AN "I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me!…" Sorry, my like 3 best friends all left me on vacation and I'm BORED and ALONE and it sucks! Three are still here, but they're always busy……. :'(
WARNING HBP SPOILERS IN THE NEXT PARAGRAPH ONLY!
Well, HbP rocked! I've been waiting for him to kick it since book one! It seemed to me like fanfic authors kidnapped JKR though…and wrote it for her… HP/GW RW/HG RL/NT
This chapter is dedicated to Shelly-Belly, because she reviewed and she never does, so here you go!
Last time we left our lovely Harry and Draco, things were not going well . . . mucho swearing in this chapter . . .
Chapter 4 Harry/Draco Part 3
He hit me, Draco thought. He made it back to his room before his tears came in a hot, silent flood. The one he loved had hurt him again
Well it had already been 30 minutes since the fight and the whole thing was already out of Draco's airy little head. He wondered what his boyfriend was up to (AN credit goes to the one and only Sike). He decided to go and find Harry.
Harry, meanwhile, was punishing himself for having hurt the only one he loved (AN bucket please). How could he have done that! But he was still angry that Draco had been so friendly with Blaise.
"Fuck! Ass! Blazing Zamboni why I oughtta……" Harry muttered. He was debating how to further punish himself when the door burst open and a figure stood shadowed in the hallway for dramatic effect. Harry pointed his wand and shouted,
"Who's there?" The figure shut the door and pushed a strand of silvery blonde hair out of his shining oceanic orbs (AN Draco's eyes for those of us who don't speak metaphorical puke). Harry's breath caught in his throat, and he began to choke.
"Harry I wanted you to know….Harry? You're turning blue! Breathe dammit! Harry, I am a certified First Aider with St. John Ambulance, may I assist you?" Harry, meanwhile was blue in the face from lack of oxygen. He then remembered to breathe so that he didn't die before Draco could say whatever it was he had come to say. Hey what had Draco come to say? Wasn't he mad at him….
"Look Draco" Harry said "I know there is nothing I can ever do to repay you. My darling, I was just so overcome with…I dunno Blaise is a nice looking bloke…and you were…just studying, but I am overprotective and extremely jealous"
"Oh Harry!" Draco said "I forgive you! You have done absolutely nothing to redeem yourself, but I forgive you".
"No!" cried Harry "I need to wallow in pain for weeks before attempting to take my own life in a desperate act of self pity, and then you have to rescue me! Then I must be your devoted slave! You can't forgive me my passionate act in the heat of a painful moment!"
"Why not?" inquired Draco.
"Because….you just can't…" Harry stammered.
"Well I want to. Harry I forgive you"
"No!" Harry yelled
"Yes I do, you can't tell me how to feel!" Draco yelled.
"Be mad at me" Harry yelled back, "I have to make myself a worm and come crawling back for forgiveness"
"You stupid fuckhead, I forgive you! Now stop that!" Draco screamed.
"You're mad at me Draco, why" asked Harry.
"Are you fucking kidding me! Did we not just fucking go through this? You hit me, and I hated you, and then I forgave you, usurping some really angsty scenes to get on with the fic, you tactless fuckrag!" Draco yelled. "I forgive you! You bubotober puss bucket! Now love me again!"
"What?" asked Harry.
"I want hot and steamy make up sex!" Draco said. Harry's eyes widened.
"Are you sure?" he asked, meeting Draco's eyes.
"Hello cornea, hi retina, what's up lens, how's it going iris?" Harry said. "Now about this hot and steamy make up sex…are you sure you want to- you know…"
"Fuck like rabbits? Yeah" Draco said. "We're seventeen, underage…I love you Harry, and I have needs"
"Okay" Harry said his breathing intensifying. Draco smirked (AN because if he doesn't, well it isn't a H/D fic now is it?).
"Keep it in your pants 'till we're in bed at least" Draco said. He approached Harry and placed a gentle kiss on his lips. Then the kiss intensified. Then Harry used the spell Professor Dumbledore had taught the school to remove someone's clothes, since Dumbledore never seems to mind in fics that his students shag more than 70's carpeting.
Draco was left standing in BLACK SILK BOXERS. (AN ALWAYS, every single fic). Harry took in his slight, but muscled build. (Draco is always slighter). Draco returned the spell and gasped at what he saw. Harry was standing in a skimpy, pink lingerie dress.
"Ummmm" said Draco, eyeing Harry's ensemble. Harry grinned and threw it off. They then had hot and steamy make up sex. They then curled up together and went to bed.
A few days later, Harry was sitting at breakfast with the wonder trio (AN who can never really be broken up, no matter what). Harry decided he didn't feel like having breakfast, and went into the Hall to see if he could intercept Draco. He caught Draco's eye, and walked into an abandoned classroom. (AN Hogwarts needs to start better space management programs). They snogged like mad, and then went to class.
A few weeks later, Harry felt a flu coming on, but he had so much studying to do that he had not had time to discuss it with madam Pomphrey. That afternoon he had double potions, and there was no chance he could miss that! Snape would remove Harry's bowels through his nose if he missed a class for a flu. Harry wasn't hungry anyway.
Harry took his seat in potions just as the bell rang, Ron grinned at him, and Hermione gave him a reproving look for being so late. Professor Snape stood at the front of the class.
