Chaz: OO WEEEEEEELCOME this is my random randomy randomnessness ficcie of kingdom hearts! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! IT'S EVIL! BECAUSE IT'S RANDOM! screams well okie erm yeah it has a lot of randomness innit so don't blame me if a random TV flies through your window and starts singing the cheeky song or if you got hit over the head by a blender o.o that's happened to me before ANYWHOO! ON WID THE FICCIE!!!! Oooh yeah riku! Do meh disclaimer! Oh! And flames will be used to roast marshmallows on my TV
Maha: ok Chaz does not own kingdom hearts or any of the characters square enix does, but she will gladly take over the world and steal it off them using a magical egg that transforms people into remote controls that can fly around singing random things and shouting random insults o.o however she DID steal it of her friend and tortured Sora by jumping of the tippy top of hollow bastion 10 times ;
Chaz: Good Maha here's your cookie!
Sora: YOURE EEEEEEVILLLLL! YOU THREW ME OFF THAT DAMN BUILDING 10 TIMES!!!!!
Chaz: ; It was Selphie! I swear! NOW ON WID TEH RANDOMNESS!!!!!
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Kh Random randomy randomnessness
By Shukaku
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It was a horribly sunny day (OO MY EYES!!!!) and riku-kun was sitting upside down on a coconut tree why you ask? Well I don't bloody know do I!!!
Riku: Singing really REALLY fast COOOOOOOOCONUT TREE! SHOW ME YOU'RE MAGICAL POWERS AND MAGICALLY GIVE ME A FISH! AND PUT IT ON A SPOON! AND SPRINCLE IT WITH ONIONS! AND THEN COOK IT AT KFCCCCCCCCCCCC!
Sora: O.o Riku???
Riku: HELOOOOO MY CHILD COME AND SIT NEXT TO THE MASTER OF THE TROWSER BLASTER!
Sora: YAY SANTA!
Riku: O.o Stop acting weird you brown turdy hair.
Sora: DON'T DIS MY HAIR YOU TABLECLOTH!
Riku: Sniff Im sorry please forgive me master.
Sora: good boy pats head
Then cloud magically flies to sora and riku on a dustbin (FWOOSH!!!!!!)
Cloud: Lord Sephiroth wants to see you oh mighty great mighty great mighty great curtain stealers...
Sora: In heroic voice COME RIKU! WE MUST GO AT ONCE!!!!
Riku: whines but sora I need to go pee!
Sora: --;
So after riku went to pee the dynamic duo skipped to their gummi ship while singing old McDonald had a farm and yes indeed he did ive been there nods head repeatedly
Sora: I can't drive. I never got around to getting my license at Lego land they said I was too inexperienced and that god have mercy if I can drive.
Riku: Awww there there sora we just need to wear these shiny hats and we can do it!
Sora: O.o YAY!
And off they flew into the bluey blackey purpley shiny orangey sky and after running over 3 cats 2 astronauts and shooting down 7 gummi ships they finally arrived at their destination, THE GAY BAR!!!!
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-Inside the gay bar-
Sephiroth: YAY! You made it oh mighty great mighty great mighty great curtain stealers.
Sora: YAY! We did!
Riku: we did?
Sora: ¬¬ yeeeeees we did
Riku: I need to go pee.
Sephiroth: Can I come watch?
Sora: OO
Riku: OO
Cloud: OO
Sephiroth: OO
Everybody: OO
Sora: Why are we all going OO?
Riku: Because 2 heartless a molesting each other behind you.
Sora: OO
Heartless 1: ; what???
Sora & Riku: GET A ROOM!
Heartless 2: Ok but you're paying buddy.
Sora: shudders
Sephiroth: Anyways I have an important mission for you both.
Riku: And what might that be?
Sephiroth: I need you to sue nick jr for not showing blues clues and Dora the explorer when I asked them to.
Riku: O.o Im just gonna slowly back away and walk out ok?
Sora: DON'T LEAVE ME! cry NOT HERE WITH THESE PEPLE WHO MOLEST ME!
Riku: Sora first of all they're not molesting you and second of all who said I was leaving you? Besides I wouldn't be able to rape you later if I left you here.
Sora: O.o
Sora: You're so right!
Riku: O.o Uhhhh o-k....
So off they went to sue nick Jr and maybe playhouse Disney for not showing their favorite childish baby shows. So it's back to the gummi ship BACK to civilization BACK to raping sora AND BACK to insanity. ; ive been there too.
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Sora: Mmmm Ri-ku more....
Riku: Ohhhh god so good...
Sora: COME ON RIKU! FASTER! GO FASTER!
Riku: IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!
Sora: Ahhhh sooo good.
Riku: Well sorry. Its not lie I can roast these damn marshmallows any faster.
Sora: Whines Awww but there sooo good! And nummy!
Kairi: OO You guys are strange.
Sora: Shuttup Kairi go live a lonely life and die a painful death!
Kairi: O.o I just peed my pants
Sora & Riku: OO Shudder
Kairi: Gets a random coconut thrown at her head falls over hits her head on a sharp rock and dies coz there's blood spurting everywhere
Sora: O.o Oh my god she's dead....THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!!!!
Riku: LET'S SING!
Sora: YEAH!!!!!
