PRE FIC RANTINGS AND A SPRINKLE OF DISClAIMER: I wrote this because Team Seven deserves to be happy once in a while. I have no idea where this fits into the continuity. I guess it doesn't. Maybe shove it in during the anime filler episodes. And come on, Sakura and Lee would SO have the cutest kids.
WARNINGS: Comic OOCness, non-angst.
If I DID own Naruto, Sakura and Lee would have the cutest kids. Eventually.Rock Lee's Eyebrows
Cephied Variable"Their kids would have, like, HUGE PINK EYEBROWS!"Beside her, Sasuke made a noise that sounded suspiciously like a snork. Sakura turned to see what had caused the great Sasuke Uchiha to produce such an ungraceful noise only to be confronted with the fact that Sasuke was choking to death on his ramen. She would have moved to help him, only she quickly realized that the great Sasuke Uchiha was choking to death on his ramen because he was attempting to laugh hysterically and swallow at the same time. At this point, Sakura's sympathy dissolved and she nearly commanded that Naruto quit slapping their teamate on the back in an attempt to save his miserable life. Sasuke may have been devilishly handsome, but he was having a rare moment of mirthful amusement at her expense, and that was simply unacceptable."Just because I agreed to go on a date with Rock Lee does NOT mean that I want to bear his children!" she exclaimed.Naruto eyed her with a cocked eyebrow and a mischevious grin, "You're just in denial, Sakura-chan. I heard that you brought him flowers everyday when he was sick."Sakura flushed brilliant red, "That-that's because he's a nice guy. Besides, I only agreed to go on a date with him so he would stop bothering me."Her two male teamates stared at her with even-eyed skepticism."Sakura," Sasuke began gravely, having completely recovered from his near death experience, "That really doesn't make much sense.""Yeah. Like, don't you think it'll just encourage him more. He'll think he's getting somewhere with you.""If that did work, I would have asked you or Ino out dates long ago." Sasuke blinked when he realized what he had just said, "I mean. Nevermind." he stared rather intensly at his ramen and Sakura appreciated him being sorta, kinda, maybe considerate of her feelings. For once."Well, I think that Rock Lee just has a childish infatuation with me. If I take him out on a date, it will-""Ohmigod! Ohmigod! What if they looked just like Sakura-chan, only with the eyebrows! And the bowlcut!"This time, Sasuke remembered to finish swallowing before laughing. In the entire time that she had known him, Sakura had never seen Sasuke laugh this much. In fact, she wasn't sure she'd ever seen Sasuke laugh. Period."I don't get it. Why is this so funny?"Naruto, meanwhile, was absolutely enamoured with his own wit, "C'mon, Sakura-chan, can't you just imagine little Rock Lee's with pink hair?"And a smile crossed her lips. She had to admit, that was amusing. She would have laughed had she not realized moments later that she was actually contemplating the genetic makeup of her and Lee's children. And wondering why the hell they all had to have Rock Lee's eyebrows. And... this line of thought wasn't working. Sakura was about three seconds from groping for a blunt object and releasing all the pent up wrath of inner-Sakura on her blonde teamate. Possibly Sasuke as well, since he was still laughing in an uncharacteristic fashion...... but, unfortunately, if she took any longer, she'd be late for her date.fin.
WARNINGS: Comic OOCness, non-angst.
If I DID own Naruto, Sakura and Lee would have the cutest kids. Eventually.Rock Lee's Eyebrows
Cephied Variable"Their kids would have, like, HUGE PINK EYEBROWS!"Beside her, Sasuke made a noise that sounded suspiciously like a snork. Sakura turned to see what had caused the great Sasuke Uchiha to produce such an ungraceful noise only to be confronted with the fact that Sasuke was choking to death on his ramen. She would have moved to help him, only she quickly realized that the great Sasuke Uchiha was choking to death on his ramen because he was attempting to laugh hysterically and swallow at the same time. At this point, Sakura's sympathy dissolved and she nearly commanded that Naruto quit slapping their teamate on the back in an attempt to save his miserable life. Sasuke may have been devilishly handsome, but he was having a rare moment of mirthful amusement at her expense, and that was simply unacceptable."Just because I agreed to go on a date with Rock Lee does NOT mean that I want to bear his children!" she exclaimed.Naruto eyed her with a cocked eyebrow and a mischevious grin, "You're just in denial, Sakura-chan. I heard that you brought him flowers everyday when he was sick."Sakura flushed brilliant red, "That-that's because he's a nice guy. Besides, I only agreed to go on a date with him so he would stop bothering me."Her two male teamates stared at her with even-eyed skepticism."Sakura," Sasuke began gravely, having completely recovered from his near death experience, "That really doesn't make much sense.""Yeah. Like, don't you think it'll just encourage him more. He'll think he's getting somewhere with you.""If that did work, I would have asked you or Ino out dates long ago." Sasuke blinked when he realized what he had just said, "I mean. Nevermind." he stared rather intensly at his ramen and Sakura appreciated him being sorta, kinda, maybe considerate of her feelings. For once."Well, I think that Rock Lee just has a childish infatuation with me. If I take him out on a date, it will-""Ohmigod! Ohmigod! What if they looked just like Sakura-chan, only with the eyebrows! And the bowlcut!"This time, Sasuke remembered to finish swallowing before laughing. In the entire time that she had known him, Sakura had never seen Sasuke laugh this much. In fact, she wasn't sure she'd ever seen Sasuke laugh. Period."I don't get it. Why is this so funny?"Naruto, meanwhile, was absolutely enamoured with his own wit, "C'mon, Sakura-chan, can't you just imagine little Rock Lee's with pink hair?"And a smile crossed her lips. She had to admit, that was amusing. She would have laughed had she not realized moments later that she was actually contemplating the genetic makeup of her and Lee's children. And wondering why the hell they all had to have Rock Lee's eyebrows. And... this line of thought wasn't working. Sakura was about three seconds from groping for a blunt object and releasing all the pent up wrath of inner-Sakura on her blonde teamate. Possibly Sasuke as well, since he was still laughing in an uncharacteristic fashion...... but, unfortunately, if she took any longer, she'd be late for her date.fin.