The Worst Summer of my Life

Rating: PG-13 for swearing and some sexual innuendoes but nothing too bad
Status: in progress
Author: Michelle (MichelleRadcliffe) (oops, that was wrong before) Co-Author: Andrea (A/N2:)
Andrea helped my come up with some of the ideas so I feel it's only right to credit her.
Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Ginny (others you'll have to read and find out...I don't want to give anything away...

Summary: It's the summer after fifth year and Harry has been staying at Grimmauld Place for the summer and some visitors are coming. Some big twists are coming and hilarity ensues.

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING!!!

Notes: Well, I just want to say before you read this that me and my friends wrote it for the fun of it. It was not meant to be serious so don't feel bad if your favourite character has some odd things happen to them. My favourite character has many bad things happen to him (It's Harry by the way) and I laugh at it anyway so please enjoy. Nevertheless, I know I'm going to get many flames. Please try to see the funny side of things and enjoy!

Now, to the story!

Previously:

"Erm…" Hermione faltered. "What? I thought you were kind of cu…" Hermione stopped again, only to have her hand fly over her mouth. Harry grinned from ear to ear. "You thought I was cute! You thought I was cute!" Harry chanted dancing around the room. "Arg! Stop it! You look like an idiot." Hermione said rolling her eyes and throwing a pillow at him. (A/N1: Hermione said 'arg'. giggles) It hit Harry and he stopped and looked at her pointedly. "Yes, but a cute idiot." He said with a smile.

Chapter Ten: The Chapter Where Everyone Wakes Up and Draco is Obsessed with Coffee and all Things Caffeinated

Harry woke the next morning feeling groggy and annoyed. Ron was still sleeping so Harry quietly got p and without even thinking walked out of the room still in his boxers. (A/N1: YUM!!!). He yawned sleepily as he opened the door to Hermione's room. Completely forgetting anyone else was even there he opened the closet door but anticipated the clothes falling and caught most of them. He grabbed a pair of jeans and a tee shirt and walked out the door. He thought he heard a slight giggle from inside but was too tired to think anything of it.

Inside the room Hermione had been awake the whole time watching him out of the corner of her eye. Boy did those Quidditch practices do him good! She sighed and got up rolling her eyes at the still ajar door of the closet. She quickly got dressed and headed downstairs for breakfast. Harry had gone downstairs to change and Hermione met up with him in the hallway to go to breakfast. They were chatting, as best friends do, and nothing in particular when Harry opened up the kitchen door. Hermione gasped audibly at the site in front of her.

Draco was jumping up and down holding what was obviously an empty coffee cup because he flipped off the edge of the table when they'd entered. Harry and Hermione stood there speechless as Draco ran around the kitchen until he tried to run under the low ceiling fan. He fell over with a 'thud' and was lying stiffly on the floor the coffee cup still clutched in his hand. Harry laughed which caused Hermione to glare at him. Harry shrugged sitting down on the floor beside her. Hermione checked his pulse and sighed when he twitched slightly before sitting up and rubbing the back of his head.

Hermione giggled and stood back up walking to the counter where Draco had spilled the coffee beans. Hermione help up the now empty can that once held expresso coffee. Hermione looked at Harry for an explanation as to why he had expresso coffee in his house. Harry squirmed a little before answering. "Well, sometimes I can't sleep." He said looking at the floor. Hermione looked saddened by this and walked over to him. Draco was watching them confusedly as he stood up.

Hermione looked like she was about to say something to Harry before winking at him and kissing him firmly on the lips. Harry's' arms were now around Hermione's' waist and her hands were again, in his hair. Draco gagged as he ran out of the room. Harry and Hermione broke apart and Hermione giggled. Harry looked around the coffee covered kitchen and turned to Hermione. "Do you want to go out for breakfast?" He asked with a hint of nervousness in his voice. Hermione smiled and nodded. Harry smiled back as they walked out of the kitchen hand in hand.

Draco ran up the stairs and right into Ginny. Draco's eyes narrowed and he grabbed at her. She simply backed up and held a finger. "Now, now…you wouldn't want anything leaking out about you? I mean…one picture could get lost easily…let's say maybe in Harry's' room? One little picture…" Ginny held a picture that showed him looking embarrassed at the camera with a box of dye in his hand. He grabbed the picture and Ginny let him have it with no fuss.

