Miroku's rip off of Mambo Number 5

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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Miroku Number 5 ...

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody on the cat, so come on
Let's ride to the sake-bar around the corner
Inuyasha says Shut up Bouzo monk
And I say "I don't wanna!"
Pat some rear like I do all week
Pat, rub, grope
So what if I'm cheap?
I like Koharu, Kagome, Kikyo and Sango
And as I continue to rub their rears
My cheek gets redder
So what can I do when they slap me, O Lord !
To me flirting is just like sport, anything fly
It's all good I love it
So don't let me stop it!

Chorus:
A little bit of Sango in my life
Maybe some Kagome by my side
A little bit of Kikyo's all I need
A little Kagura is what I see
A little bit of Yura in the sun
Maybe some Rin when she ain't so young
Hey listen ladies here I am!
I maybe a lech but I'm still your man!

She jumps up then down, then slaps me to the ground
I Shake my head to the sound
Then get up and spin around
She hits me once on the left
And once on the right
Then I put a hand on her butt and a hand on her side
She glares at me once
And glares at me twice
My lips meet her fist
But it was worth it...alllright!

Chorus:
A little bit of Sango in my life
Maybe some Kagome by my side
A little bit of Kikyo's all I need
A little Kagura is what I see
A little bit of Yura in the sun
Maybe some Rin when she ain't so young
Hey listen ladies here I am!
I maybe a lech but I'm still your man

I do all
To touch then avoid a girl like you
I can't run and can't even hide
Because Hiraikotsu makes me touch the sky

Chorus:
A little bit of Sango in my life
Maybe some Kagome by my side
A little bit of Kikyo's all I need
A little Kagura is what I see
A little bit of Yura in the sun
Maybe some Rin when she ain't so young
Hey listen ladies here I am!
I maybe a lech, but I'm still your man!

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I've always got to ask this:

Ladies, Will you Bare my child!!!?