Arigato-gozaimazu for liking the fic… here's chap three… ON with the show!
The dance and party were going according the plan. Now all needed was a new brave guy or gal to sing a new song so people would laugh. In the Turks corner, Reno was trying to tell his left from his right and Elena had a scale model of Midgar made out of all the things she had drink. Still she was very coordinated but she was starting to look pretty happy about the first thing that happened.
"Come on Vincent…. Give me the materia…" Yuffie said as she kept following the annoyed ex-Turk.
"So…. You have a house, you live in the crater…. In an Asylum…?" Iyuko asked Sephiroth that was now putting the black bows on her hair. As he did that, Hojo walked by following Lucrecia.
"Look…. Our baby's got a girlfriend…." He said as Lucecia seemed to be pretty annoyed about his behavior.
"Let him be damn it…. It is already bad to know he is my son. It's worse to know he's your son and that he wasn't created on a lab…" She said with a sigh.
"But we had fun making him…." Hojo said as he looked at Sephiroth who was wide eyed.
"And that goes in the list of things I wasn't in the urge to know…. Come green haired…. Let's drink something…" And Sephiroth dragged a freaked Iyuko out of the table.
"NASTY!" She said as he dragged her. Lucrecia sighed and walked away.
Meanwhile, Cloud and the rest were still trying to hit a song they could sing. Tiffa had stopped bothering him because she was writing and Barret was plainly looking at Iyuko.
"That chick's got them nasty issues hanging out with that lab freak…" Barret said as Cloud looked at him wide eyed. He was also a lab freak.
"Um… Look, elephants…" Yuffie said as she sat on the table once again. She was looking at President Shinra scolding Rufus for singing such a nasty song. Moreover for mingling with the company's employees. Rufus plainly rolled his eyes and saw his father's mouth moving and all he could hear was 'Bla Bla bla…" "Well… Aeris…. Are you writing something?" Asked Tifa as she squeezed the bejesus of an already annoyed Cloud.
"Yes… I am almost done…. And I want Cloud to sing with me…. If Cloud doesn't mind?" She asked very politely. She knew Cloud was doing his thing.
"I don't… weeee…." He said as he let go of Tifa and sat beside Aeris so she taught him the song.
"I am starting to think he likes her better…" Tifa said with a frown.
"Not the brightest crayon in the box, are you Lockhart?" Sephiroth said as he walked by with Iyuko that was holding a beer on her hand and was drinking from it as pleased.
"Shut up Psycho…" "Great Come back Wonder bra…. Come Iyuko… Let's do something…. Wanna take over Midgar?" Sephiroth asked as the girl looked at her with her lips locked in the beer bottle.
"I…" "Come on…" And he took her to Elena and they started cooperating with the Alcohol Midgar. The city was powered by rum, not by mako. Reno was now sexily posing with his wine bottles and Rude was asleep on Tseng's shoulder. While they helped Elena, Iyuko received a note and she walked away from Sephiroth.
"Sorry whitey…. Your girlfriend bailed…" Elena said as she took another drink.
"She's not my girlfriend…" Sephiroth said.
"Soemone's fee…. Feeling lucky…. hic tonight… Get sooooooome…. Se…. Se-pirate…." Reno cheered as he added a new floor to the Shinra headquarters in the Alcohol Midgar.
"Safe sex son…." Hojo said as he placed a box of condoms in Sephiroth's cloak and smiled nastily at the already blushed maniac. Lucrecia came to sight "Hojo…. Enough already…." She said as she pulled the scientist away by an ear.
"If he wasssss….. my dad…. hic I wouldddddd….. suicide hic" Reno said as Sephiroth was thinking of assassinating the asshole that wrote Hojo to be his dad.
"I'm in the brink of doing so…" Sephiroth said as Iyuko came back and placed her empty bottle in an empty street of Midgar.
"So…. Where is the train…?" Asked Iyuko as she and Elena took a new shot of Tequila.
"I'm making one now…" Elena said as Tseng looked at her.
"You look cute when you are drunk Elena…" Tseng said as he placed a bottle beside the pillar of he city. Reno raised a brow.
"Well… that is my cue to go away…. Never liked being a third wheel…. Come psycho… let's go to our table and when I am done announcing I will join you…." Iyuko said as she walked to the stage and Sephiroth walked back to his table leaving behind the lushed Elena. Iyuko stood on the stage and looked at everyone.