She watched him, amused, as he tore it up into little itty bitty pieces. He threw the pieces of the picture and stomped on them for good measure. She just giggled. "What?!?" He asked stopping. "Oh, well, I'm not stupid you know. I made plenty of copies." Ginny said with an emphasis on plenty. He looked at her, stomped his foot, and ran into his room like a…two ye…wait…like a teenager. (A/N: laughs I guess it just described me so well that I…nevermind.) Ginny smiled and skipped downstairs and outside.

Narcissa walked into the back door, yawning. She wandered into the kitchen and looked around. There were coffee beans everywhere. Not to mention the big puddle of coffee in the middle of the floor. She sighed and poured herself a cup. She didn't see anyone there so she just assumed that everyone was either still sleeping or they all went out. She shrugged and picked up the 'Daily Prophet'.

Sirius was in his dog form and chasing his tail when James awoke. James laughed at Sirius as he pulled on a shirt. Sirius shifted back into human form but continued to run around in circles like he had a tail. "Padfoot, err, you're not a dog anymore…" James said trying to hold in his laughter. "So?" Sirius asked as he bent down and grabbed his rubber steak off the floor with his teeth. "So, so, suck your toe all the way to Mexico…" James said under his breath as he walked out of the room leaving Sirius alone with his…steak…

Hermione jumped into the front seat of the car and Harry stopped and swayed. He looked as if he was about to ask something and then stopped. "Oh, come on, Harry, out with it!" She said giggling at the end. "Can you teach me how to drive?" Harry asked looking up at her. She grinned. "Of course, it would be my pleasure." Hermione said scooting over into the passenger side. This is going to be an interesting day… Hermione thought absently as Harry turned the key.

James, Lupin and Sirius were no where to be found that morning. Draco, Narcissa and Ginny could not find anyone, in fact. Draco kept making jokes about how Harry and Hermione were probably just snogging in a closet somewhere. Narcissa, however unfunny Draco's jokes were, cracked up every single time. Ginny continued to look around until she found the marauders outside with small dirt piles everywhere.

"What are you doing?" Ginny yelled at two of the marauders that were in sight. "Where's James?" Draco asked looking around. Lupin pointed to an opening in the ground. Narcissa was watching all this, laughing occasionally. Draco and Ginny peeked down into the hole and there was James about six feet deep
(A/N: Okay, weird…6 feet…I know…). "We're digging a hole through the whole earth!" Sirius said up at the surface jumping up and down excitedly.

Hermione was gripping the dash like her life depended on it…and maybe it did. Harry had a mischievous look on his face and was driving like a maniac. Hermione's' eyes widened as Harry swerved in and out of oncoming traffic like he'd been driving for years. "I…thought…you…didn't know….how to drive!" Hermione screamed over the sound of the traffic with difficulty. Harry grinned at her quickly and turned to face the road again.

Narcissa had gone back inside after watching Sirius chase his 'tail' for about ten minutes. Also, she was extremely bored and was in dire need of doing some magic. Ginny and Draco were snooping around outside (A/N1: Uh oh…I think Draco rubbed off on her… (NO! Not like that you perverts!)) Ginny saw a shed hidden behind some bushes and made her way over to it... She wound her way around it and found a door and a trail leading from it on the other side. She grinned and was instantly glad Fred and George were her brothers as she spotted the lock on the door. She pulled a bobby pin out of her hair and put her ear up to the lock.

"Ginny?!?" She heard Draco yell from the other side of the bushes. "Just a second!" She said not taking her attention away from the bobby pin in her hand or the lock at her ear. She heard a 'click' and slid the lock of the latch. She opened the door and her eyes widened and her face sported an all-too-familiar mischievous grin as her eyes rested on the sight in front of her.

James suddenly screamed for help and Lupin and Sirius quickly lowered a long rope into the, now 12 feet deep, hole. He clamoured to the top and stood gasping for air. "What did you see, what happened?" Lupin asked peering into the hole. "I saw a monster!" James exclaimed his eyes wide. "What was it?" Lupin asked curiously. "A monster you dolt!" Sirius said matter-of-factly. Lupin just rolled his eyes and turned back to James who was still panting. "Well, it was like a snake, only it had legs…" James said puzzled. Lupin laughed and James looked at him annoyed. "It wasn't funny, it tried to eat me!" James said seriously. "Is this the monster?" Lupin asked holding up a lizard that had just crawled out of the hole.

