Well, I was first working on another story. But Fanfic wouldn't upload, so I'd have to write the chapter all over again. "What the hell," I thought, "It would be a boring story anyway." And now I'm beginning a new story. One of my reviewers asked me to make a secuel out of "What are you hiding for me, Ryou?" so now I'm doing that.

To RyouandBakurasgirl: There are as many Ryous and Yami Bakuras as there are voice-actors and I don't know where you come from, but in the Netherlands Ryou really IS a girl and Bakura DOES act like that. That's why Ryou is the most hated character of Yu-Gi-Oh! in the Netherlands. All the boys find him a queer.

But I must admit "Stormy Weather" is the story I'm the least content about. In the other stories both characters are different.

To Snow-Shadow-Wolf: No, the actor who dubs the voice of Kai in Canada is not the same actor who dubs Ryou's voice. If Ryou speaks with a really thick English accent and sounds like he's stoned, then his voice is been dubbed by Ted Lewis. That's why half America thinks Ryou is English. In the Netherlands Ryou's voice is been done by a voice-actor called Rolf Koster. He is the biggest chicken of the Netherlands. He does Kai's voice too and those of Koji Karakuchi (Medabots), Joe (Digimon), Sumilidon (Medabots) and more than fifty other characters. Sometimes he speaks to himself, that's really freaky. He does not have an accent whatsoever (he is the only one in the cast without some accent) and does not sound very stoned, just a bit. He's the best Dutch voice-actor there is.

That's what you get when you live in a small country with just a few dub-actors. Dutch Yugi's acting is poor.

Phew, to the story. Just like the poem this is a story about Mr Bakura wondering about what's wrong with his son. He goes to investigate, but gets quite a shock.

Yami Bakura: EEEEEOOOOW!

Ryou-Ran: And someone else got one too! What's going on?

Ryou: My Yami tried to steal your eggs, but Hikari Lunar almost bit his finger off.

Ryou-Ran: Good, we can be glad we've got such a good guard... Wait! Yami-blood is toxic to werewolves! Make sure to watch out for spitting werewolves!

Téa: I see you've got new eggs, Ryou-Ran.

Ryou-Ran: Yes, now Chikao does not need to be lonely all the time.

Mr Bakura: What are you going to call them?

Ryou-Ran: (points at a blue egg with yellow spotts) This one will be called Kyo-Kyo. And this one (points at a very small egg) is going to be called Wee Wee, because it's so small. And that Egyptian egg over there is going to be called Ed'Rashtekaresket.

Everybody: OO"

Ryou-Ran: (proudly) Good, huh?

The rest: --"

Yugi: Say, you said that was an Egyptian egg... (innocently playes with his fingers) Did you have something with Marik?

Ryou-Ran: OO" NO, NOT AT ALL! (is purple)

Yugi: (shocked) There's no need to become angry!

Ryou-Ran: I'M NOT ANGRY!

Ryou: --" Ho, ho, calm down...

Yami Bakura: (comes in, has an enormous Dutch farmers-handkerchief around his finger) Ra-damn, I miss all the fun! And the eggs!

Ryou-Ran: Too bad for you. Who's going to do the disclaimer?

Mr Bakura: I will. I have never done that before. (scrapes throat)

Yami Bakura: (quickly) RyouRandoesnotownyugioh!

Mr Bakura: Bad boy! (lies YBakura over his knee and spanks him)

Yami Bakura: Ow! Eeeh! I'll never do it -Ow!- again! I promise! Ouch! WAAAAAAH! MOMMY! (runs away crying)

Everybody but Mr Bakura: --"

Ryou-Ran: Alright, on y va!

I can't tell you what I'm hiding, Dad.

Mr Bakura was looking out of window of the plane. He could see Domino City. He was close to his home, close to his son. He was glad to see him again. Mr Bakura had been in Egypt for three months in a row and had been looking forward to being back in Domino City. Egypt is a nice country, but his family was in Japan. Too bad his family had just one direct member; his son Ryou.

