Can I have your attention please
Can I have your attention please

Will Rita Skeeter please shut up
Will Rita Skeeter please shut up

We're gonna have a problem here

Ya'll act like ya'll ain't never heard me voice my opinions before
Jaws drop to the floor, like Voldemort just burst in the door
And started wielding his wand like never before
And Rita Skeeter trying to get it, tripin over her furniture
It's the return of. "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
That isn't Harry Potter is he?
But didn't Snape say?
Snape's an idiot
Should lock him in my cabinet

Then she says all the women love Harry
Even one's who are married
Just look at him, scar on his forehead
Almost getting you know who to drop dead
Then want to get on me, cut I talked back to Ri
Makin ppl talk about me
Think you can make fun of me
And rag on me
But you just can't see, I'm more lethal than I seem


Chorus: You're Rita Skeeter
Yes you're the real Skeeter
You're a stupid Cheater
You're articles just get weaker
So won't the real Rita Skeeter please shut up
Please shut up
You're Rita Skeeter
Yes you're the real Skeeter
You're a stupid Cheater
You're articles just get weaker
So won't the real Rita Skeeter please shut up
Please shut up

Draco Malfoy gotta say his mess
Try to get me best, put me to the test
Half of you Slytherins can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
Ron had the nerve to say "But Herm what if Rita stars on you"
What? You guys have me just sit there, while she disses my hair
Hagrid better switch me chairs
So I can talk to Ron about those glasses she wears

You little git, blasted me in the DP
"Yea it's sad, he's been cheated on by Hermione. He he"
Till I found out what how you were getting around me
Animagus hadn't registered with the ministry
And I was sick, all you did was annoy me
And there's a million of us
Who are tired of you don't wanna here from you
So the DP can get someone who does what you do
but it just won't be you

Chorus

Ok we know there's another verse, but couldn't think of anything else so.= D, anyway hopped you liked it. R/r. lataz