Where were we? You know that is a rather strange sentence to type. It's basically the same word three times that gets shorter in length every time you type out a word. And then your fingers sometimes decide they want to type "where where where" three times and that's just silly! Because you really wouldn't know what the typer was typing about if they put "Where where where" which would make one think that they just didn't know where they were going because they had a blindfold over their eyes. Then you would have to ponder what they were looking for. For instance the typer could be asking where where where is the bathroom, which you would then wonder why the typer didn't look for the bathroom before they started typing! Skyklutz is telling me to get on with the story and quit typing run-on sentences as it is ruining her reputation.
Where was I?
See, that sentence isn't as strange to type as the first even though it's the same sentence, just in a different tense.
Sorry again, I'm starting now. I really mean it now.
Okay, so Syaoran is running down the corridor, holding his skirt in one hand and the pulse pistol in the other, which he named Clow, looking incredibly cute and dashing at the same time (Skyklutz told me to write that). But I don't think he could be nearly as dashing and cute as my Touya-kun. I mean Syaoran has to dress up and run down corridors before he's considered both cute and dashing at the same time! Touya-kun just has to... be! And now Skyklutz is brandishing heavy objects at me so I will just write her way. She also wants me to add that Syaoran was being more cuter and dashing that usual. By the time I had stopped typing this paragraph he ran into Tim. Literally. The two rubbed their heads and looked up. Standing before them was the Peacekeeper captain!
"Well spill my sippy-cup!" exclaims Tim, "The Peacekeeper captain is--"
"--Misato Katsuragi?!" finishes Syaoran in disbelief.
"Wait, this can work to our advantage! She can be our female anime character!"
"Huh?" say Misato and Syaoran together.
"We can finally push Primella out of the air-lock!"
"Ooooohhhhhh..." But since Skyklutz used up all her attention span writing Stuck on You, they are all Pooshed to a large clearing in front of a military base and "Huzza" for Syaoran because the dress spell was magically lifted and he is now wearing his green robes. The sky turns black and wind begins to whip.
"Skyklutz the Storyteller!" says a deep echoey disembodied voice, "Prepare to meet thine literal doom!" And then, from the sky, lemons rain down on them. Not the tasty citrus, lemons of the fanfiction variety! Unsuspecting our band begins to read the lemons.
"Uuugh!"
"Ick! Get it out!"
"THAT'S JUST WRONG!"
"Mghhgmmm! Blllhhnnnddllggg!" says the Voice-over guy before falling over. These among other discusted interjections could be heard amongst the group.
"We're going to need back-up if anything worse comes along!" exclaims Skyklutz posing dramatically. She then lowers her voice so the characters cannot hear her, "Especially since this is already a self-insert fic!" With sparkling red magic, Skyklutz creates a magical ball in the shape of the Fanfiction dot net logo and throws it into the sky. Before her various anime and video game characters begin to appear. From .hack appears Balmung and Zeffie. From xxxholic comes Yuko and black Mokona. Next come Umi and Fuu from Magic Knight Rayearth closely followed bySesshomaru andJaken. To acompany Misato and Syaoran, Asuka and Meiling (Though I think Touya-kun would've been better. Sorry Skyklutz but I do!) appear. From Tsubasa our favorite Yin and Yang team, Fai and Kurogane make their entrance not long after Sister Rosette (Gotta have respect for those gun-weilding nuns) and Chrono from Chrono Crusade. And finally from Chobits, Chi and Sumomo. Video game characters include Toan, Max, Link, Spyro, Pacman, Sora, and the little bouncy ball from Pong.
"Skyklutz!" yells Rosette, "We have to find cover! Some of us have already started acting out of character!" As she spoke Syaoran, Sesshomaru, Asuka, Balmung, and Kurogane, the most vulnerable, were already skipping merrily in the field picking wild flowers while Misato, Yuko, and Mokona were looking at a bottle of beer with the utmost disgust on their faces.
"How disgusting!" remarked Yuko.
"I'm never drinking again!" chorused Misato and Mokona in unison.
"Meiling! Go glomp Syaoran before it's too late!" Ordered Skyklutz. Meiling looked at her with with an angry expression.
"Are you kidding?" she spat, "I wouldn't touch that creep with a ten-foot-pole!"
Skyklutz looked hopeless as she turned to Louie, "Are you guys okay?"
"Indeed we are!" replied Louie, "We are immune. As long as we're voices in your head it's impossible for us to act out of character. Video game characters are also immune because you controll what they do most of the time."
"What a relief! Can you guys help me get all of these anime characters into this conveniently placed military base?"
"Certainly, miss!"
Within a few minutes Skyklutz, the voices, the video game characters, and the voice-over guy were successfully herding the anime characters to the military base.
"You know," muses Syaoran as Skyklutz carries him on her back, unable to pull him away from the posies, "Yamazaki's story's are so totally bogus, how can anyone believe them dude?"
"Syaoran,"
"Hmm?"
"Stop speaking please."
"Sure thing."
"I think I'll start an AA group." decides Mokona who is perched atop Syaoran's head, "And we'll all work together to get rid of all alcoholic beverages in the world."
"Sure ya can, buddy! You can do anythin' ya put your mind to! I think when I get the chance I'll make Eriol-chan, Touya-chan, and Kero-chan a Valentines day card! With sparkles!"
"Syaoran..."
"Sorry, I spoke again didn't I?"
"Yep."
"Sorry. I feel the need to be a kind person to all since Stuck on You six! It was the best nine months of my life!"
"I really don't want to hurt you Syaoran."
"I'll shut up this time! Honest!"
Once inside the military base, the anime characters blink in confusion then become very embarrassed as the remember what they just did.
"Ahem!" came a loud voice from a monitor up high, "I am ze Evil Lord Hashinkonk!" Everyone looked up at the monitor to see a white and black spotted Furby in a military uniform.
"The Evil Lord Hashinkonk?" asked Louie.
"No, no. I sneezed. I am ze Evil Lord... Ted." he replies menacingly. Everyone falls over. "And you shall all perish under ze guise of horrible fanfiction elements! Commence ze attacking of ze puny anime characters, video game characters, voices, and self-insert author!" The screen changes to a milling military base filled with Furbies waddling around and giving orders to other Furbies at controll pannels.
The war begins.