Hiya people!(and poke'mon) This is yet another one of my Mt. Dew induced stories. I hope that you enjoy it. Note: I am not an actual vulpix, I am a person.


Help! I'm a Poke'mon!


Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu and Vulpix777(hey, Its my fic, why not) were like in most episodes, lost in the woods.
Misty: Ash Kechum! Do you have any sense of direction!
Ash: Well you're the one who said 'Gee, lets take this shortcut,' not me.
Misty: No, I said turn left not right!
Ash: You said right!
Misty: Did not!
Ash: Did too
Misty: Did not!
V7: Looks like you'll have to stop them Pikachu.
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!! (thunderbolts Ash and Misty)
Ash&Misty: YAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Brock: Hey, whats that ahead?
All look to see a huge abandoned labratory building.
All: Ooooo!
Ash: Lets go check it out.
They enter the building and look around the room.
Misty: Wow! Look at all these chemicals!
V7: We better not touch anything.
Brock: Right, we don't know what they'll do.
Jessie: Ha ha ha! We've got you brats cornered
Ash: O no! Not thease guys
Meowth: Dats' right! Now hand over dat pikachu!
Ash: You'll never get Pikachu!
James: I'll get him!
James lunges to get Pikachu, but slips on a bannana peel, and crashes into a table, knocking over a big jar of liquid labled as "poke'juice". The jar crashes on the floor, splattering evryone with the juice.
Jessie: Ewwww! My new uniform!
V7: Yuck! It's in my...
POP!
V7: What was that?
She turns around to find a red, curly tail sticking out of her butt!
POP!
POP!
POP!
POP!
POP!
Okay make that six red curly tails.
V7: O crud.
Ash trys to say 'o my gosh!' but instead it comes out...
Ash: PI PI PIKA!
Ash claps his hands... well, now little yellow paws, over his mouth.
Brock: AHHHHHHH!
Both Brock's legs had melted together and his skin was turning gray. Jessie was simalarly changing, exept her skin was purple instead of gray. Misty's arms sucked up into her body, and she started turning blue. James had lost both arms and legs and was turning yellow. The final result left James a Victrybell, Jessie an Arbok, Brock an Onix, Misty a Poliwag, Ash as a Pikachu, and V7 a Vulpix (duh).
Ash: Wow! This is pretty cool!
Misty: Well at least you have arms!
Brock: Well I don't have arms or legs and I'm not complaning!
James: Look at me! I can bounce! He He He!
V7: Hey! I'm pretty cute!
Ash: Where's Pikachu!
Pikachu: I'm right here!
All of them notice Pikachu and Meowth. Because they were already poke'mon, they turned into people! Pikachu now looked like a seven year old boy with blonde hair and green eyes. Meowth looked like a guy in his early twenties, with brown hair and blue eyes. O by the way, they were butt naked.
Everybody: YAAAAAAAA!!!
Meowth found some clothes in the locker room, while Pikachu put on a pair of Ash's clothes.
Jessie: What shold we do?
Meowth: Hey where's dat bottle? Maybe there are instructions on it.
Brock: It's over there, in the corner.
V7: It's next to me I'll get it. Dang! Its upside-down, would someone with hands get over here!
Pikachu: Here V7, I'll get it!
But Pikachu slipped on the same banana peel James did, and flew threw the air, landing on Brock's head. Brock roared in suprise, smacking V7 in the butt, making her knock the piece of glass into the wall, shatering it into a billion pieces.

Well they're in a real fix now. What will they do now? All I know, is that it's really hard to type with these paws DAGNABBIT!
If you want to make a suggestion about what should happen next, e-mail me, or write it in your rating!