Ryou Bakura was on the airfield. He had barely been able to sleep that night, he was so delighted he could see his father again. His eyes were shining a bright light and the smile on his face was real. His white hair reflected the sunlight, shining like the sun itself.

After the plane had touched down Mr Bakura got out. Before he went down the stairs he looked if he could see his son. He instinctively only looked at the white things he saw. He saw a man wearing a cap, an old lady and then... a boy with white hair, jumping up and down and shouting something. "RYOU!"Mr Bakura bellowed, thus deafening the person descending the stairs in front of him. He saw Ryou waved at him. Mr Bakura ran down the stairs and rushed over to his son.

They gave eachother a hug and looked at each other for a while. Then Mr Bakura suddenly frowned. "Ryou, what's wrong with your arm?"he asked. Ryou looked at his arm. A white bandage was wrapped around it. There was a big stain of dried blood on it. Ryou's smile froze. "I was on the Domino Pier, when... I don't know. I can't remember. I was walking there when someone stabbed at me, or something. When I woke up a guy called Marik Ishtar was putting bandages around my arm."he said. His gaze darkened. "I really don't remember what has happened on that pier."

He lied. He knew the Spirit of the Millennium Ring was the one that had wounded him. But he did not want his father to find out. It would only worry him. He was glad when he saw his father believed him.

"Did you inform the police of what happened?"Mr Bakura asked. Ryou nodded. "Yugi's grandfather did it. He stayed with me all the time when I was in the hospital."he said. Mr Bakura looked at the bandages again. "Well."he said. "Let's go home. I want to see if you've kept everything tidy at home." They took the subway home.

Mr Bakura did not notice Ryou being very absentminded. Or absentsouled. Ryou's soul had been transported to his soulroom. Yami Bakura needed to have a word with him. He walked until he stood chest-to-chest with his other half. "Listen, Bakura."he began. "I advise you to keep your mouth shut about the Tournament and about me. I can't have that man finding out." Ryou backed away. "But he's my father."he said. "He should be the one to... Aah!" Yami Bakura had slapped him hard across the face. He grabbed Ryou's soul by the front of his shirt. "Remember, Omote."he hissed. "Not a word." He then dropped Ryou like a bag of sand and went to his own soulroom. Ryou's soul entered his own body again.

Mr Bakura had been talking to the soulless body of his son a lot and Ryou had no idea of what he had been talking about. Mr Bakura had appareantly asked a question when Ryou snapped out of it, because he was looking at him expectantly. Ryou smiled slightly. "Could you repeat that, Dad? I did not quite understand it."he said, pointing at an open window, where a lot of noise was coming from. Mr Bakura went to close the window and repeated the question, Ryou answered. His father had not noticed his soul had been elsewhere for a few minutes. He rubbed his cheek. It hurt, though the Yami had hit the cheek that belonged to his soul and not his real cheek.

When they came home Mr Bakura was pleased to notice everything was clean and tidy. Ryou had lived in his appartment during his father's stay in Egypt. When Mr Bakura was in Domino City they lived together in their small house. They went to eat together. Ryou then went to Yugi's, because Grandpa Muto had had delivery of new cards. Mr Bakura stayed at home, putting his clothes in the wardrobe. He did not think about his son.

Ryou was having a good time at the toyshop, until Yami Bakura tried to steal the new cards and fell over a chest while running away. He landed flat on his face. His nose began to bleed. He retreated into his soul room, leaving a confused Ryou behind. He looked at the cards in his hands. He looked at the blood that splattered on his jacket. "BAKURA! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!?"Joey furiously screamed. Ryou was a little dizzy. "Huh?"he said rather stupidly. "Wha... what happened? Why am I holding these cards?" "You tell us!"Joey shouted. "You were trying to steal them!" Ryou's eyes widened. "Was not!"he said. "You were!"Joey barked. "Was not!"Ryou shouted back. "YOU WERE!"Joey screamed. "WAS NOT!"Ryou yelled. He dropped the cards and wanted to leave the shop. He did never intent to steal those cards. He hadn't even thought about it. He stomped in the direction of the door, his heart filled with a heavy pain that made it hard for him to breathe. The blood coming from his nose dripped on the floor, but he did not care.

