A/N: This was originally part of a longer work about how our lovely heroes got together in the first place, but I liked it so much I posted it separately. If you are interested, the longer multi-chapter story should be up in a day or two. Please review!

What's in a Name?

"Sector five is clear."

"Sector three is clear."

"Sector six is –"

"Hey, you know what we need? A name!"

"..."

"What?"

"Beast Boy, we are on patrol! Focus!"

"I do not understand. Are we not already in possession of names?"

"Not real names, Star – superhero names! I mean, come on. The Justice League has a name. So does the Fantastic Four. We've been patrolling this city for three weeks; we deserve a name!"

"Beast Boy, we do not use the communicators for personal conversations!"

"We could be the Guardians!"

"That applies to you too, Cyborg!"

"Nah, guardians sounds too wimpy. It's like 'defenders.' We'd be asking to have our butts kicked."

"All right, wise guy, you think of something!"

"Oooh, I know! We could be the blipduggering skynars!"

"The Avengers!"

"Been done. How about –"

"If you three don't stop talking and start paying attention – "

"Titans."

"..."

"What was that, Raven?"

"Titans. Legendary warriors and children of gods. Very powerful and mighty."

"Titans. Hey, I like it!"

"Yes, it is perfectly wonderful!"

"What do you think, Robin?"

"It's...I don't care! We can discuss this later. Right now, we need to get back to work!"

"Fine, whatever."

"..."

"But you know, Titans just sounds so...plain. Not very catchy. Wait, I got it! We could be the Teen Titans!"

"I thought I told you to get back to work!"

"Why must we advertise our number of years, Beast Boy? Cannot people on your planet determine that by sight?"

"Yes, they can - though in Beast Boy's case, they might wonder."

"Huh? Hey!"

"BB does have a point, Raven."

"See, Cyborg thinks I'm right! Besides, the media will do it anyway. The angle is way too good to pass up. Teenage superheroes, protectors of Jump City!"

"Team, I am warning you!"

"..."

"Seriously though, think about it. We'd be like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, only so much cooler!"

"BEAST BOY!"

"All right, geez. You don't have to yell."

"..."

"Sector two is clear."