(A/N: Sorry again. I'm slow. And it's short, but I wanted to give you all something to keep the death threats away! Heh, I love you guys! Fan Fic readers are great!) (-.-)

"Ah, home," sighed Sun Ce, staring up at the palace. "I wonder how Pop's doing?"

"Are you sure we can come with you? We are from other kingdoms," pointed out Ma Chao.

"Yeah. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of everything."

"AHH!" came a yell. The nine warriors looked over to see Taishi Ci running around the corner. "Lord Sun Ce, for the love of Wu, hide me!" he yelled, ducking behind the young lord.

"Why me?"

"Because it's partially your fault!"

"What is?"

"Oh come on Tai-shi!" Came Xiao Qiao's voice as she raced around the corner in pursuit. "I wanna play tea party and big sis and Sun Shang are too busy! Besides, you'd look cute in a-" she stopped upon seeing the others. "Kiya! More people to play tea party with!"

"Nobody is playing tea party," Zhou Yu stated calmly. Xiao sniffed lightly.

"I-I never get to have any fun!" she wailed, throwing a temper tantrum on the floor.

"Oh grow up! You're 16 for Wu's sake!" groaned Gan Ning.

"Besides, you're being rude. We do have guests," agreed Zhou Yu. Xiao Qiao paused and suddenly leaped at Jiang Wei.

"Gimme a piggyback ride!" she demanded. Jiang Wei teetered before finally regaining his balance.

"Y-you're choking me!" he gasped after a second, his face turning red, then purple.

"Better you than me," answered Taishi Ci. Sun Ce elbowed him.

"If you let go of Jiang Wei, Taishi Ci will play tea party with you," offered Sun Ce.

"WHAT!" screeched Taishi Ci.

"You will obey," hissed Sun Ce as Xiao Qiao let go of Jiang, who fell on his knees, panting for air.

"Yay!" squealed Xiao, dragging Taishi Ci off by his ankles.

"NOOOOO!" wailed Taishi Ci, clawing the ground

"Sorry about that. I'll introduce you to Pops," said Sun Ce, leading the way to the throne room.

As the warriors entered the room, they gazed around in awe. Upon the throne sat a middle-aged man talking quietly with another, beefy looking man.

"Pops! Huang Gai!" Sun Ce called.

"AH! It's the enemy! Kill them! Kill them! They will not get my Kingdom!" screeched Sun Jian, standing up and grabbing his sword.

"No! Pops! They're guests!" Sun Ce jumped in. Sun Jian paused.

"So, they're not after my kingdom?"

"No, they're not," Sun Ce said slowly.

"And they won't hurt me?"

"No. Now, why don't you take over China my lord?" asked Zhou Yu, motioning to a layout of China with little figures all over.

"Yay! Come on Huang Gai! You can be Wei this time!"

Sun Ce looked over at the confused warriors.

"Pops has kinda lost it in his old age," he whispered.

"Yeah, just go with it," agreed Lu Xun, bouncing on his heels.

"Come on, we'll show you around," said Zhou Yu.

"DIE CAO CAO!" screeched Sun Jian as they left the room. Zhang He gave him one last look and shook his head before following the others.

"Let's see… Sun Shang and Da Qiao should be in here…" murmured Sun Ce, opening a door. Sun Shang and Da Qiao were sitting on cushions polishing weapons.

"-And he was like, 'You shouldn't run off like that!' Can you believe it?" laughed Da Qiao. Both girls burst into uncontrollable laughter.

"What wimps. I think we should just kill them all in their sleep and take over China," snorted Sun Shang.

"Uh, did we miss something?" wondered Ma Chao. Both girls paused and looked over.

"Oh, hi!" smiled Da Qiao. "I missed you Sun Ce!"

"What were you talking about?" Sun Ce asked.

"Uh…. How nice it is outside?"

"Oh, okay. Cool," Sun Ce turned to the others and introduced them.

"Uh…. Nice to meet you…" Jiang Wei said as he slowly backed away towards the door.

"I…ah…I'm thirsty," agreed Ma Chao.

"Oh, okay. Well, we can get some wine and talk," suggested Lu Xun.

"Sure," agreed Zhao Yun.

"Bye honey." Sun Ce waved to Da Qiao.

"Kill ya later sweetie!"

"Aw, she loves me so much." Sighed Sun Ce as Zhang He and Sima Yi exchanged looks of 'he's kidding, right?'

"There should be wine in the dining area." Noted Gan Ning, tucking his hands behind his head. Suddenly, Sun Jian raced by them clad only in a towel. He screeched to a halt.

"Hey! I'm about to create what should happen to Cao Cao at Chibi in the bathing room. Anyone in?"

"Uh…. No thanks…" muttered Jiang Wei, rubbing his forehead. "I can't take this much longer." He muttered under his breath.

"Your loss." Shrugged Sun Jian, taking off again.

"Have fun!" called Sun Ce.

"I'll get the wine glasses!" Lu Xun stated, running off.

THREE HOURS AND 9 KEGS LATER

"Weee…heh…. I feel good." Slurred Gan Ning, flopping on his back. Jiang Wei, Sun Ce, and Lu Xun had long since passed out on the table, Ma Chao, Zhou Yu, and Zhao Yun were busy singing some random tune about how sexy they were, Zhang He was snorting and correcting them under his breath, and Sima Yi was staring at his fan in amazement.

"Incre…. incred…amazing! Look at all the colors on this fan guys! Ohh! There's blue, green, pink…PINK! I'm a…. I'm a…genius! I don't have pink on my fan!" He paused and brought it to his face until it touched his nose. "Well…. I guess I do have pink on my fan," he hiccuped.

"LORD SUN CE!" came a yell as a guard ran in.

"Mmm?" murmured Sun Ce, slowly lifting his head.

"It's Sun Quan! He's fallen into the well again!"

"Get that dog of ours…. Lass-Chi…." Muttered Sun Ce.

"Uh…he ran away remember?"

"Oh yeah…. Ah, get the next best thing…ZHOU TAI! SUN QUAN NEEDS HIS ASS SAVED AGAIN!" yelled Sun Ce before passing out on the table. Zhou Tai raced across the room.

"I'm coming Lord Sun Quan!" he answered. Gan Ning watched him leave.

"Now that's dedication!" he smirked.

(A/N: Will Zhou Tai save Sun Quan from the well? Will Zhou Yu, Ma Chao, Zhao Yun, and Zhang He be the first boyband? Will Sun Shang and Da Qiao take over Wu? Will Sun Jian ever be sent to a nursing home? Will I ever stop asking these questions? Find out in the next installment of this FANFICTION!

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