This is my first EVER fan fic......so please review. The chapter might be a bit long, but oh well.

Yes, this is a girl at CGL fan fic. There are too many, I agree, but please forgive me. In my version, Danni comes BEFORE Caveman, and hopefully, (if im not too lazy) he will com later! Okay! So please enjoy the story:

PS: 0000000000 flashback

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"Are we there yet?" It was a rhetorical question, so nobody answered it, yet the same thing had been asked every couple minutes for the past seven hours.

There were only three people on the bus; the driver, who looked over one hundred years old, a guard, wearing dark yellow sunglasses and holding a gun, and a girl.

She was short, no taller than five feet, and wearing a black element skateboarding sweatshirt that looked at least sixteen times too big for her, and went down past her knees. The sleeves were so long on the sweatshirt that it looked like they were handcuffed to the seat ahead, instead of her arm. She had long blonde hair that was in a high ponytail, covered by a blue visor that said 'Angel'.

"Are we there yet?" The guard couldn't take it any longer.

"Does it look like were there kid!?!?" He spazzed out, and then poked her in the ribs with his gun. "I'll tell you when were there!"

"Ouch." She said when he was done shouting. Two minutes later she added: "That hurt." Another two minutes: "That was mean."

For the next four hours she said things like: "My name is Danielle, not Kid, but you can call me Danni"Do you poke your kids with guns?" "Do you have kids" "Are you married?" "Do you hunt with that gun, or is it just for shooting bad kids?" "Are your kids bad?" "Do you have kids?" Danni eventually got board of that, and went back to saying: "Are we there yet?" This time, the guard didn't mind.

Danielle stared out the window into the empty desert. 'Wow' she thought to herself 'I'm gunna have great fun here.' As the drove father down the road, Danni was getting restless, and was not saying "Are we there yet?" every minute.

She was finally answered by the bus driver who said:

"Look out the window little girl, that will be your home for the next year."

When she looked out the window, she immediately wished she hadn't. Danni had expected a desert, but she had also expected a lake. She hadn't expected a variety of tents and run down buildings. It looked like a hobo town from where she was sitting. To top it all off, the whole 'camp' was surrounded by millions of holes.

The bus parked, and the guard un-handcuffed her arm. He grabbed a hold of her sleeve, and pulled her off the bus. The bus driver handed her her bag, and told her to "watch out". Danni let herself be pulled along by the guard, as he led her towards one of the run-down buildings. Just as they were about to go in, Danni felt a hand on her arm that pulled her back. She spun around, and came face-to-face with the funniest looking guy she had ever seen. He was an adult, yet only a few inches taller than her, with a giant hat, and a nose covered in sunscreen.

"Danielle Goldstiene?" he asked in a much too-happy voice.

"That's me." She replied

"Hi Danielle, I'm Dr. Pendanski, your counselor. If you ever forget my name, just remember three simple words; Pen-Dance-Key."

"Okay......" Danni said, trying not to laugh.

"Good, I just wanted you to meet a few of your tent-mates before you get checked in. Oh, here they come now! Rex, Jose, Ricky, come here for a second. I want you to meet the newest member of our team!"

He called to three boys who were walking back from the desert, dragging their shovels. They looked tired, dirty and sweaty. The first was an African-American wearing very dirty glasses, the second was Mexican, wearing a blue bandana, and the last was white, extremely tall with crazy blonde hair.

"Danielle, this is Rex, Jose and Ricky. Boys, this is Danielle."

"No mom, you got it all wrong. I'm X-ray, that's Magnet, and Zigzag." The one with the glasses said.

"They all have their little nicknames." Pendancki told her. "But I prefer to use the names their parents gave them. The names society will recognize them by,"

"Hey, I'm Danni." She said, giving a tiny wave.

"Holy shit, it's a girl!" Zigzag exclaimed.

"Now Ricky.........." Dr. Pendanski started, but was interrupted by Magnet, laughing.

"You better be nice to chica, or chica will kick your ass!" he said.

"I don't think that's possible." Danni said "Look at him, he's twice my size."

The guard tugged on her sleeve "Save the introductions for when I'm not standing out here in the hot sun." he told her, and dragged her into the building that they were heading for before. As they entered, Danni felt- yes- air conditioning! She was then shoved into a worn out chair in front of a desk.

Behind the desk, was a really scary guy. He had super long sideburns, and evil face. He was wearing a really tight denim jacket, and pink pants.

"Danielle Goldstiene" It was more a statement than a question.

"That's me, but you can call me Danni." She replied.

The man acted like he hadn't heard her. "My name is Mr. Sir. Whenever you speak to me, you will call me by my name, is that clear?"

"Yes Mr. Sir." Danni said quickly, turning her laugh into a cough. Geez, between Mr. Sir and Dr. Pen-Dance-Key, she was going to become very good at covering up laughs. Thought she already was one of the privileges of living with her father.

