FFX Jingle Bells
Disclaimer: I do not own FFX.
Oo the boredom took over again... Ya know how almost every series has a 'Jingle Bells' song making fun of it? Well I made one for FFX. Enjoy!!!
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Chorus:
Jingle Bells, Wakka smells,
Tidus lost the way.
Auron got really Drunk
And Seymour got away!
Lulu found a good place
To keep all of her dolls
Right now they're chasing Seymour,
He's running through the halls.
Jecht attacked the shoopuf,
Which made the shoopuf mad.
The shoopuf stomped his brains out
Which is really kind of sad
Ohhhhhhh...
(chorus)
Rikku's in the kitchen,
Eating all the cheese.
Seymour's in the garden
Getting chased by killer bees.
Yuna is a human,
Tidus is as well,
Seymour is half Guado,
But he can go to...........HECK!!!!!
Ohhhhhhh...
(chorus)
Auron is really drunk
He's trying to eat a bed.
Yuna's trying to send Seymour,
Who's screaming off his head.
Kimahri won't stop dancing
In circles round the town
Wearing underpants on his head
And acting like a clown!
Ohhhhhhhhh....
(chorus)
Auron got even drunker
And chased Yuna up a tree
Barking like a guard dog,
Now Seymour's running free.
Yuna got really mad
And bonked Auron with her staff.
Auron was really confused
And Rikku had to laugh!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh....
(chorus)
Lulu's the only one
Who doesn't act insane.
She's not in FFX-2,
But there's Rikku and there's Paine.
Tromell's busy chasing
Seymour 'round the house.
Auron is extremely drunk
He thinks he is a mouse.
Ohhhhhh...
(chorus)
Tidus likes to whack
Seymour in the head.
But it doesn't do much damage,
'Cause he's already dead!
Wakka's playing blitzball,
The Aurochs are the worst.
They just beat the Glories
But believe me, that's a first!
Ohhhhh...
(chorus)
So now you know the lunatics
Of the game FFX
Running around Spira
Making a big mess!
The FFX characters
Are the very best.
Even though I'm making fun of them,
They're better than the rest!
Ohhhhhh....
(chorus x2)
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...so how was it? Funny? Boring? Somewhere in between? I need feedback, peoples! Please review!