"Class, today you will be making individual potions. This one is called the stupidlydisguisedwordforapotionname concoction. You have all class, because I don't feel like teaching. Go!" (AN lazy fic teachers never teach shit for shit).
Harry was 40 minutes into finishing his potion. He was standing and stirring his potion when he started to feel dizzy, his vision went fuzzy . . . .
Draco was putting the finishing touches on his perfect potion, when he noticed that his lover had gone pale. Harry hit the ground with a smack.
"Harry!" Draco cried, " …uh…I mean… hey look! A distraction!"
"Potter!" Snape snarled, and he carted Harry off to the hospital wing. The rest of the class filed out, and Draco followed Snape discreetly up to the hospital wing.
Harry came to with hands holding his own. He was in the hospital wing, he knew. He opened his eyes, and saw Draco sitting beside him, holding his hands.
"Hey!" Draco said, "Welcome back"
"Thanks" said Harry drowsily "what happened?"
"You fainted" Draco said, concerned. Harry grimaced.
"Why? I never…." Draco shrugged
"Nevermind…here comes Pomphrey!" he said. Madame Pomphrey came bustling up.
"Mr Malfoy" she said crisply, "I have some things to discuss with Mr Potter, alone" she said. Harry winced as Draco started to get up.
"Can't he stay?" implored Harry.
"Mr Potter, I had to examine you to find out why you fainted. There are some things we need to discuss alone!"
"Draco can stay, I always get what I want, so why fight it" Harry said crossly.
"Fine" Madame Pomphrey said angrily, "Mr Potter…congratulations, you're pregnant!"
"What!" cried Harry. Draco found it was his turn to faint.
Draco came to in a cot beside Harry's. He sat up, and Harry saw him and did so as well. They looked into one another's eyes.
"We're pregnant!" Draco said, and Harry nodded.
"I'm…sorry" Harry said, beginning to cry. Draco slid over and held Harry.
"What are you sorry for love?" Draco asked. Harry sniffled
"I know you hate me, and don't want this" he said, crying even harder.
"Harry" Draco said, "how many times to I have to tell you I love you! I want this, and you. I have for a long time (AN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!). Harry gave a watery smile
"Really?"
"Really" Draco kissed Harry, pulling him close.
"We're going to be fathers!" Harry said, and Draco smiled. "It's all going to be fine. I'll stay in the hospital wing when the time is right, and I'll just take it easy in class form now on. I know the teachers will be happy for us!"
"Okay" Draco said, "I don't want anything to happen to you" he said hugging Harry tightly.
"What the fuck is the matter with you, you hormone crazed man-whores?" screamed professor McGonagall. "What possessed you that you thought this would be okay at our school? Can you not control yourselves for one moment!"
"But professor!" stammered Harry, stepping closer to Draco, "We thought you'd be ha…"
"Happy? Happy! $$ $$$ #$ $#$ $ $# $#$ &( $$ $& $&(&&$# You two are so dead! You'll be expelled and excommunicated and ousted and punished and ridiculed and you are so going to get it!" McGonagall screamed.
"I think not Minerva!" Dumbledore said, entering at the opportune moment (AN not for long!). "You may go now" She left in a huff. "Now boys" he continued, turning to Harry and Draco. "I think this is marvellous news! I just adore it when my students knock each other up!". Draco and Harry stared at him, incredulous.
"You do!" they chorused.
"You're a mezzo, not a contralto" Dumbledore informed Harry. "Yes, I love it! I am happy for you. Can I be the Godfather? Yes! Great!" Dumbledore took Harry by the shoulders and stared into the emerald pools of light (AN green pools of something all right…). Dumbledore continued,
"Harry, my pupil, you will see the light, and you will get smaller" (AN credit to Sike).
"Okay professor, can I go now?" Harry said.
"Sure, you're having twins" Dumbledore called. Harry and Draco looked at one another and grinned. That old man knew everything.
9 months later
"Push Harry" Madame Pomphrey said, (AN because all school nurses are obstetricians). Harry pushed. Draco was holding his hand to share the pain. There was a flood of blood and fluid, and an odd sort of crying, and then there was only joy as Harry and Draco beheld their twins.
Draco held the one with short, sleek whitish-blonde hair and blue eyes, while Harry held the one with fluffy black hair, and green eyes.
"We'll call that one Harry Jr" Draco said, Harry grinned
"And we'll call that one Draco Jr" he said matter-of-factly. Suddenly Hermione burst into the hospital wing. She beheld the two proud fathers cuddling their twins and squealed in delight.
"Oh Harry! Why didn't you tell me you were having kittens?"
Draco Jr began to purr in his father's hold, while Harry Jr cleaned a paw and then settled with his tail over his little face.
AN well, that's it for now! Crazed, maybe! REVIEW PLEASE!
Lady-Maki – I love pixi sticks, thanks for the review
Dragon huntress – Remus explained that when werewolves mate, their mates turn to goo. Then Remus had Sirius, Sirius turned to goo, and Remus ate the Sirius-goo. Clear now?
Shelly belly – this is in your honour, you don't read slash ?
fallen-angel-of-repression – sorry about the craziness, can't wait to hear what you thought of this then
Sock Monkey – blushes thank you very much, hope you didn't hurt yourself.
RuN-FrOm-H3R3 – breathing is always good! Thanks a bunch for the review
Sike – thanks…I think UPDATE HIC TANDEM
Meg Finn – I'll be continuing with both couples, any other pairings for me to try?