Virgil Butler walked down the passageway of Fowl manor, his feet thumping against the soft-carpeted floor.

"Butler!" He heard his master, Artemis the second, yell and he quickened his pace, hearing the annoyance in his voice.

He wonder what Artemis could possibly want, it was the middle of the night when Butler had been woken by the intercom system Master Artemis had installed so long ago. Or at least it seemed long ago.

Artemis was now 15 and was growing up into a handsome young man, still cunning as ever though.

"BUTLER!" He yelled again and Butler's fast walk sped up to a run. He opened the door to Artemis's bedroom and entered. After closing the door behind him, all he could make out of the boy was a dim outline.

He blinked as Artemis suddenly turned on his bedside lamp, making spots appear before Butler's eyes.

"It's about time!" Artemis said moodily.

"What do you need Artemis?" Butler asked and Artemis was silent for a minute.

"We're friends, right Butler?" He asked and Butler, if he didn't know Artemis so well, was sure he heard nervousness in his voice.

"Of course Artemis."

"And you trust me, right?"

"Yes, why? Is there a problem?" Butler said and Artemis avoided his eyes.

"I want you to make love to me."


Short, but as my regular readers know, my first chaps are always short and get longer as the story got moving.

This story will not follow book two and three cause I've only read the first Artemis Fowl book so don't spoil it for me!

I am sorry if this is not written Artemis Fowl style, I'm used to writing Harry Potter so I have an excuse!

A few reviews is all I ask and I'll continue this!

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