Zabuza stalked angrily through the hallways. Anyone who gave a damn to keep their heads and other various body parts was wise to stay very far away. This included Haku.

Of course, there were those few that did not take heed of his warning stomps. One such perpetrator was a man everyone knows quite well. A man that goes by the name 'Hatake Kakashi', a man that was currently walking through the halls of the academy reading porn.

Zabuza had left the class with Haku, way too pissed off and unable to stand those annoying brats any longer. He had tried to teach them hand seals… only… luck was not on his side. The classroom was complete mayhem and just about the only good thing that came out of it was that Sasuke got his spirits crushed by Naruto. Naruto had successfully failed at doing anything productive, and thus had dumped a desk on Sasuke's head. It was worth it to watch the brat cry.

Haku wasn't pleased of course.

Zabuza did not give a flying rhinos behind.

However, Sakura's smart-assed attitude managed to piss him off even more… She was the only one to get it. But her hair was so offensive that it was hard to be proud of her… at all.

All in all, Zabuza's day was not shaping out well. And his next encounter would not help, not one bit.

It should have been just a simple passing by in the hallway. But we're talking about Zabuza and Kakashi here; nothing is simple with these two.

Now, Kakashi was walking down the hallway minding his own business when Zabuza banged into him. Amazed, Kakashi stopped in his tracks. How could someone be so rude! Especially to him!

"Excuse me," Kakashi said sternly, and by sternly I mean lazily. "I do believe you owe me an apology."

"Why yes good sir, I do believe I do as well," Zabuza replied, pausing in his tracks. "I am quite sorry for my behavior. You see, I've been having such a dreadful day."

"That's quite alright old chap, why don't we have a nice cup of tea and discuss this like gentlemen?" Kakashi inquired kindly. Zabuza turned to face Kakashi.

"Oh, that would be wonderful, dear sir. Thank you for the offer," Zabuza replied and the two walked merrily to the teachers lounge to have a nice pot of tea.

… And by all that, I mean Kakashi told Zabuza to apologize, and Zabuza turned around and bitch slapped Kakashi.

"Well, that wasn't very nice," Kakashi commented unhappily. Unhappy because he had dropped his book.

"I know," Zabuza rolled his eyes and then glaring down at Kakashi. "That's why I did it." Kakashi stood up slowly and brushed himself off, before looking at Zabuza again.

"HEY! Don't I know you?" Kakashi asked in the same way an annoying "buddy" from high school would.

"No," Zabuza replied, much like an annoyed person who did actually know the annoying "buddy" from high school trying to quickly get away.

"No, I really think I know you," Kakashi continues.

"No."

"But aren't you--?"

"No."

"But I--!"

"No."

"And you--!"

"No."

"Will you--?"

"No I will not."

"How do you know--?"

"Magic."

By this time Zabuza was ready to kill Kakashi. Oh yes… just bitch slap that sucker into next Tuesday. However, he restrained himself.

"Honestly, I thought—!" Kakashi was once again cut off.

"Honestly, I don't give a flying fuck if you think with your feet just get out of my goddamned sight," Zabuza hissed dangerously. Actually, someone did walk by and stick a sign on the air in which the hiss was put into and labeled it dangerous… It was later taken to a lab to be studied as nobody quite understood how a hiss could be dangerous.

"That must be some bad breath you got there," Kakashi points out.

"Shut up," Zabuza told him. A thought suddenly appeared and danced in his mind for a few moments. Zabuza allowed himself to be amused by the dance before actually taking into account what this thought what. No, it was not Kakashi in drag doing the hula. The thought was 'Why the hell am I still standing here talking to this fuckhead?'

Thus, Zabuza turned and continued to stalk down the hall in his angry fashion causing small children, cheese doodles, and cats to cry and taking down several small metropolises in the process.

The last thing Kakashi thought before turning back to his book was 'Wow, he has skillz.'

AHHAHAHAHA! THAT'S RIGHT! I'VE RETURNED… Or something…

/ I'm sorry if it wasn't terribly funny… I've… RUN OUT OF CREATIVENESS. cries… or something