasily.

That night, Chi-Chi tossed and turned in her bed as she tried to sleep. She had the whole house to herself as Goku was still up at the Lookout and both Goten and Gohan were staying with her father.

The dark-haired wife of Goku continued to toss and turn as the voices ran through her mind.

'Guess I'll see you tonight, woman.' 'What for?' 'To tell me I was right.' 'You're not seriously going to tell him he was right, are you?' 'To tell me I was right…I was right…I was right.'

"Chi-Chi, I'm home," a familiar voice called out from downstairs as footsteps made their way upstairs.

This stirred her from sleep as she squinted her eyes in the darkness. "Goku? I thought you said you wouldn't be back until tomorrow night."

"I missed you." Goku entered the bedroom, turning the light on, and approached the closet. "Sorry I didn't call but they don't have phones up there."

Chi-Chi smiled at her Goku.

"Chi-Chi, the boys aren't home and we do have the house all to ourselves," Goku said while taking his weighted boots off and looked up with a little grin. "You want to fool around?"

Chi-Chi threw the blanket and sheet off of her and padded a little space for Goku. She proceeded to lower one of her straps of her short white silk nightgown in a teasing way. After that, the dark-haired woman pushed her breasts up to show off some cleavage and made herself comfortable in a seductive manner on the bed. She flipped her raven black hair back as she looked at her husband who was almost done with his boots.

"Sure," she said in a seductive voice.

But the woman's excitement turned to shock as her husband turn around, only to reveal Vegeta. He was stilled donned in the red and blue gi, but it was the Saiyan Prince nonetheless.

Vegeta smirked. "Don't mind if I do."

That was when Chi-Chi woke up, sweaty and completely frightened.

TO BE CONTINUED

Wow, sounds intense. I sure hope all of you are enjoying it. It's been three months since my last story, so I might be a little rusty. And I apologize if it's a little OOC but I tried my best to tie in the MWC with DBZ. On MWC, the main character Al Bundy shows some animosity towards his next door neighbor Marcy Rhodes/D'arcy. So it's kinda parallel to the heat between Chi-Chi and Vegeta. Anyway, I'll try my hardest to get the next part done A.S.A.F.P.

Peace!