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12 year old Danni sat at her kitchen table eating a bowl of cereal, her mother was reading the newspaper. Danni's father came down the stairs, and looked like he was in a bad mood.

"Shane got arrested again." He said, like it was the most obvious thing on earth.

"What did he do this time?" her mother sighed.

"Him, Jake and Chris started a food fight in the candy store, and then ran out with over $50 worth of gummie bears." He didn't sound the least bit amused.

Danni started laughing, but quickly covered it up with a cough that sounded deadly. She immediately left the room. Why did her have to take everything so seriously?? She found it hilarious what her brother did, and she was sure Shane did too. Why didn't her dad?

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"Here" Danni looked up from her thoughts. Mr. Sir was facing a tiny fridge behind his desk, and handing up a bottle of coke.

"Oooo, thanxies!" Danni said reaching for it. Mr. Sir pulled it out of her grasp, and handed it to the guard. Danni put on a pouty face. "No fair, I want one."

"Too bad."

"Please??"

"no"

"Pretty please, with sugar on top?"

"no"

"Fine." Danni crossed her arms, and stuck out her tong a Mr. Sir.

"This ain't a Girl Scout Camp." He told her, and led her into another room, this one lined with shelves filled with clothes and towels and stuff.

"Good. Girl Scouts are gay. I never was one because there gay." Mr. Sir just looked at her funny, and started to recite a speech as he walked around the room throwing stuff on the ground.

"You get two sets of clothes, one for work, one for relaxation. On the third day, you work clothes will be washed and your second set becomes your work clothes. You will dig one hole each day. Five feet wide, five feet in diameter. Your shovel is your measuring stick. The longer it takes you to dig, the longer you'll be out in the hot sun. This ain't a Girl Scout camp, nobody gunna baby-sit you. You gotta keep your eyes out for lizards, and rattlesnakes." Danni interrupted him.

"Okay, that's great. About the clothes, is that really sanitary? Can't I just wear my own clothes??" But Mr. Sir wasn't finished.

"The rattlesnakes. You don't bother them, they won't bother you. Usually. Bein' bit by a rattler isn't the worst thing that can happen to you. You won't die. Usually. But bein' bit by a yellow spotted lizard, that is the worst thing that can happen to you. You will die, a slow, painful death. Always."

"Okay Mr. Sir. Thank you for taking such great interest in my well being at this camp. I'll be sure not to be bit by a spotted lizard, or whatever their called." Danni told him sarcastically. She then bent down to pick up what Mr. Sir had left there. There was two really hideous orange jumpsuit, a super thin pillow, some really grubby sheets, an ugly hat that was probably infested with lice, a towel and an old juice bottle.

"Now, since you're the only girl here, and there it only one set of showers, the warden suggests you wear your bathing suit when you bathe. I am also not allowed to check your bag, for, 'girlish' reasons, so if there is anything you need to remove, I suggest you do now." Danni and Mr. Sir stared at each other for a couple seconds before Danni grabbed her bag, and headed for the door.

"Well thanks Mr. Sir, it's been great." Unfortunately, the door out was blocked by Dr. Pendanski, who had just walked in.

"Danielle, you may have done some bad things, but that does not make you a bad kid. I respect you Danielle."

Danni suppressed a laugh. "That's nice." She told him. Mr. Sir just rolled his eyes, and muttered something about 'touchy-feely crap.'

Dr. Pendanski lead Danni out of the 'supply shack', and back into the sun, then gave her the tour.

"That's the mess hall. That's wreck room, and those are the showers. There is only one knob because there is only one temperature. Cold. Oh, and that's the Warden's cabin over there. That's the number one rule at Camp Green Lake, do not upset the warden!" ((AN: Can you believe I didn't even have to look in the book for all the speeches?!? I watched the movie soooooo many times before that I knew them all off by heart!))

"How can the Warden be worse than Mr. Sir??" Danni asked.

"Oh, Mr. Sir! He's just been in a bad mood since he quit smoking."

"Than he should start again." Danni mumbled.

Dr. Pendanski led her into one of the tents, the one with a big 'D' on the door/flap. "You'll be in D-tent." He told her. "'D' stands for diligence."

"It also stands for duck, dog, Danni......the list goes on"

Dr. Pendanski looked at her strangely. "Right......." He started, and then said. "Anyway, you can start unpacking. Keep you bead clean!"

Danni stood there for a moment, then dumped all her stuff on an empty cot at the back of the tent. 'Might as well set up' she thought to herself, but after looking at the white/green/brown sheets Mr. Sir had given her, she just sighed. Danni unzipped her bag, and after searching for a few seconds, pulled out a clean, blue Spongebob Squarepants bed sheet and pillow case.

When her bed was complete, Danni pulled out a big box of safety pins, a whole whack of pictures, and a skateboarding calendar. When everything was successfully pinned up, she got out her Discman, put the headphones on, and turned the volume to full blast.

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Well.....well........well......did u like it!! Please review, and I really don't care if your mean on the review board. Its all for the better....right?