"Ok… here's our next brave one… if you are not too drunk…. Please greet Mr. Vincent Valentine…" Cloud looked up…. It was something either of bad guys or of Shinra employees or ex-employees. He couldn't write a song so fast. Iyuko handed him the mic and walked to Sephiroth that greeted her with a new beer.
"Well…. Here goes…. My song's name? Run Yuffie…. Based in Sean Paul's Get busy…" Everyone plainly looked at him as if it was something alien to see Vuincent at least a bit enthusiastic about something. Yuffie plainly looked wide eyed at him.
"Take that thing miss Yuffie Yuffie Take that thing miss Kisanagi Take that thing You Wutai Hottie Just take that materia
Woman you're busy, just take that thingy don't stop When the beasts show Just keep running with it Go 'Puffie'
Get washed up Run off, anything you want to call it Demonstrate your skill and don't take pity Me want to see Strife looking for the materia that you hide And me wishing you to crash Gal just because you're nuttin' But a pretty thief and a little cutie pie- Vincent said moving sexily.-
Yo sassy baby wanna grab it on Take it from Cloud's sword Then run out on us In a the tracks you wanna fight with us To get next to us Then just steal from us From the day I just woke up and see you glare, I forgot the turks and I forgot my death Its all good girl take it all 'til we just have none Come take it all Come take it all like a sleazy troll Girl it's all good just take it all.-Iyulo pulled Sephiroth to the dance floor and so did Tseng with Elena and Aeris with Cloud-
Woman don't sweat it, just get motivated Take anything you want you know I just got it.
From you I love gettin ripped Don't take the armlet take the sphere and run out of the path Disappear in barely no time Gal steal all that you can nobody can pick you Not even I can You are a sleazy little brat Take my hand let me see the skills you have
Yo sassy baby wanna grab it on Take it from Cloud's sword Then run out on us In a the tracks you wanna fight with us To get next to us Then just steal from us From the day I just woke up and see you glare, I forgot the turks and I forgot my death Its all good girl take it all 'til we just have none Come take it all Come take it all like a sleazy troll Girl it's all good just take it all.-Everyone was dancing and the ones that weren't were laughing their asses with the song-
Woman you're busy, just take that thingy don't stop When the beats show Just keep running with it Go Puffie Get washed up Run off, anything you want to call it Demonstrate your skill and don't take pity Me want to see Strife looking for the materia that you hide And me wishing you to crash Gal just because you're nuttin' But a pretty thief and a little cutie pie
Yo sassy baby wanna grab it on Take it from Cloud's sword Then run out on us In a the tracks you wanna fight with us To get next to us Then just steal from us From the day I just woke up and see you glare, I forgot the turks and I forgot my death Its all good girl take it all 'til we just have none Come take it all Come take it all like a sleazy troll Girl it's all good just take it all.
Take that thing miss Yuffie Yuffie Take that thing miss Kisanagi Take that thing You Wutai Hottie Just take that materia
Yo take that thing You wanna take that thing Yo Wutai Hottie take that thing Miss Yuffie Yuffie
Yo sassy baby wanna grab it on Take it from Cloud's sword Then run out on us In a the tracks you wanna fight with us To get next to us Then just steal from us From the day I just woke up and see you glare, I forgot the turks and I forgot my death Its all good girl take it all 'til we just have none Come take it all Come take it all like a sleazy troll Girl it's all good just take it all.
Yo sassy baby wanna grab it on Take it from Cloud's sword Then run out on us In a the tracks you wanna fight with us To get next to us Then just steal from us From the day I just woke up and see you glare, I forgot the turks and I forgot my death Its all good girl take it all 'til we just have none Come take it all Come take it all like a sleazy troll Girl it's all good just take it all.
Come take it all like a sleazy troll Girl it's all good just take it all." And Vincent was done and went off the stage when a sweaty and panting Iyuko took the mic.
"Amazing…. That's what I am taking about people…. More…. I need more…. You know what to do…." And she walked back to Sephiroth that was now on the same table Cloud and the others were. Vincent walked to the blushed Yuffie and handed him an armlet full of Materia.
"Don't bother anymore…" He said as Iyuko smiled and handed him some wine. In Turk-ville, Reno looked at Elena….
"Singgggg…. Elena and Elena…. hic…. You two are very preeeeety…." And he fell to the side. Who would sing next?
