WeLcOmE To cAmp ChuMmY!!!

chum·my [ ch m ] Very closely associated:

close, familiar, friendly, intimate

[Nope, I don't own any Sega characters…especially Knuckles…]

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EP-pee-soe-d {WuN}: " Roomates"

"Allright! It's finally Summer! And I'm finally here! At camp!"

The blue hedgehog threw all his belongings to the floor and dived into the top bunk bed. Just as he belly flopped onto the bed, he felt something, and lifted it up into his vision. It was a card.

" 'Do knot take me, signed, your ruummate,'" read Sonic, "My, aren't you a good speller?"

Sonic threw the card away and closed his eyes, relaxing, then he heard the door bust open.

"HEY! GET OFFA MY BED!"

Right above Sonic's head, a frappuccino flew, and splattered on the wall. Sonic looked over at the door.

"HEY! Why you---Knuckles!?"

"Sonic!? Oh thank goodness! I thought you were a…troll," sighed Knuckles, "but leprechauns, now they are some freaky bastards…"

"…"

Knuckles walks over to his suitcase on the ground then turns around and looks at Sonic with a mischievous smile, "Hey…wanna get into trouble!?"

"Ummm…"

"WITH MONOPOLY!?"

Knuckles pulled out the board game Monopoly and Sonic joined him on the floor.

"I am the King at Monopoly! How else do you think I got the Master Emerald!?" Knuckles smiled.

"…Your ancestors gave it to you?"

"……………….SHUDDAP!"

They began playing and five minutes into the game… Knuckles is completely broke and Sonic owns everything.

"You landed on boardwalk and I have a hotel…that's gonna coast you..(whistles) $1,200," read Sonic.

"Oh, please don't take my kids outta their schools! Timmy's only 56!" Knuckles wailed.

"Knuckles, how can you suck so bad at this game, you roll ones every single roll," said Sonic, "And you somehow always manage to go to jail every other turn…"

"Okay, well, if I don't have to pay that rent…I'll give you the Master Emerald!" reasoned Knuckles.

"…Aren't you suppose to be watching that at Angel Island thing right now!?" asked Sonic.

"Hell no!"

Angel Island plunges into the sea.

"Well, sure then Knuckles, your roll."

" O great guardians and ancestors of Angel Island, give me strength with this roll of the dice…and…My genes? I SHALL NOT HAVE THEM SPLICED!"

Knuckles rolled a three and landed on a chance time. Both Sonic and Knuckles exchanged smiles, "Wow, your first non-ones roll."

"I got a three! I got a three! And a chance card, " 'Your brother has tricked you, and now you are…IN JAIL!?'"

Sonic moved Knuckles' miniature silver car to jail and smiled at him.

"SOME BROTHERHOOD WE HAVE!" Knuckles threw the card, "Wait until the next family reunion…"

"Bring any good videos?" asked Sonic.

"Let's see, I brought, The Knuxtrix, The Fast and the Knuckled, The Little Knuckles, Knuckles and the Seven Emeralds, Knuckles in Knuckleheadland, Free Echidna, and Knuckles, the friendly ghost-echidna, what about you?"

"Nothing of that variety," huffed Sonic sarcastically.

"Hey…troublemaker," hissed Knuckles, rising to his feet, looking quite mad," Are you looking for a fight!?"

"What are you talking about?" asked Sonic confused.

"Oh I'm sorry, I hate sarcasm," said Knuckles, "When I hear sarcasm I hear, 'Hey! I want trouble, 'cause I'm a troublemaker, so want trouble!?' And I hate trouble, Sonic."

"Yeah…as I hear…" said Sonic slowly.

"What was that!?"

"No! I'm not making any trouble," Sonic said.

"Good! Non-troublemaker," said Knuckles eyeing his suspiciously.

Sonic and Knuckles, yes, like the video game, heard someone knock on the door, and Sonic opened the door.

"Yes?"

