Creating Some Birthday Mayhem
By CreativelyCrazy and Royal (not a user of )
Summary: Fred and George Weasley create a plot for some April Fools' mayhem...Hogwarts has a spirit week...Ron and Hermione become lovesick idiots (and not for each other)...can you say birthday madness? Format inspired by Anya's NQM. Read and Review!
A/Ns:
Julia: Read. Review. Hope yeh like it!
Royal: I didn't do it. Seriously.
DISCLAIMER: The coolest things in the world are not ours.
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Chapter 1: The BeginningTo: Gred
From: Forge
Subject: Our charming little ruse....
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March 25 9:13 PM
Is the love potion ready yet? Gred, we've only got a few more days to pull this off! I've got the Pumpkin Pasties ready and waiting. Ickle Ronnikins will never know what hit him. Hold on, well, yeah, he'll know what hit him, but he won't know who did it. And exactly how much of the potion do we insert into these again?
Starting to have doubts,
Forge
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To: Oh-so-doubtful Forge
From: Gred
Subject: Our charming little ruse....
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March 25 10:00 PM
Hey relax.. Everything will be fine... But I still think that stealing all those ingredients from Snape's office was a bad idea. I mean, he'll know for sure it was a Gryffindor. But, I'm not really complaining though. I mean TOTAL blackmail on him!! Especially the underpants we got from his desk. I just wonder WHAT was happening there exactly. Eh.. .Even I don't even wanna know WHY he took them off.. But COME ON!! There are HEARTS and ANGELS on them!! The "oh-so-feared" Snape wears boxers with hearts and angels?? Heh This is gonna be fun.
Anyway, I still think a love spell would be better than a potion. It would hit the entire castle itself and wont wear off for around 24 hours. So I really don't know if all those Pasties are needed. Even Hermione's in on the plan and she wont tell anyone.. Hehe, I can just imagine who she's gonna make sure will see HER first when the spell is activated. Anyway, she found the perfect spell for it and she knows HOW to actually make it happen. So think about it or else I'll make u eat slugs.
From your "oh-so-evil" brother,
Gred
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To: Prof. McGonagall
From: Prof. Snape
CC: Albus Dumbledore, Prof. Flitwick, Prof. Sprout
Subject: Potion Ingredients
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March 25 10:07 PM
To Prof. Dumbledore and all Heads of House
I was on my break and when I returned to my office, certain ingredients I use were stolen from my office. These "certain ingredients" were ingredients for a Love Potion. You know full well that Love Potions are banned from Hogwarts, I believe? I believe the perpetrators of this heinous act were Miss Patil or/in combination with Miss Brown? Please notify your houses immediately.
Severus
P.S. Has anyone seen my knickers?
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To: The TOO confident Gred
From: The oh so worried Forge
Subject: YOU LET HERMIONE IN ON THIS?!?!?!
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March 25 10:13 PM
Dammit Gred, YOU GOT HERMIONE INTO THIS!?!?!?!?!? Bloody hell! Does she know what we're using it for?
You didn't tell her did you? If you did, you are so dead. She doesn't know who we're planning for her to see does she? You're telling people too much!!!
Digging a hole and buying a coffin,
Forge
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To: The Oh so worried Forge
From: The totally screwed Gred
Subject: Yes I let Hermione in on it
March 25 10:56 PM
Sigh Yes Forge, I, the "oh-so-stupid" Gred let her in on it. But come on!!!! She's the resident genius!!! She'll make the potion or spell, whichever you choose SO powerful, that it could be permanent! And no ,I did not tell her why we needed it. But for some strange reason, I have come down with a strange case of amnesia. Tell me exactly, what ARE they for?
The not REALLY too screwed
Gred
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To: Prof Snape
From: Prof Mcgonagall
Subject: Potion Ingredients
March 25 10:59 PM
Hmmm... I see. Well, they are just teenage girls, everyone has a crush sometimes, no? So just leave them be, but just in case, make TONS of antidotes for them. In case they do something incredibly foolish.
Going out to ask Ms. Patil and/or Brown to have some of the potion,
M. McGonagall
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To: The Oh So Dead Gred
From: The As Good as Dead Forge
Subject: Not Screwed? You've got to be kidding me.
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March 25 11:06 PM
Dammit dammit dammit!!! Hermione must have slipped some Veritaserum into whatever you ate and made you spill, then put a memory charm on you!!! And we don't want permanent!!!! What if something goes horribly wrong? (Not like it hasn't already.) And they are to create some birthday mayhem for us and to get Hermione and Ron together!!
The one who WASN'T stupid,
Forge
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To: Prof. McGonagall
From: Prof. Snape
Subject: Have you lost your mind???
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March 25 11:30 PM
Minerva,
Maybe you don't quite understand. Love potions are BANNED at Hogwarts. I suggest you take major points from Gryffindor as everyone knows that they did it.
Severus
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A/N: So that's the beginning of it all! Read and review!