Sung to the tune of "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy. I own neither Shaggy or Final Fantasy X-2. This is all just a bit of fun XD
You Little Cred!!!
Chorus 1
Gippal: Me and Cid's Girl got caught red handed
Kissing on her bedroom floor.
Picture this, we were both lip-locked
When Cid came walking through the door.
Now I knew when we started this he'd kill me if we got caught,
Cid's Girl screamed as he lunged at me …
Life's not worth living anymore.
Verse 1
Cid: You little cred, get away from ma daughter!
Gimme one good reason why I shouldn't skin and scalp ya,
How far'd this have gone if I hadn't o' caught yer?
I'm gonna kick yer ass, yer one-eyed freak, from here to Luca…
My little girl's not just some chick you can play
Who'd you think you are boy? For this you will pay!
When I'm done with you, yer won't be walkin' for days
What the heck ya doin? Don't you try to run away…
Gippal: So he chased me round the counter
Cid: You little cred!
Gippal:And hechased me past the sofa
Cid: You little cred!
Gippal: I heard his screams getting louder
Cid: You little cred!
I'll kill yer when I get hold o' yer!!!
Gippal: Saw his face getting redder…
Cid: You little cred!
Gippal: And his eyes getting darker
Cid: You little cred!
Gippal: Heard his steps getting closer
Cid: You little cred!
I'll kill ya when I get hold o' yer!!!
Chorus 2
Gippal: Me and Cid's Girl got caught red handed
Kissing on her bedroom floor.
Picture this we were both mid-snog
When Cid came strolling through the door…
Now in all my life I've seen some pretty damn scary things,
But the way Cid was eyeing me,
I'd rather go ten rounds with Sin…
Bridge
Gippal: Tried to tell him I was sorry for the stress that I've caused
He weren't listening to reason, I made a dash for the door,
Heard Cid's Girl say we are sorry for the stress that we've caused
But he didn't even listen, chased me into the hall.
Chorus 3
Gippal: Me and Cid's Girl got caught red-handed,
Kissing on her bedroom floor.
Picture this, we were trading tongues
When Cid came waltzing through the door.
Now I knew when we started this he'd kill me if we got caught,
Cid's Girl screamed as he lunged at me…
... I'll never kiss her anymore ;;
O.o
Just a bit of harmless fun! Hope you liked .