"COME TO MAMA, YOU STUD MUFFIN!"

Sonic was tackled to the floor by a beige female echidna who plowing him with kisses.

"Whoa!"

"YUM!"

"A little help here Knuckles!?" squealed Sonic in a super-high pitched voice.

"Well, you did beat me very badly in—"

"KNUCKLES!!!"

"Okay! Okay! Knuckles to the rescue!...Or is it?"

Knuckles darted over and pulled the girl off of Sonic and revealed that she was Tikal the echidna!

"Tikal!?" Sonic gasped.

"Sonic? Sonic!?" she said displeased, "Well, that was an unpleasant surprise! Those were NOT meant for you!"

"Tikal!?" Knuckles gasped.

"Knuckles!?" Tikal responded.

"What are you doing here?" Both Sonic and Tikal said simultaneously.

"Tikal!?" Knuckles gasped.

"Well…were else can I find a single, fine, eligible bachelor, ages 15 through 50?"

"50!?" asked Sonic arching an eyebrow.

"What? Eggman's twenty-something," she said shrugging.

"OH THAT IS NASTY!" said Sonic, taking a step away from her, "Everytime I look at you now…NASTY!"

"Tikal!?" Knuckles gasped.

"I swear, what is all that racket!?"

Walking down the Hallway was Amy with Rouge and Cream.

"Sonic!!!" Squealed Amy.

"Amy…" moaned Sonic.

"Sonic?" asked Rouge.

" Rouge?" asked Sonic.

"Sonic," waved Cream.

"Cream," waved Sonic.

Sonic turned to look at Tikal, "…NASTY!"

"Find that eligible bachelor yet?" Asked Rouge.

"Not in here," said Tikal eyeing Knuckles, who was returning her gaze.

"What are you girls doing here!?" Asked Sonic.

"Probably the same reason as you," replied Rouge, "Relaxtion, peace, and no Eggman."

Rouge turned around and spotted Knuckles, " Knuxy!!?"

"Ruth! I mean…um…hey! How have ya been, kitten!?"

"You still haven't called me my correct name yet…" said Rouge slowly.

"And we'll keep it that way!"

"Sonic?"

Walking down the hallway was Tails, then once he saw Sonic, he smiled, " SONIC!"

"TAILS!"

That's right Sonic and Tails, back together again…just like in the videogame, which is currently on sale for $12.05 at your local WalMart, and $19999999.00 at your local Eggman Bargin Bash so come drop by today!

"It's good to ya see again, lil' bud!" Sonic said messing up Tails' hair.

"It's good to see you to—(Sniffs) Did someone just play Monopoly?" said Tails sniffing the air.

"Yeah, and Knuckles' got his ass kicked!" Whooped Sonic.

" Oh yeah!? Well at least I won't have to smell my fart tonight," said Knuckles with a bitter grimace, " 'CAUSE I'LL BE ALSEEP BY THEN!"

"…You can smell Monopoly!?" asked Rouge skeptically, ignoring Knuckles.

"Yup!"

"Then what else can you smell!?" asked Knuckles slowly.

"Can you smell money?" asked an unfamiliar voice.

The Sonic crew turned around to see Team Chaotix behind them, leaning against the wall.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh—oh, it's only you guys! Hey!" said Sonic a little shakily.

"So, what are you guys doin' here?" Asked Amy.

" For honor," answered Espio.

"Pssh! Puh-lease! We're here for money!" said Vector, " It's a mission…and we're getting' paid!"

"Yup!" said Charmy.

"MEN!" said Tikal with a psychotic look upon her face.

She approached Team chaotix drooling, but Knuckles took her by the arm and pulled her away.

"I'm sorry fellas, I gotta talk to her for a second," said Knuckles.

Knuckles pulled Tikal out of his room and down the hallway, and once they were away from the gang, they both started speaking Russian. But their conservation is translated in English… sold in Britain for $1349545.01 at your local Eggman Bargain Bash!

