When Luca's littering problem brings on a massive seagull infestation it's time for High Summoner Yuna to get her songstress gear on and take action! At a concert in the Luca blitzball stadium she delivers her poignant message to the city's litter dropping inhabitants... "STOP THE DROP! USE A BIN!" A slightly insane parody of 1000 Words by Jade. Sheer and utter madness, enjoy!

1000 Birds: Sung by Yuna!

I know you've been dumping things
On the street, you never use the bin...
You're always littering,
And that does not impress me,
Not that easily.

You acted so foolish then
Didn't think about the consequence...
The seagulls are coming,
They're fowling up our city
Far to easily...

"Save your preaching, they'll go back"
I know what you're thinking but listen as I say
It has to end!

Just use the bin! If I turn back the pages
Shouting might have been the answer,
What if I'd cried my eyes out and begged you "Please just stop!"
But now it's not too late to change, just 'Stop The Drop!!!'

One thousand birds squawk out through the ages
They'll fly to you even though you can't see,
I know they're stalking you, suspended on feathery wings...
Oh a thousand birds, one thousand bird droppings
Will fall on you
Turning all of your lovely clothes to smelly rags,
They'll stain them forever...

(instrumental)

Oh a thousand birds (a thousand birds)
Have never stopped squawking (oh yeah)
They'll target you
Then they'll drop the bomb, (they'll drop the bomb) and mess your silky hair
Suspended on feathery wings (So use the bin!)
And a thousand birds (oh)
One thousand bird droppings (one thousand bird droppings)
Will fall on you (oh yeah)
Turning all of you're nice clean clothes to smelly rags (Stop the drop!)
They'll stain them forever...

oh... a thousand birds...

Hmmm... It's madness I tell you! I hope you liked ;)

Teef xxx