Chapter Number Three done…. Enjoyed it…. Hated it? Let me know…. NO FLAMES…. LOL…. Ok… Up up… Bye bye :: Silly smile::
The dance and party were going according the plan. Now all needed was a new brave guy or gal to sing a new song so people would laugh. In the Turks corner, Reno was trying to tell his left from his right and Elena had a scale model of Midgar made out of all the things she had drink. Still she was very coordinated but she was starting to look pretty happy about the first thing that happened.
"Come on Vincent…. Give me the materia…" Yuffie said as she kept following the annoyed ex-Turk.
"So…. You have a house, you live in the crater…. In an Asylum…?" Iyuko asked Sephiroth that was now putting the black bows on her hair. As he did that, Hojo walked by following Lucrecia.
"Look…. Our baby's got a girlfriend…." He said as Lucecia seemed to be pretty annoyed about his behavior.
"Let him be damn it…. It is already bad to know he is my son. It's worse to know he's your son and that he wasn't created on a lab…" She said with a sigh.
"But we had fun making him…." Hojo said as he looked at Sephiroth who was wide eyed.
"And that goes in the list of things I wasn't in the urge to know…. Come green haired…. Let's drink something…" And Sephiroth dragged a freaked Iyuko out of the table.
"NASTY!" She said as he dragged her. Lucrecia sighed and walked away.
Meanwhile, Cloud and the rest were still trying to hit a song they could sing. Tiffa had stopped bothering him because she was writing and Barret was plainly looking at Iyuko.
"That chick's got them nasty issues hanging out with that lab freak…" Barret said as Cloud looked at him wide eyed. He was also a lab freak.
"Um… Look, elephants…" Yuffie said as she sat on the table once again. She was looking at President Shinra scolding Rufus for singing such a nasty song. Moreover for mingling with the company's employees. Rufus plainly rolled his eyes and saw his father's mouth moving and all he could hear was 'Bla Bla bla…" "Well… Aeris…. Are you writing something?" Asked Tifa as she squeezed the bejesus of an already annoyed Cloud.
"Yes… I am almost done…. And I want Cloud to sing with me…. If Cloud doesn't mind?" She asked very politely. She knew Cloud was doing his thing.
"I don't… weeee…." He said as he let go of Tifa and sat beside Aeris so she taught him the song.
"I am starting to think he likes her better…" Tifa said with a frown.
"Not the brightest crayon in the box, are you Lockhart?" Sephiroth said as he walked by with Iyuko that was holding a beer on her hand and was drinking from it as pleased.
"Shut up Psycho…" "Great Come back Wonder bra…. Come Iyuko… Let's do something…. Wanna take over Midgar?" Sephiroth asked as the girl looked at her with her lips locked in the beer bottle.
"I…" "Come on…" And he took her to Elena and they started cooperating with the Alcohol Midgar. The city was powered by rum, not by mako. Reno was now sexily posing with his wine bottles and Rude was asleep on Tseng's shoulder. While they helped Elena, Iyuko received a note and she walked away from Sephiroth.
"Sorry whitey…. Your girlfriend bailed…" Elena said as she took another drink.
"She's not my girlfriend…" Sephiroth said.
"Soemone's fee…. Feeling lucky…. hic tonight… Get sooooooome…. Se…. Se-pirate…." Reno cheered as he added a new floor to the Shinra headquarters in the Alcohol Midgar.
"Safe sex son…." Hojo said as he placed a box of condoms in Sephiroth's cloak and smiled nastily at the already blushed maniac. Lucrecia came to sight "Hojo…. Enough already…." She said as she pulled the scientist away by an ear.
"If he wasssss….. my dad…. hic I wouldddddd….. suicide hic" Reno said as Sephiroth was thinking of assassinating the asshole that wrote Hojo to be his dad.
"I'm in the brink of doing so…" Sephiroth said as Iyuko came back and placed her empty bottle in an empty street of Midgar.
"So…. Where is the train…?" Asked Iyuko as she and Elena took a new shot of Tequila.
"I'm making one now…" Elena said as Tseng looked at her.
"You look cute when you are drunk Elena…" Tseng said as he placed a bottle beside the pillar of he city. Reno raised a brow.
"Well… that is my cue to go away…. Never liked being a third wheel…. Come psycho… let's go to our table and when I am done announcing I will join you…." Iyuko said as she walked to the stage and Sephiroth walked back to his table leaving behind the lushed Elena. Iyuko stood on the stage and looked at everyone.
