disclaimer: i don't own naruto, etc. warning: contains yaoi in later chaps.

Konoha High School was the best high school in the Hidden Village of the Fallin Leaf, and how the infamous, loud mouth, Vibrant blonde boy, Uzumaki Naruto was accepted to this high school was a mystery to everyone who attended there. Not they minded or anything. In fact, they actually liked the kid, even though they hated to admit it. Naruto was lovable, has charisma, and was always amusing to watch. Of course they couldn't be friends with him, mentioning Naruto was taboo to most parents for some mysterious reasons. So even though everyone at school loves Naruto (one way or another) he still led a painfully lonely life. Of course that could never stop Naruto from ending up at the principal's office (again) for causing mad havoc in school.

Naruto slumped down and made himself comfortable in the big squishy leather couch just outside of the principal's office door.

'kuso Tsunade- obaba' thought Naruto impatiently as he threw another glance at the clock whose minute hand hadn't budged since the last time Naruto looked at it. As he was about to stare at his favorite spot on the wall a flash of red caught his eye, and Naruto turns his attention to it, and sees an unfamiliar face. Naruto peers curiously to the stranger and perks his ears to listen to the conversation between the secretary and the new kid.

"So you're the new student?"

"yes" came a cold hollow response.

This new kid was the most weirdest/scariest, and eerie boy he had ever encountered in his life, and Naruto had seen some scary ass people back in his day. The boy had short spikey red/mahagony hair, ice blue eyes, insomniac dark circles under his eyes (Naruto thought they were mascara), and a tatoo that said 'ai' (love) in Kanji on the left of his forehead. He wore black tanktop over a fishnet t-shirt, poofy black pants, dusty black boots, and a huge dull yellow gourd shape bookbag that totally contrasted with his whole image.

"What's your name?"

"Subaku no Gaara" he said as he turned his head and looked at Naruto, who at that instant looked the other way. Naruto squeezed his eyes shut and slightly cringed at the odd sensation of the ice blue eyes burning a hole in the back of Naruto's head.

'If only I were like a ninja or something to slip away or hide or vanish from sight' thought Naruto, and then chuckled at his ridiculous thought.

"ahem ..." Naruto eyes snapped open, and looked up at the stern faced Tsunade. "Uzumaki Naruto" She said sternly, and she walked into her office.

"About time kuso obaba" grumbled Naruto as he was about to follow Tsunade into the office when someone pushed past him. Naruto turned his head to see who that was. It was Gaara, their eyes met, and Gaara smirked and walked out the exit.

'I ... I don't like that guy' thought Naruto as he stared at the empty doorway.

"NARUTO!!" a sharp yell came from the principal's office.

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai" said Naruto with a sigh, as he entered the principal's office, closing the door after himself.

'I like that guy' thought Gaara still with a smirk on his face as he walked down the empty hallway. 'Uzumaki Naruto ... ka?' His smirk slightly widened into almost a smile... almost.

After the painfully long lecture from Tsunade, he practically bounced his way to his next class. Compared to the nagging lecture from the Tsunade -obaba, a boring and useless lesson from a monotone teacher was heaven.

He was about to enter his classroom, then BAM.

In a long moment of confusing and blackness Naruto's sense began to comeback. He felt he was on something squishy yet firm at the same time, and it was warm, and moving. He was face down on whatever he was on. Naruto slowly opened one eye, and then the other eye followed, and widen in horror. There right under him was no other than Uchiha Sasuke (his eyes also wide in horror), their faces crushed together, their lips in contact with one another. And the position they were in, didn't make things any better.

Hushed Silence ........

[author's note: not much yaoi right now, but trust me more to come]