"Wait, Bakura!"a low voice suddenly came. It was Yami. Ryou stopped. He did not dare to spun around. "It was not Bakura that tried to steal the cards."Yami said. Joey was confused. "But I saw it happen!"he said. Ryou spun around slowly. He saw everybody looked at him. No, they were not looking at him. He looked down and saw the Millennium Ring was hanging down his chest. He mentally groaned. Yami Bakura had brought him into trouble more often than he could count. Joey looked at the boy standing in front of him. He looked at the pale face, the swollen nose, the sad eyes, the red stain on Ryou's shirt, the Millennium Ring.

"It was Yami Bakura."Yami said. "He tried to steal them." "Whaaat?"Joey squawed. "You mean I have insulted Bakura and it wasn't even his fault? Oooohhh...." He walked over to Ryou and suddenly fell on his knees in front of him. "I'm so sorry, Bakura-Kun!"he almost cried to the bewildered teen. "I... uh... It's okay, Joey."Ryou stammered. Grandpa came in with a tissue and gave it to Ryou, who buried his nose in it. Joey was truly feeling guilty and lay a hand on his shoulder. "I'm really sorry, Bakura."he said. "It was stupid of me to think you had stolen those cards." Ryou removed the tissue, the bleeding had stopped. "It was not your fault."he said. "Don't forget the Spirit of the Ring and I are virtually identical. It was no wonder that you confused him with me." The Ring jingled, the cheerful sound being a complete contradiction with it's dark nature.

Mr Bakura was shocked by the sight of Ryou's face when his son came home. Ryou's nose was red and swollen. "Ryou! What happened to your nose?"he asked. Ryou washed his face. "I fell over a crate in the toy shop."he said. "Ow... my nose began to bleed." He took a good look at his nose.

That night Mr Bakura could not catch sleep. He heard Ryou talk in his sleep in the room next to his. He thought his son was having a nightmare.

That was not true. Ryou was in his soulroom, his Yami was with him. Yami Bakura was frustrated and needed someone to vent his anger on. He paced around the soul of his Hikari. "Damn! If that crate wasn't in the way I could have gotten away with those cards! There were some good ones between them!"he muttered. Ryou looked up, scared. "I bought them."he said with a thin voice, timide as ever. Yami Bakura abruptly stopped pacing. "Gah! You bought them!"he said, voice filled with disgust. "Buying is for the weak! For those that are too much of a sissy to steal." He began pacing again. "For those who don't have honour."

"In modern society stealing is considered something for the weak."he heard Ryou say, softly. "People think the people who steal things are too lazy to get a job and make mo-" "ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M LAZY, YADONUSHI?!"Yami Bakura furiously bellowed. "ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M WEAK?!" He knelt down in front of Ryou and held an angry fist under the nose of his host. "The weak one here, that's you! You, Yadonushi!"his voice came in a lethal whisper. "Weak, dependant, not able to stand up for yourself. That's what you are!" He grabbed Ryou's hurt nose between thumb and forefinger and squeezed it. "Aaaa-ow! You're hurting me!"Ryou cried. Golden soulblood began to flow out of his nose. Yami Bakura released Ryou's nose and laughed. "You're hurting me!"he shouted, giving a perfect immitation of Ryou's voice. "Bah! You can't even stand a little bit of pain! If you would experience the pain I have been through... you would never survive that."

