Haikus of Detective Conan

Author's Note: I started these way back when the dub first aired on Adult Swim, so my perspective's shifted since then. (Feels like eons ago!) Enjoy, and please review!

Conan's Haiku Crime Scene

Seventeen, three feet.

Not a good combination.

Conan can tell you.

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Grand house, many rooms.

Vacant home of the Kudous.

Turns out, it's haunted.

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Moonlight Sonata.

Creepy case, but it gets worse.

Dude looks like lady!

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Roundhouses, a punch.

Shin'ichi hasn't called yet.

Ran's breaking the house.

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Kogorou needs cash.

Conan solves a case for him.

Kogorou gets beer.

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Shin'ichi? Just friends.

She cries every time he calls.

But she's not in love!

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Megure was stumped.

The Inspector got some clues.

Man, Conan's handy!

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Bowtie, skateboard helps.

Agasa makes many things.

Why not fix Conan?

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Genta is massive.

He's also useless, stupid.

Why, Detective Boys?

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Dark, mystery girl.

Ai made poison, shrank Conan.

Make an antidote!

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Tried antidote, failed.

Shin'ichi was so darn close.

Make it work next time!

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Hmm, Detective Boys?

Or JDL, they're the same.

They're Conan's Suckas.

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Kogorou's dull, drunk.

The worst detective ever.

He's hilarious!

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Forget calculus.

Now it's just the alphabet.

Being shrunk has perks.

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Conan's kiddy crew.

Those grade-schoolers got his back.

Go, Detective Boys!

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So bright, smart, clever.

Even looks like Shin'ichi.

My boyfriend's seven?