" Agent 00.16, what are you doing!?" asked Knuckles.

" I'm sorry Agent 00.1, but you know that I'm a man-o-holic…" said Tikal looking ashamed.

"Stick to your primary mission, we must find…whatever it is that our agency lost!!" said Knuckles.

"Affirmative!"

"Hey, Agent 00.16?"

"Yes 00.1?"

"Why are we speaking Russian?"

"Russian!? Because spies…ARE SEXY!"

"End of transmission!" said Knuckles.

Both Knuckles and Tikal did a secret handshake, winked, then ran on the walls of the hallway until they reached the room where the Sonic team was.

"Whoa, it's a whole Sega jamboree here! It's too bad that Shadow's not…with us..." said Amy sadly.

"Isn't he in Mexico!?" Asked Knuckles.

Everyone looked up at Knuckles, looking either really mad or skeptically at him.

"What!?"

The toilet in the bathroom flushed, and the door opened, and out came Shadow whistling; wearing a shower cap on his head and a blue towel wrapped around his body in the style a female does.

"SHADOW!?" Everyone cried.

"…Who?" asked Vector, turning to Espio for an answer.

"I do not know, I thought he was Sonic…" said Espio shrugging.

"YOU ARE ALIVE!!" said Sonic.

"Yes," said Shadow as if he hadn't fallen through outer space and everyone thought he was dead.

"How did you survive!?" asked Rouge.

"...Starbucks..." answered Shadow slowly.

"Are you an angel?" asked Knuckles.

"…I'm 71.982% sure that……….dang, I don't know," said Shadow.

"Will you marry me!?" asked Cream getting on her knees.

"AWWWW!" Everyone cried.

Shadow laughed, then became serious, "How old are you?"

"Were you by chance locked away from mankind for a long time and friends with a little girl who died in outer space!?" asked Tikal.

"Yeeeeeeeeees," said Shadow slowly.

"WOW!" said Tikal eyeing him and licking her lips.

"Well, since we're all here, who wants to play Monopoly?" asked Knuckles, "It's Machadoeshus!"

"What is a 'machadosheus'!?" asked Rouge.

"You don't make up your own words!?" asked Knuckles laughing.

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna watch 'Knuckles, the friendly ghost-echidna,'" said Vector, popping the tape in the VCR, "This movie is the joint!"

As everyone else, besides Vector was playing Monopoly, the phone rang, and Sonic got up and answered it as everyone stole his paper money.

"Who's this?"

"Hello, are ya'll the therapy peoples?" asked a voice.

"Rotor? The Walrus from SATAM!? Dammit, how'd you get this number!? Sega should have cut you off by now!"

"You're a therapist….aren't you?"

"No," answered Sonic bluntly

"…Can you pretend to be one?" asked Rotor.

"No!"

"Okay, well, it's Sally…again…someone's been eatin' my nachos and I know it's that bit—"

"Rotor! I am NOT the therapists! It's me! Sonic!"

"…Really?"

"Yes,"

"Naw, Sonic's dead!"

"…WHO TOLD YOU THAT!?"

"Sonic?"

"Yes, Rotor!?"

"…I didn't know you were a therapist!"

"THAT'S JUST IT! I'M NOT!"

"Oh, okay…Like I said, [Sonic: I ] it's Sally again, she's been eatin' my dortios and I just want your advice, good sir."

"AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!"

2 Bee Con-10-U-Ed!!

Cream walks out on a stage, and gets on one knee, "Please leave a review! Okay?"

Shadow looks at her and rolls eyes, "Leave this, to the pros, lil' girl, (clears throat) Leave a review or I'll track you down, hunt you, hunt you s'more, and creep into your window at 12:00 a.m. with a axe and laugh, cough, and then—What, you don't believe me? Wait until the satellites find you!"

" Please leave a review, so Mr. Shadow won't have to do those mean things! Thank you!"