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Chapter 5: Candles and Cookies

Narrator: During dinner Miroku walked out. He looked normal, except for a huge candle that was on his head.

Miroku: "Why do I have to wear this thing?"

Director 1: "Because you're Lumiere and he was a giant candle."

Director 2: "Just be glad we didn't make you wear the hand pieces too."

Miroku: Sweat drop "Right... Umm... What was my line?"

Director 1: "You're supposed to sing the song, 'Be Our Guest'."

Miroku: "How am I supposed to sing a song when the script you gave me is blank?"

Sesshomaru: Bored "Improvise so we can finish this story."

Miroku: "Okay Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test. Tie your napkin round your neck and we provide the rest.

Oden and Ramen! Hot hors D'oeuvres! Why we only live to serve! Try the gray stuff..."

Director 1: Yawns "How long is he supposed to sing?"

Director 2: "I don't know!"

Director 1: "Okay then I'll just play with fluffy Grabs Sesshy's tail and starts to pet it. "

Sesshomaru: "Leave my tail alone."

Miroku: "Well prepare and serve with flare a culinary cabaret! You're alone and scared but the banquets all prepared.."

Director 2: "Didn't he say he didn't know this song?"

Rest of cast: Sweat drop

Narrator: Miroku finally finishes and Sesshomaru leaves to go to his dungeon room place.

Jaken: "Well it's late. I'm going to bed."

Kagome: "But I wanna see the castle!"

Jaken: "I don't care what a stupid mortal girl wants..." Kagome steps on him.

Kagome: "Miroku will you show me around?"

Miroku: "Of course!"

Sango: Comes out with tea. "What about tea? The directors are making me carry this until you take some."

Shippou: "Um... I can't hold this transformation for too much longer directors."

Director 1: "I'll have some tea. Drinks Delicious."

Shippou: transforms "Can I have more cookies now?"

Director 2: "Sure. They're in the kitchen."

Half the cast runs into the kitchen

Director 1: "Should we tell them that there is only one cookie left?"

Director 2: "It's more fun this way."

Kagome: "Where are we?"

Miroku: "This is Sesshy's... I mean the Beast's chambers. He'll kill us if we enter."

Kagome: "Why will he kill us?"

Miroku: "Because he's Sesshomaru."

Director 1: pounces on Miroku "He won't kill you with us around."

Director 2: "Yeah, because if he does then he's stuck that way forever."

Kagome: sweat drop "Right? So lets go bug him. Besides I still owe him a favor."

Inuyasha: "WHAT?!"

Director 1: "Haven't you been paying attention?"

Director 2: "And didn't we already discuss this with you?"

Inuyasha: "I don't care what you wenches say. I hardly ever listen to you."

Director 1: holds up a leash "It's time the puppy learned his place. Right Akari?"

Director 2: "Yep."

Inuyasha: Runs "DAMN WENCHES!!!!!!!!!!!"

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