Chapter 3 Joey and Mai

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-Oh or the 'Know your Stars' thing from all that.

Okay, this one's going to be complicated. Since there are three people talking in this, I'm going to put the announcer in italics. Maybe that will make things a little easier. God, this was so much easier back when it was in script. But, as I now know, script format is like one of the ultimate sins on fanfiction, and there are some ass-holes out there who will report you for it. So, here it is . . . I guess . . . (sighs in disgust at the prejudice against script format.) :(

Joey Wheeler and Mai Valentine walk in. There are two chairs sitting on the stage, so they both take one. Suddenly, they hear a voice...

" Joey and Mai...are brother and sister." -Announcer

"Er...no we're not. She's my girlfriend."-Joey

"Ewe! You're dating your sister! Incest! Incest!" -Announcer

"No! We're not related in any way!" -Mai

" Right!" -Joey

"Okay, I'll buy that...for now at least. Ahem, Joey and Mai...are the world's cutest gay couple." -Announcer

"What!" -Joey and Mai

" Isn't it true? You went on this show to tell everyone that you're lovers." -Announcer

"That doesn't mean we're gay!" -Mai

"Well, if two women love each other-" -Announcer

" What's that supposed to mean, creep?" -Joey

" What do you think it means, girlie?" -Announcer

"Awright, that's it!" -Joey

"Joey, dear, calm down." -Mai

"Yeah, Joey dear, or should I say, Josie dear!" -Announcer

"What did you just say!" - Josie...oops, I mean Joey

" Josie and Mai..." -Announcer

"I'm Joey!" -Joey

"As I was saying, Josie and Mai...one of these two aren't faithful..." -Announcer

" Gasp! Oooooh!" Crowd of readers. (You know I had to put you in here. Congrats! You're part of a fanfic!)

" My name is...wait...what did you just say?" -Joey

"You heard me." -Announcer

(Turns to Mai) "Is there something you want to tell me?" -Joey

" No! You know this guy's been lying the whole time." -Mai

"Mai Valentine...it appears she had an affair with Josie's starry-haired best friend." -Announcer

"Yugi! You had an affair with Yugi! Mai, how could you!" -Joey

"Lies! Joey, he's lying! I love you, and only you! You're my everything!" -Mai

"Awwwww" -Crowd of readers.

"Mai, you...you really mean it?...I love you too, Mai." -Joey

"Josie Wheeler...once peeked in on Mai when she was dressing." -Announcer

(Turns to Joey furiously) "WHAT!" -Mai

"No! Mai, I never! I would never- well...I can't lie to you...maybe I did...once." -Joey

"What? Really? Wow, you're a total creep." -Announcer

(Stars at Joey in utter shock) " I...I can't believe you! That's it, Joey! We're finished!" -Mai

"No! No! Mai, please forgive me!" -Joey

"Don't forgive him." -Announcer

"Goodbye, Josie. Next time, I'm going out with a MAN!" -Mai

"Ahem...uh, I'm free after I finish this.." -Announcer

"...well, you do have that deep, sexy, manly voice." -Mai

"hehe...and now you know Josie, the perv, and Mai, my new woman. Come on, baby. Let's get out of here." -Announcer

Mai leaves the room, the audience leaves, and the lights switch off, leaving Joey sitting alone in the dark.

"...Mai? Please come back..."