Killer: By J.J Jackson (Parody of Michael Jackson's: Thriller)

Joey spun on his chair, placing his headphones back on. "That was Yami 666 with A Song for Anzu and Yami."

"Er…Jou-kun." Tristan arched an eyebrow. "Do you really think it's a good idea to be playing that? I mean, sure, we had a few laughs here and there but if Anzu…"

All of a sudden, the phone began to ring. "Whoa, looks like we have our first caller. DC 109.1, you're on the air."

"Joey Wheeler you (---------)!!!!" a familiar voice began shrieking through the other line. "Of all the songs you had to play on the radio….do you realize how traumatized Yami is now?!? Huh?!? DO YOU!!"

"Whoa Anzu." Joey gave a huge grin. "First time caller, long time listener, no?"

"Anzu," Yami's voice seeped through the line. "Tell that mother (-----) that when I get to that Ra forsaken Domino City, he's going to be feeling my foot up his…"

But Joey had cut Yami off. "Anzu, tell your boyfriend Tristan and I said hi." And right before Anzu could say anything, Joey had cut her off. "All right, next caller." Joey pressed onto the other button. "DC 109.1, talk to me."

"Hi," a creepy voice crept onto the other line. "First time caller. Long time listener."

"Hey," Tristan blinked. "This guy sounds really familiar."

"First time caller, long time listener." the caller snuck in an undercover laugh. "I'm not sure if you guys remember this but I always wanted to hear this song from the late J.J Jackson."

"J.J Jackson?" Tristan arched an eyebrow. Joey seemed to have gone red in the face and Tristan was definitely noticing this. "Joey, what's wrong?"

The caller continued laughing. "Oh, just wanted your viewers to know about the late J.J Jackson. He's retired and now working at this station. Just wondered if I could listen to that nice song he made…you know…Killer…there you go!"

"Weevil Undergarments you bastard!" Joey yelled in the phone. "When I get my hands around your neck."

"Yes you listeners out there," Tristan said in a smooth voice. "Our good friend Joey Wheeler used to be a singer known as J.J Jackson until he quietly retired from his music career back in 1981."

"Hey!" Joey snapped. "That's 91, not 81! And stop giving away my secret life."

"And here's the song that made J.J Jackson famous." Tristan took out a blank cassette tape.

Joey's eyes widened. "Where the hell did you get that?"

Tristan's smile broadened. "Ebay. Now, here's J.J Jackson with his greatest hit "Killer" originally popular back in the 80's." he then placed the tape in the radio.

"Oh no you didn't." Joey pointed an accusing finger to his partner in crime.

"I'm afraid I just did."

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It's close to midnight, better hope to God that you better run
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
It's Yugi and the pharaoh, their heart of the cards is a bunch of lies
You start to freeze, cause you know if you duel them, you're gonna die
You're paralyzed

Cause they're the killers, killers on the run
And no one's gonna save you from the beasts about to strike
You know they're the killers, yeah that's right.
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
The heart of the cards…yeah…once they say that, you know you're dead and gone
You close your eyes…unless if you're Marik, you know you can't stop them
Cause all the while…the blondes are busy doin' their killin'
You're out of time

Cause they're the killers, killers on the run
There ain't no stopping them, even with a water gun
Cause they're killers, yeah that's right
You're fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight

(Intermission which the freaky guy starts talking in a language no one can understand)

They're out to get you, just like how they got my friend Anzu
They possessed her…and now she ends up in the Domino Zoo
It's been three years…there's nothing more for Anzu we can do
This song doesn't rhyme…why the hell am I still singing this?
I don't know why!

Cause they're killers, run for your life
They'll send you straight to hell rather than stab you with a knife
Cause they're killers, killers at night…
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, tonight

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"There you have it ladies and gentlemen." Tristan tilted his chair back, propping his head onto the table. "It was really popular back in the 80's but due to some scandals back in 1989..."

"Tristan," Joey gave him a murderous look. "Shutup. You just had to play that, huh? But that time, that was dedicated to that rare hunter who tried to score big with my Red Eyes Black Dragon card."

"Sure Jou-kun." Tristan patted Joey on the shoulder. "Sure. You were so poetic back then and the fun part is, all those people you mentioned are going to kill you by the time you get home."

"I'm serious!"

"We'll be right back after this short commercial break. Oh and yes, coming up next, we'll be giving away tickets to the 9th and 10th caller to see Ishizu, Serenity and Mai in a three way fatal way match after a horrible incident at the Domino pier that led these two to rivalry. This match will definitely a rather good one. Seats are really limited so hope to yourself you're the 9th and 10th caller."

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To those that really plan to call, one per entry. I don't accept multiple entries -smiles-