Harry pulled up into the parking lot of Perkins and parked in the closest parking space available. "Harry! That's a handicapped space!" Hermione scolded him. "Well, what have those people ever done? Get old and frail?" Harry asked. "Well…yes…but that still doesn't give you the right…." Hermione shook her head at him.

"Well, have they ever had to battle an evil villain or fought a basilisk, or been on the run from a killer who is really your godfather, or fought a dragon, or dived down into a lake infested with God knows what to save their best mate and then find out that the one they love is in danger too, did they find out that they did all this and it really might be someone else who was supposed to go through all this, did they ever watch helplessly as ones they loved died? Did they live in a cupboard under the stairs for eleven years being their Aunt and Uncles personal slave?"

He stopped and cocked his head to the side as if he'd never really thought about all the things he's endured before. Hermione had a confused expression on her face but then it quickly sported a look of realization and then, finally, sadness. "What is it?" Harry asked, not realizing all he'd said. "You lived in a cupboard under the stairs? For eleven years?" Hermione asked disbelieving. "Well…err…no?" Harry tried. Hermione shook her head. "You know I know you better than that…" Hermione said sadly. "Well, Hermione it's not a big deal. I'm fine...see?" Harry said spinning around once for emphasis. "Yes you are…" Hermione said eyeing him. "What was that?" Harry asked when he was facing her again. "Erm…nothing…" Hermione said blushing. "Err…let's go inside." Hermione said motioning to the door.

Draco heard a door open on the other side of the bushes and walked towards it. He saw Ginny on the other side looking at some sort of…something. To be honest he had no idea what it was. "What is that?" Draco asked as Ginny walked into the small shed. "This" Ginny said, straddling it. "This is a motorcycle." She said with an evil grin on her face before revving the engine. "You don't even know who it belongs to." Draco looked at her in disbelief. Maybe he had been a bad influence on her. "It's Harry's'. He won't mind. Harry on a motorcycle…hmmm." Ginny smiled widely and looked as if she was envisioning it in her head. "Ginny!" Draco said walking into the shed. He was spun around when Ginny shot out of the shed like a bullet.

"So what do you want to do?" James asked Sirius. They had given up on the whole 'hole through the Earth' thing when James refused to go back into the hole. "I dunno…what do you want to do?" Sirius asked. "I dunno…what do you want to do?" James asked. "I dunno…what do you want to do?"

Narcissa had gone inside and was now attempting to recreate Vin Diesel. She hadn't exactly gotten it right yet, but she had managed to create about 75 rabbits which were now hopping around the room. She shrieked as another rabbit materialized in front of her. She edged a little further away from it before almost falling off of the table and into the 'evil fluffy pit of doom'. She had been standing on top of the table for the last half hour while trying to get rid of the horrifying rabbits hopping around underneath her. She pushed the rabbit off the edge of the table, screaming when its' ear touched her leg.

Harry shrugged it off hurrying in front of Hermione and pulling the door open for her. "Thanks." Hermione said breathing a sigh of relief. They were directed to a table and they sat down. Hermione grabbed a menu and looked though it intently. When Harry had yet to even glance at the menu Hermione looked at him. "Aren't you going to look at the menu?" Hermione asked. Harry had a smirk on his face like he was plotting something. "Oh!" Harry said snapping out of his daze. He picked up the menu to hide his 'I've got an idea' look.

Sneak Peak:

Sirius and James were still in the sitting room. "I dunno…whadda you wanna do?" Sirius droned. "I dunno…what do you wanna do?" James replied just as bored. "I dunno…HEY!" Sirius said jumping up. "We could spy on someone." Sirius said giddily. "Yeah!" James said happily. "But whom to spy on…" James said thoughtfully his hand at his chin. "So, who do you want to spy on?" Sirius asked. "I dunno, who do you want to spy on?" James asked.

A/N1: Wow guys. I'm glad I didn't receive any – um - threatening reviews telling me to update this. Andrea and I are working really – very- hard on this story right now. We've come up with some brand new titles and ideas for chapters that are brilliant. In fact I'm going to share an idea with you now –

Okay – so Draco gets a water park for his birthday they all go – things happen – it'll be fun.

That's all I can tell you. But trust me; you'll love it. Anyway, that's why I haven't update for a long – LONG time. I'm going to be changing the titles accordingly and re-posting chapters for the next week or so. Then you'll get another chapter. But I made this one especially long just for you. Also – Merry Late Christmas (or Happy Holidays if you prefer) anyway – thanks for not killing me.