The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!

Hello everyone, this is Nabooru Tsutsuji, and this is our first story, "The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!" If you wanna learn more about us, go check our profile!!!!! Yes as you can see from the title, this is about dubbies, but to be specific on the dubbies....THEY ARE SHAMAN KING DUBBIES!!!!

We absolutely abhor and loathe the Shaman King dubs and do you know what we also hate even more? 4KIDS!!!!! They should crawl in a hole and burn!!!!!! ; And enough of the drabble, let's start the story!!!!

DISCLAIMER: We do not own Shaman King or 4Kids. Shaman King belongs to the almighty Hiroyuki Takei. 4Kids owns the English version of Shaman King (which is a piece of crap xp) and a lot of good animes that were dubbed by them.... so we dedicate this story to the stupid dubs that make it happen!!!!!!!

(Please be kind too, this is our first fic! )

(A.N. To any author who made the "Mexican on crack" thing....YOU'RE A GENIUS!!)

It was a nice and sunny day in the small town of Funbari Hill, Japan. All was peaceful in the town.... the birds were singing, people wore a smile on their face and greeted everyone with a warm hello, and the crime level was low. Everything was normal, especially at the Asakura residence, where we see Yoh and the rest of the crew doing their business....

"AUGH!!!!! Anna, I'm tired already! Can I take a break?" sighed Yoh Asakura, our protagonist for the story.

Anna, Yoh's fiancée, slowly glared at him and said, "Are you done with your chores?"

Yoh replied with a yes, and pleaded Anna to give him a break for the day.

Then, all of the sudden, a loud boom was heard and we see two boys squabbling like mad hens on a summer day. They just finished cleaning the onsen (hot springs) and were soon on the way to the kitchen....

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT I SCRUB LIKE A HOUSEWIFE?!?!?!" screamed Ren Tao.

"Well, you were using a bandanna to tie up your hair, and you were also were wearing a pink apron and pink rubber gloves!" replied a very honest Horohoro.

"I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN!!!!"

" BRING IT ON!!!"

"SHUT UP!!!" screamed a furious Anna.

Manta, who just got back from shopping with Faust, was holding a newspaper in his hand and was waving it around in the air.

"You guys! You guys!!" shouted Manta. "Go to channel 11!!! There's something you guys have to see!"

So, Anna turned on the television, went to channel 11, and saw something that made everyone scream out of their skins......

"Look around you look beyond!

We can make an unbreakable bond

The world around you is not what it seems!

It's only beyond your wildest dreams!!"

"So many things I never can see!

So many choices are fallin' on me!

Could it be my destiny?

TO BE SHAMAN KING!!!"

As the theme song continued to play, everyone was in...Well, total shock.

"Is...that...us?" said Amidamaru.

"Looks like it." replied Yoh.

So, when the theme song ended, the show started....unfortunately, it was the episode between Yoh and Ren.

"Hello old chums! The name's Lenny Tao! I'm here to take away your samurai spirit, YOH AHSAH-KOORA!!"

Ren was literally gawking at the television as if he saw a talking monkey. "What in the name of Tao is this nonsense?! First of all, Yoh's last name is pronounced ASAKURA, second, my name is NOT LENNY, and third...I'M NOT BRITISH!!!!! What kind of crack were they smoking when they though up of my voice?! Can't they see that I'm Chinese?!"

"Easy for you to say, my new name is Morty, and I sound like a pig!!" exclaimed Manta.

Yoh, who just kept staring at the television, said, "I don't eat cheeseburgers that much! Anna doesn't let me eat a lot of those anyway!"

As they kept watching, Anna and Faust wondered what their dubbie counterparts acted like, but fortunately, they didn't show up.

Then, all of the sudden, Ryu suddenly dropped by for a visit and saw them watching the T.V. . . .

"Hey guys what are you watchin'? Because that show looks almost like....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!" interjected Ryu. Oo

On the screen, we see our favorite gangster with his gang, of course, except that the facts that his name is Rio and he sounded like a Mexican on crack.

Ryu, who currently is in shock right now, fainted on the ground like those girls in corsets, and is currently foaming at the mouth right now like a rabid dog.

As the show rolled on, there were gasps of horror, random spasms, shocked faces, and a Manta and Eliza running away from the house....

"ELIZA!!!! Come back to me!!!" screamed Faust.

As Faust tried to convince Eliza that the show is a piece of crap, a sudden newsbreak interrupted the show of mass destruction a.k.a. the Shaman King dubs.

"This is Hasu Nakamura with breaking news, a brand new show that documents the Shaman King dubs will be out TOMORROW instead of the planned two weeks. Broadcasters got letters from angry Shaman King fans last week to tell them that they should release the show by next Tuesday or else the will bomb the building....scary thought huh? Now, as a special treat, we will give you a sneak peek of the show, "The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!" "

Everyone in the house turned silent and focused their eyes to the T.V. screen....

"You see them on T.V., you see their merchandise in the stores, and now they are going to be documented on live television! It's "The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!"

As everyone was watching, two hosts, one an African-American girl and an Asian-American girl with glasses, appeared on the screen....

"Hello everyone and welcome to our show!" yelled a girl with short brown hair with glasses.

"The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!" said a girl with black skin, "Is a show when we document the things that you don't even want to get close to like dubbies!"

Horohoro was cautiously studying the audience and said, "Man, these people are very rabid Shaman King Fans! Just look at the girls screaming!"

Back on the TV, the girls introduced themselves as Tsutsuji and Nabooru, and told the audience, "What you are going to be seeing is a documentary so horrifying, we advise you to take a few minutes to calm down!"

Faust wondered, "If this documentary going to be horrifying, then that must mean that we're seriously messed up."

Nabooru popped a tape into the VCR and the audience went silent...

"This may harm us in any way or another but we gotta watch it anyway...." said Yoh quietly.

What will be seen in the documentary? How will it affect Yoh and his friends? Would anyone else know of this terrible secret the American dubbers have kept to the Japanese audience? Stay tuned to find out!

(By the way, please be kind and review! Constructive criticisms are more then welcome, anytime! )