"Ok… here's our next brave one… if you are not too drunk…. Please greet Mr. Vincent Valentine…" Cloud looked up…. It was something either of bad guys or of Shinra employees or ex-employees. He couldn't write a song so fast. Iyuko handed him the mic and walked to Sephiroth that greeted her with a new beer.
"Well…. Here goes…. My song's name? Run Yuffie…. Based in Sean Paul's Get busy…" Everyone plainly looked at him as if it was something alien to see Vuincent at least a bit enthusiastic about something. Yuffie plainly looked wide eyed at him.
"Take that thing miss Yuffie Yuffie Take that thing miss Kisanagi Take that thing You Wutai Hottie Just take that materia
Woman you're busy, just take that thingy don't stop When the beasts show Just keep running with it Go 'Puffie'
Get washed up Run off, anything you want to call it Demonstrate your skill and don't take pity Me want to see Strife looking for the materia that you hide And me wishing you to crash Gal just because you're nuttin' But a pretty thief and a little cutie pie- Vincent said moving sexily.-
Yo sassy baby wanna grab it on Take it from Cloud's sword Then run out on us In a the tracks you wanna fight with us To get next to us Then just steal from us From the day I just woke up and see you glare, I forgot the turks and I forgot my death Its all good girl take it all 'til we just have none Come take it all Come take it all like a sleazy troll Girl it's all good just take it all.-Iyulo pulled Sephiroth to the dance floor and so did Tseng with Elena and Aeris with Cloud-
Woman don't sweat it, just get motivated Take anything you want you know I just got it.
From you I love gettin ripped Don't take the armlet take the sphere and run out of the path Disappear in barely no time Gal steal all that you can nobody can pick you Not even I can You are a sleazy little brat Take my hand let me see the skills you have
Yo sassy baby wanna grab it on Take it from Cloud's sword Then run out on us In a the tracks you wanna fight with us To get next to us Then just steal from us From the day I just woke up and see you glare, I forgot the turks and I forgot my death Its all good girl take it all 'til we just have none Come take it all Come take it all like a sleazy troll Girl it's all good just take it all.-Everyone was dancing and the ones that weren't were laughing their asses with the song-
Woman you're busy, just take that thingy don't stop When the beats show Just keep running with it Go Puffie Get washed up Run off, anything you want to call it Demonstrate your skill and don't take pity Me want to see Strife looking for the materia that you hide And me wishing you to crash Gal just because you're nuttin' But a pretty thief and a little cutie pie
Yo sassy baby wanna grab it on Take it from Cloud's sword Then run out on us In a the tracks you wanna fight with us To get next to us Then just steal from us From the day I just woke up and see you glare, I forgot the turks and I forgot my death Its all good girl take it all 'til we just have none Come take it all Come take it all like a sleazy troll Girl it's all good just take it all.
Take that thing miss Yuffie Yuffie Take that thing miss Kisanagi Take that thing You Wutai Hottie Just take that materia
Yo take that thing You wanna take that thing Yo Wutai Hottie take that thing Miss Yuffie Yuffie
Yo sassy baby wanna grab it on Take it from Cloud's sword Then run out on us In a the tracks you wanna fight with us To get next to us Then just steal from us From the day I just woke up and see you glare, I forgot the turks and I forgot my death Its all good girl take it all 'til we just have none Come take it all Come take it all like a sleazy troll Girl it's all good just take it all.
Yo sassy baby wanna grab it on Take it from Cloud's sword Then run out on us In a the tracks you wanna fight with us To get next to us Then just steal from us From the day I just woke up and see you glare, I forgot the turks and I forgot my death Its all good girl take it all 'til we just have none Come take it all Come take it all like a sleazy troll Girl it's all good just take it all.
Come take it all like a sleazy troll Girl it's all good just take it all." And Vincent was done and went off the stage when a sweaty and panting Iyuko took the mic.
"Amazing…. That's what I am taking about people…. More…. I need more…. You know what to do…." And she walked back to Sephiroth that was now on the same table Cloud and the others were. Vincent walked to the blushed Yuffie and handed him an armlet full of Materia.
"Don't bother anymore…" He said as Iyuko smiled and handed him some wine. In Turk-ville, Reno looked at Elena….
"Singgggg…. Elena and Elena…. hic…. You two are very preeeeety…." And he fell to the side. Who would sing next?
Chapter Number Three done…. Enjoyed it…. Hated it? Let me know…. NO FLAMES…. LOL…. Ok… Up up… Bye bye :: Silly smile::