Riku & Sora: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO LIVES IN A COCONUT UNDER THE SEA RUBBER HARRY TRIANGLE PANTS BOUNCY AND RED AND VIOLENT IS HE! RUBBER HARRY TRIANGLE PANTS! CHOP UP SOME SUSHI AND SERVE IT ON A DISH. AND RUB ON THEIR NECKS AND FLUB LIKE A FISH! OOOOH RUBBER HARRY TRIANGLE PANTS! RUBBER HARRY TRIANGLE PANTS! RUBBER HARRY TRIANGLE PAAAAAANTS! Do be de do be do be do.
Tidus: O.o Uhh guys?
Riku: HI TIDUS!
Sora: HI TIDUS!
Wakka: EEEY WATS 'APPENING MAN?
Sora, Riku & Tidus: Scream like a girl AHHHH! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM???
Wakka: Well you see, when 2 people who love each other very much get horny and...
Sora: THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MENT!
Wakka: ok Mon chill!
Riku: I WANNA PLAY I SPY!
Sora: ME FIRST! ME FIRST!
Sora: Okay I spy with my little eye something beginning with w.
Riku: Wabbits?
Sora: O.o Noooooooo
Tidus: Weebl and bob?
Sora: Ehh...Noooooo.
Wakka: Wakka?
Sora: Noooooo. It's WAKKAS POWER RANGER UNDERPANTS!
Riku: POWER RANGER???
Wakka: blushing madly
Sora: let the force be with you.
Riku: OO Ehh that's star wars Sora.
Sora: oh ok hmmm lemme think f a quote from power rangers I KNOW! 'BOOM!'
Tidus: OO slowly backs away dude Sora you're reeealy like starting to like freak us like out.
Riku: eh what's with all the likes? OMG!!!! TIDUS IS TURNING INTO A GIRL!!!!!!
Tidus: Like what's so bad about that? I have a collection of pink Barbie's I stole from Kairi...
Sora: AHHHHH! GET THE FREAK AWAY FROM ME!
Tidus: like what's your problem girlfriend??? Your like sooo weird and red is sooo last year.
Riku: OO squeals AHHHHHH!
Wakka: Tidus makes a sexy girl
Sora & Riku: OO YOU HOMO!
Riku: wait...we can't call Wakka a homo.
Sora: Whyyyyyyy?
Riku: coz WERE HOMOS TOO! OO
Sora: Whyyyyyyy?
Riku: I dunno
Sora: Whyyyyyyy?
Riku: Because I don't.
Sora: Whyyyyyy?
Riku, Tidus and Wakka: SHUTTUP DAMMIT!
Sora: Wh...gets glared at O.o ok. MEANIES! (XD one of my friends says that O.o He's so weird)
Random Voice: you are the one who will open the door
Sora: WTF???
Random Voice: open the door to the light...
Sora: What you mean open the door to kingdom hearts?
Random Voice: NO! OPEN THE DOOR TO THE MAGICAL WORLD OF FLYING BOOKS AND CARTOONS THAT GIVE YOU SEZIURES!
Sora: oh, I knew that
Riku: Sure you did.
Sora: Randomly jumps on Riku's back
Riku: WTF?
Sora: Sorry I just felt like it... NOW CARRY ME TO THE LAND OF RED AND WHITE!
Riku: NO THE LAND OF BLUE AND GREEN!
Sora: No
Riku: YEA!
Sora: Nuh-uh
Riku: Uh-huh
Sora: NO
Riku: YES
Sora: Fine...Meanie
Riku: Starts singing YOURE GIVING MEEEEEEEEEEEE TOO MANY THINGS LATELY I NEED A PEEEEEE YOU SMILED AT ME AND SAID PLEASE CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER AND I WILL SKETCH IT DOWN ON MY JOTTER PLEASE TAKE A SEAT ILL BE WITH YOU NOW YEA TODAYS SPECIAL IS A COW BUT TO COOK IT, IS NOT QUITE THAT SIMPLE WHEN YOU WALK AWAY WITH YOUR SHINEY TRAY EEEEEEEEEEE OH GRAVY DON'T POUR SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE TABLE IN SITTING AT RIGHT NOW OH YUM! HERE COMES THE COW.
Sora: OO TEAPOTS!
Riku: ; CHARLIE BROWN
Selphie: HAIRY BEES!
Sora & Riku: OO
Selphie: IM GOING TO KILL YOU COZ QUEEN KARI SED SO!
Sora: Kairi's dead
Selphie: SHES A ZOMBIE!!!!!!!
Sora: OH NO! THE PAIN THE AGONY! THE DRAMA!
Riku: OO
Kairi: Errrr....Uhhhhh....Mrrrrrrr....Ehhhh.....Sooooraaaaa Dieeeeeeee gets out a knife points it a Sora and.......
CLIFFIE!!!!!!!!!!
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Chaz: O.o will Sora die? Is Kairi a zombie? Find out on the next episode of DOMENTED IDIOTIC CRAPPY KINGDOM HEARTS EVERLASTING ANNOYING DOPEY SHOW. Dickheads for short XD Ok that's all from me Chaz and my muse Maha you gotta wait for the next chapter!
Maha: Yay! Go me!
Chaz: Ja Ne!!!