Oh, Boy…

QL/Farscape Crossover

Author's Notes: This is the first in a series of short drabbles about "what if Sam leaps into John Crighton" Hope u enjoy this:)

Summary: Sam leaps into John during a very interesting time.

Theorizing that one could travel through time Dr Samuel Beckett stepped into the Quantum accelerator and vanished…

The blue light faded and Sam started to look around at his surroundings.

Or at least he tried to.

It appeared that he was strapped into some type of chair.

He tried to lift his hands but found that they too were bound.

He caught movement out of the corner of his eye. Just at the edge of his vision, he could see a woman. She had long red hair, fair skin and the coldest eyes he had ever seen. She was also wearing a very form-fitting outfit of black leather. She was standing behind some type of control panel. She was glancing back and forth at him and the panel in front of her with a very confused expression.

She opened her mouth to speak and out came…Gibberish.

Sam blinked, there has to be something wrong with my hearing.

Then from behind him came more gibberish. Sam tried to turn around and see the speaker but the chair held him too well.

The female answered him in more gibberish. The speaker behind him moved into Sam's view to look at the panel. Sam could only see the second person's back. That person looked male and was dressed from head to toe in black leather, literally.

His head was covered in black leather.

The male and female exchanged more gibberish. The male then spun around to face Sam.

Sam's heart froze.

If the devil had a face then this was it.

The face was cadaverous in the extreme while the eyes shone with a type of malignant intelligence that Sam had never seen before in all his travels.

In fact, Sam realized, the eyes shone with a type of angry, malignant intelligence.

The devil spoke angry gibberish at Sam. If Sam had had translator microbes, he would have heard Scorpius demand, "What the frell have done with John Crichton?"

Sam had only one reaction to this, "Oh, boy…"

Author's Notes: Hope u like this. Feedback is appreciated. Suggestions as to when Sam should leap into John will be taken into consideration for future chapters.