Mr Bakura had been asleep, but woke up when he heard Ryou cry out. He leapt out of bed and rushed over to the room in which Ryou slept. He was shocked when he saw his son. The blanket was all wrapped around Ryou's body. Ryou was tossing about and managed to wrap himself even tighter in it. "No... go away!"he cried. "Please..." His head jolted to the right as if somebody had lashed out at him. "OW! Stop!" Mr Bakura grabbed his shoulders and shook him. "Ryou!"he shouted. "Wake up! Come on!" Ryou's cries became weaker until he only groaned softly. His chin fell on his chest. His body numbed. When Mr Bakura lifted Ryou's head up he saw Ryou had fallen back asleep. So he thought.

In the small soulroom Ryou's soul was lying on the floor, blood flowing out of his nose and mouth. Yami Bakura giggled and left.

The next morning Ryou woke up late with a gigantic head-ache. The sound of his alarm-clock sent a thousand knives through his skull. He let his fist land on the clock and placed his feet on the carpet. He rubbed in his eyes and groaned. He really did not feel like going to school today.

Mr Bakura came in. Ryou looked up at him with thick eyes. "Goodmorning, Dad."he said. His voice sounded hoars, like he had been screaming the whole night. Mr Bakura sat down besides him. "How do you feel, Ryou?"he asked. Ryou coughed. "Not so well."he rasped. Mr Bakura lay his hand on Ryou's forehead. "You've got a fever."he said. "No wonder, when you're having such terrible nightmares." Ryou looked up. "Nightmares?"he asked. Mr Bakura looked at him in surprise. "Yes, you were having nightmares tonight."he said. "You were crying out and tossing and turning." "I was?"Ryou asked. "I can't remember having had a nightmare." Mr Bakura looked at him strangely. He found it really strange. Ryou had had a nightmare, a pretty bad one, and he didn't even remember it. His gaze shifted from Ryou's face to the pendant hanging down Ryou's chest. "Do you always wear that thing at night, Ryou?"he asked. Ryou looked down at the Millennium Ring. "No. I'm sure I took it off yesterday."he said. "I'm really sure."

Mr Bakura found it all very strange. Something was wrong with his son and he had to find out what.

So far chapter one.

Yami Bakura: (pokes his head around the door) Is he gone?

Ryou-Ran: Who is gone?

Yami Bakura: Bakura's father.

Mr Bakura: No, I'm right here. Hi!

Yami Bakura: Sigh... (withdraws his head)

Ryou-Ran: Would you look at that. The King of Thieves is afraid of the father of his host.

Yami Bakura: (pokes his head back) I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING! (sees a ladybug) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BUGS! (leaps in Mr Bakura's arms)

Ryou: OO"

Mr Bakura: OO"#2

Ryou-Ran: --" Okay, we know the voice of the Dutch you is almost similair to the voice of the Dutch Koji, but that does not mean you have to behave like him.

Koji: (sounds like Ryou) That's right! I hate it when people copy my behaviour! Sumilidon! Attack!

Sumilidon: (voice sounds like Yami Bakura speaking through a bad mike) Medaforce!

Yami Bakura: Oh, scram! (sends Koji and Sumilidon to Shadow Realm)

Mr Bakura: Could you now please release me?

Yami Bakura: Oh, sure.

Ryou-Ran: Well, I'll update as soon as possible. Boaaah... I'm bored. Almost every Anime has been removed from the Dutch TV. Only Pokemon and Cardcaptor Sakura are left. Pokemon is not so bad, but Cardcaptor is soooooooo boring... A year ago there was Yu-Gi-Oh!, Digimon, Beyblade, DBGT, DBZ, Pokemon, Hamtaro (didn't watch it), Cardcaptor Sakura, Gundam Wing, Flint de Tijddetective (Flint the Time Detective), Shinzo (cool!), Mon Colle Knights (booooring), Superbig (Superpig, stuuuuuupid)and Medabots. Now there are only the two Animes and the fake-anime SonicX left. Really, SonicX is no real Anime. It's one of those American look-alikes. And there's Shinchan, but I don't know what kind of show that is.

Pant pant...

Whatever. Please review.