Hi ho. Yeah. He's awake. Mm hm. I think I can continue.
The camera zooms in on Kouga, who seems to be sprawled in a rather uncomfortable position on a plain tan couch.
Hi ho Kougaaaa hi ho hi ho it's off to work we gooo!
"What the... you bitch!"
He's awake!
"What the hell's your problem! Where the fuck am I!"
You're in my basement.
"Why the hell am I in your BASEMENT!"
I donno. I don't have a basement.
You know, I think an orange couch would be funner down here.
"Down here..?"
Hi ho. You're in hell. Hehe..
"...I want to leave."
You can't! Gasp! Gasp! Gasp!
"Stop SAYING gasp! Just GASP!"
But that's not fun.
"Let me leave pyscho lady."
Ooooo you gave me a nickname.. That must mean you luuuuuuuve meeeee. Yay. The wolfie boy loves me. Yay yay let's do our happy dance!
No! STOP GOING TOWARDS THE DOOOOR. HISSSSSS HISSSSSS...
"Why don't you just make the noise instead of saying hiss?"
Oh poo it's not fun! NOT FUN AT ALL. Like when you're sitting at the computer and you want something to load but it doesn't load for like forever. Oh my gawd that sucks so much.
A door slam is heard.
Oh poo. Why oh why does no one ever stay?
Hehee... tune in next time for Ayame - a true redhead, or dye?
Hey look I found her! She's in the closet! hee hee...
"Hi...?"
Yeah. Hi! I like you. You're funny.
"...thanks?"
I like your hair. It's red.
"Thank you."
I think she likes being complimented.
"...who are you talking to?"
Anyway, I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend of a radio station who works near your studio that you go to work with a person and that person told me that you dye your hair.
"...um... say that again?"
Well, do you want a hearing aid?
"...those don't look very... no thanks."
Yeah. Mkay. Only one more time now okay? I heard from a friend friend friend from your mom that a radio station likes piggies and like you work with piggies that eat cows so that makes them cannibals and so they say you dye your hair red with their blood. Mmm is that true?
"...WHAT THE HELL!"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE FISH IN THE HALLWAY!"
Hi Kouga. OOooo look it's Kouga and Ayame! EEEEeeee how cute. It's so quaint. Haha I said quaint. Isn't quaint just like the best word ever?
"...where the hell did you come from?"
She came from my closet. And he came from your mom.
"...I want to leave."
"I understand that."
Poooooooooo! Beware the man eating gold fish in the hallway!
"Bah! It's frikkin FISH! Fish can't stop me!"
Ayame stormed out into the hallway.
...why didn't you stop her?
"She can see for herself."
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL!"
It's nice to see you again too.
"Why do you have FISH THE SIZE OF HORSES IN YOUR HALLWAY?"
Um... I'm not sure.
"...get rid of them!"
Why? They're fun!
"They're also going to die."
Gasp! Why? What did you dooo?
"...why does she say gasp?"
"I'm not sure. Do you want to leave?"
"Fuck yes."
Noooo the fishies block your waaayy! WHAT DID YOU DOO TO MY FISHIESSSSSSSS!
Wails can be heard as the camera falls to the ground. Limbs flail around smacking random things. Kouga and Ayame can be seen running into the closet Ayame appeared out of.
FISHIESSSSSS FISHIESSSSS COME ALIIIIIIVE MUWAHAHHAHAAAA
oh wait.
I should be interviewing them shouldn't I?
"...oh my god I think she's going to come get us!" someone whispered frantically in the closet.
Nah. It's okay I can just do this with you in there. Just make sure not to bother the bat... Hi it's nice to see you again. May I ask you a few questions?
"...sure. Stay with me. She creeps me out."
"...you're on your own."
Bye Kouga!
"...did you remove your fish?"
They removed themselves. hehee. They go flop! Now - please answer this question with all seriousness. Do you dye your hair?
"...no."
But that doesn't make sense.
"Why?"
Because you dyed your hair.
"No I didn't.."
Yesss you did.
"I think I would know if I dyed my hair."
Wow. You dyed yer eyebrows tooo.
"I DIDN'T DYE IT!"
Denial is an ugly thing.
"...screw this."
Oh poo.
Ayame left.
Oh poo.
Nobody loves me everybody hates me guess I'll go eat worms!
Hm... that song's always bugged me. I mean - if everyone hates you why don't you just go and die or something? Cuz I mean like eating worms just makes you grosser and no one will like you even more then. hahhaahahahaa...
I want to go find Kanna! Kanna! oooooo Kanna! Teehee... K for Kouga K for Kanna!