Fushigi Dobutsu

Heehee, I had a dream on this once. Chichiri grabs Chichiri plushie messes up on a potion, and turns all of the Suzaku Seishi into animals! grabs all plushies she has

Oyha, I'm also finalfantasys-child here on , so that's where one of my first Fushigi Yugi fics are.

WARNING: Maybe some animal bashing, I don't know. That doesn't mean I hate animals or anything, I still love them .

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fushigi Yugi. I mean, if I did, I'd be drawing one or two steps better than I usually do!

Chichiri was in his chamber, trying to make a potion, that can help him sleep. Sure, meditating helped, but he was still tired by Tasuki's ramblings on and on and on about stuff. If that wasn't worse, Nuriko would be using Tasuki as a punching bag, while Miaka was scarfing down all the food. Yeah, you think it's not that loud, but with people with powers and what not, it's louder than Ashitare's howl.

Chichiri needed rest, you know. He was so tired, he didn't notice he accidentally knocked over a package of cinnamon sticks into the potion in the bowl. The monk yawned.

Tasuki walked into the room.

"Hey Chichiri!" he yelled. "dinner's ready!"

"Daaa!!!" Losing his 'concentration', there was a loud explosion. Smoke filled the room.

back at the dining room

Miaka (who was stuffing her face), Tamahome, Nuriko, and Hotohori, were surrounded by smoke.

by the lake

Mitsukake was looking at some herbs with Tama Neko, and was suddenly surrounded by smoke.

in another chamber at the palace

Chiriko was studying more about the four gods, and was suddenly surrounded by smoke.

back in Chichiri's chamber

The smoke cleared, to reveal a squirrel and a wolf.

"Wh-what just happened?" the wolf asked. The squirrel yawned.

"Who what happened?" the animal looked at itself. "Holy Suzaku! I'm a squirrel, no da!"

"Chichiri?" the wolf scratched the back of his head (or at least tried).

"Tasuki! Suzaku! You're a wolf! Don't kill me!" the squirrel jumped up onto the desk.

"What are you talkin-" the wolf looked at his paw. "Holy Guacamole!" the wolf let out several curses.

back at the dining room

The smoke cleared to show a cat on the table, a dog, a fox, and a cow. . .just kidding. It wasn't a cow, it was a fish, no it wasn't. It was a bird. Yeah, it was a bird.

"Why has everything in this room become bigger?" the bird asked in a low voice.

"Your Majesty!? Where are you!? I can hear you, but I can't see you!" the fox looked around. The cat on the table kept eating.

"Miaka? Are you up there?" the dog asked. The bird fluttered over to the dog's shoulder.

"Are you Tamahome?" he asked.

"Yeah, what's it to you?" the dog growled. The bird, frightened, fluttered away and onto the fox's shoulder.

"Your Highness? Where are you?" the fox asked.

"I'm right here!" the bird flapped his wings.

back outside

The smoke disappeared, and in Mitsukake's place, was a bear. Tama Neko was on the ground speechless.

"What happened?" the bear asked.

at Chiriko's chamber

The smoke disappeared to show a chipmunk. He started nibbling on the paper.

"No! Not my studies! Stop it! NOOO!!!" the little rascal yelled, still nibbling on the paper.

The wolf burst out of Chichiri's chamber, with the squirrel riding on his back. They burst into the dining room.

"Everyone! Stay calm, na no da!" the squirrel yelled. The cat stopped eating.

"Chichiri?" she asked.

"I messed up on a potion, and now we're all animals, no da!" the squirrel jumped down onto the ground.

"Who's the fox?" the wolf asked with a grin.

"I'm Nuriko." The fox put on a glare.

"D-did I say that!? No, not me!" the wolf crawled away.

A few minutes later, everyone came to know that the squirrel was Chichiri, the cat was Miaka (everyone could tell Miaka and Tama Neko apart, because Miaka's eyes were opened), the dog was Tamahome, the bird was Hotohori, the fox was Nuriko, and the wolf was Tasuki.

"Hey, what about Chiriko and Mitsukake?" Hotohori asked, perched on Nuriko's head.

"Y-you mean. . .me!?" a chipmunk ran into the room, panting, and was covered in shreds of paper.

"Chiriko?" Tasuki walked over to the poor guy.

"I. . .hate. . .chipmunks. . .espescially if I'm one!" the chipmunk, now Chiriko, took out a barbie mirror he found in Miaka's room one day, and started making mean faces. "I HATE YOU!"

"All we need to do, is find Mitsukake, no da." Chichiri pointed outside. They all rushed out, to find a bear eating honey from a bee's hive. The other animals backed away a bit, afraid that the angry bees would get them. The bear saw them, shrugged, and threw the hive away into the lake, where the bees stupidly dove in after it. . . and drowned. cough cough

The bear was Mitsukake, and Tama Neko was on his shoulder.

"We have to go to Mt. Taikyoku to find out what I did wrong in the potion, no da." Chichiri said. ". . .besides losing my concentration, na no da."

The group of animals went onward, to get to Mt. Taikyoku. They couldn't just teleport there, because Chichiri was very small, and he was a squirrel, and. . . yeah. Because of their small size, Miaka and Tama Neko were on Mitsukake's shoulders, Hotohori was riding on Nuriko's head, and Chiriko and Chichiri were on Tasuki's back. Tamahome was alone. Poor guy. Almost three miles away from the Konan Palace, the group heard rustling in the bushes.

A man, very hurt, beat up, and bloody, fell out of the bushes.

"Mitsukake, ya think you can heal him?" Tasuki asked. Mitsukake held out his paw over the man, and the healer's Kanji character appeared. The man was then cured.

He opened his eyes. It was blurry at first, but then everything came clear. He didn't notice the animals, but he looked at himself, and was shocked to find that he was cured.

"Gee. . . tha-" the man looked up, to see a bear lookin down at him. He ran away screaming.

"Jeez, whadda sucker. . ." Tasuki snickered.

The group went on, and it was almost nightfall. They forgot that they needn't set up camp, so they all lye there and went to sleep.

Heh heh. Some ending for a chapter, huh? Well, anyway, please R&R! I wanna know if anyone wants a main character or any other seishi to be affected by Chichiri's potion as well. I want comments, and please, flame me, and I will have Tasuki-Sama burn ya to ashes! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! sweet and innocent look Tee-hee.