Disclaimer-I do not own yuugiou. All property of yuugiou is in property of Kazuki Takahashi. English dub names are used, but I personally think that the English dub names are weird.....
Oh, and before I forget, Marik is Yami Malik and Malik is the good side. And I don't know all the dub names and I certainty don't know how some of them act in the dub. I 'm just doing my best with what I know about the dub.
/Hikari to Yami/
/ /Yami to Hikari/ /
Ok, on with the fic!
Chapter 1 My Birthday?
"Well now, let's see....where did I put that book?, "Isis sighed as she carefully began to look for it. "It should be around here somewhere....
BANG!!!!
CRASH!!!!
BOOM!!!!
"What the, "Isis began as Marik and Malik entered the room.
"Come back here you fool! Give me the Sennen Rod back!" Marik said as he chased Malik around in the house.
"No, it's MY Rod!"
"What do you mean YOU'RE rod? It's MINE!!!!" Marik shouted while running after Malik.
Isis, "Wait! Don't crash into the..."
WHAM!
...Bookshelf.....my book! "The book came crashing down. Isis glared at them. "Well? Have anything to say before you officially go to the graveyard?"
Umm...well...AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! "Marik and Malik ran for their lives as Isis chased them.
"Come back her right now, you!" Isis said as she suddenly looked at a calendar and smiled. "Hmmm...."
/I don't like the look of her smile.../
/ /Who does?/ /
/Uh oh...she's coming this way.../
/ /Well let's run, then!/ /
/No wonder you're six years old, we're cornered you stupid Yami!/
/ /I'm not six! Oh wait I am six....../ /
/Oh brother.... / Then Malik broke the mind link.
Isis continued smiling...or wait, was that smirking? Well anyway, she approached her unwary brother and his yami. "Well look here dear brother, do you have any idea what day is today?"
"Well how am I supposed to know...wait you aren't going to flatten us?" Marik asked as he tried to look for an escape route. But they were cornered.
"Well, you never know, I may still run over you. And I did not ask you, I asked my brother!" Isis said before glaring at Marik. "So, dear brother, have you any idea what today is?
"Ummm....Saturday?"
"I was looking for a somewhat different answer" Isis replied.
"Uhh....December 22nd?"
Isis stomped her foot down. "Are there any other answers?"
"Umm....3 days before Christmas?"
"And what happens before then?"
"I have no clue...."
"You're birthday, you dimwit! You're birthday is tomorrow! We can invite the pharaoh and his Hikari and possibly his friends and...maybe also decorate the house and.......yeah, we could have a sleepover! Malik, call Yugi right now and see if he can come! And Marik-"
"Hold it!" Malik said interrupting her.
"What, Malik, don't you like the idea?"
"Uhh...sure it's a great, idea but do we really need to invite the pharaoh and his pathetic friends?"
Isis looked at him as if he was crazy. "Well, we don't have to....you can invite anybody you like, it is you're birthday after all, but..."
Malik and Marik jumped up. "YES!!!" , they both said.
"Ahem But I was also going to say something else before I was rudely interrupted." Isis said while looking at Malik and Marik meaningfully. "If you want to invite Bakura, you have to invite at least eight people of good or else he can't come to you're birthday. Besides, we'll need at least eight people to stop Bakura from distroying this place if we want this house looking as good as it does now..."
"Drat..." Malik muttered as he went to his room.
"And don't forget to make a list of who you want to invite!" Isis called after him.
"As if I could forget...." With that, Malik took out a sheet of paper and a pencil.
Malik Ishtar's List of who to invite to my birthday that my sister unfortunately remembered about.
Seto Kaiba- Why:........
Why not: He is a rich person that cares about his brother too much. If Isis gave me that much attention, then I would barf. Plus he's really busy and I doubt he'll even come if I invited him
Yami- Why:.......
Why not: By ra, he's the pharaoh! I wouldn't invite the pharaoh if...if Isis forced me to sell my rarest card and make me wear a dress for the rest of my life! O.O Wait a second, I would rather invite the pharaoh. But still! He's stupid and thinks he is the best just because he's 3000 years old and once ruled Egypt! And plus, he cheats!
Yugi Motou- Why:.......
Why not: He's the pharaoh's damn Hikari! And plus he actually likes hanging around Tea and Joey! And...he seriously needs a hair cut! No way am I inviting him...NO WAY!!!!
Tea Gardenar- Why:......
Why not: She's a friendship freak! And with that, she's always "Friendship is the best! Friendship can make the world go around!" And plus, She's named after a drink. Ok, I am seriously not going to invite her.
Joey Wheeler-Why:......
Why not: He's just plain stupid! What's that word that Kaiba always calls him? Oh yeah, a mutt. He's just a plain old boring everyday mutt!
Tristan Taylor- Why:.......
Why not: He uses way too much hair gel! Plus he likes that stupid girl called....was it Sir. Enity? Though why you would call a girl Sir. Enity is beyond me.....
Duke Devilen- Why:.....
Why not: He's a dice person! And plus, he also likes that girl Sir. Enity, too. Stupid, isn't he?
Sir. Enity- Why:......
Why not: Uhh...because she's most likely stupid. And plus, she's the mutt's sister. And her name is Sir. Enity....
"Oh, forget it I can't think of anybody to invite!" A very frustrated boy said. "Why do I have to celebrate my birthday anyway? It's not like I'm going to get a reward for it.
/ /Frustrated, aren't you?/ /
/What? How'd you get inside my mind without me knowing?/
/ /Well, I had to bake something called a "cake" while Isis went out shopping. I got bored mixing these flowers and sugar to create something called "batter" so I decided to see how you were going/ /
/Oh/
/ /And I have an idea that could work/ /
/Really? What?/
/ /Just put all of the people's names in a hat and draw the names out/ /
/Good idea! Wait a second....how come I didn't think of that? Oh, well, I'm going to get started right now!/ With that, he broke the mind link. "Hmm....Now I'll put the names of everybody I know in this hat and draw them out. Now who do I know?" Thinking for a second, he wrote all the names on separate sheets of papers and put them in the hat. He watched them drop down.
Seto Kaiba
Tea Gardenar
Yami Yugi
Yugi Motou
Joey Wheeler
Sir. Enity
Duke Devilen
Tristen Taylor
Ryou Bakura
Mokuba Kaiba
Rebecca Hopskins
Mai Valentine
"Well, I've mixed them up pretty good, if I do say so my self" Malik said.
/ /You think everything you do is good!/ /
/Shut up!/
Anyway, Malik continued doing what he was supposed to do. He drew a name. It was......
There we go! My first fic! I know it wasn't really funny, but I'm not an expert at doing fics. I'll try and make the next one funnier! Oh, and please review! I won't go on with this story if nobody likes it!