Disclaimer: No I don't own dbz, or FF Net. K?

Notes: I'm taking a break. Basically, I need feedback through reviews on my earthling saga, and I haven't got it. I want to know if I should start my next chapter with Yamcha/Kururin, or Tien SO, when your done reading this little thing, go read what I've done and decide, and TELL ME! Pretty please? OK. Now, as for this, it was an idea that clamped to my head and wouldn't go away. What if one of the characters (hint hint, gohan) was trapped in FF Net? Be warned, over the course of this min-epic, many types of fics shall be degraded and insulted, and many authors violated. ^_^ So what's gonna happend? Let's read and find out.

Gohan's Journey: Fanfiction.NET

It was a calm, ordinary day in the world of Dragon Ball Z, if any day could be considered normal. The hero of our story, a dark-haired, muscular boy we all know as Gohan was flying over to Capsule Corporation, on orders from Bulma. He was quite confused, and wondered why on earth she wanted to see him. This new internet craze had cuaght her, and she had been VERY upset about something she had found.

He finally caught sight of the large, circular buildings that housed the famous Capsule Corporation. Gohan landed softly, trying not to make a disturbance, and was immediately caught in a giant bear hug.

"OOOOH!!! GOHAN how NICE to see you again! My how you've GROWN!!! Ooh look at those muscles-"

Gohan blushed slightly, "Uh..um hi Mrs. Briefs....uh, Bulma wanted to see me?"

"Oh yes, she seemed quite upset about something, though I can't IMAGINE what it would be. My my, that girl never gets angry about anything!"

Gohan tried hard not to laugh, and obediently followed the sunny blond mother inside. They twisted through the complex mansion, finally stopping at the lab. "Here we are! Well, you have fun dear!"

"Thank you." He responded politely, then walked inside, to a veritible thunderstorm.

"I AM NOT LIKE THAT!!!!" Gohan narrowly dodged a soaring chair, and looked around quite frightened. At the eye of a storm of broken equipment and furniture was Bulma. She was apparently reading something, but she paused every few seconds to break something else.

"B-bulma...d-did you want to see me??..."

Bulma regained her composure slightly, though her face had murder written all over it. "READ THAT!"

Gohan quietly read out loud the passage, "Bulma, irritated by Yamcha's behavior, started moving seductively near the prince Vegeta. 'Oh my, Vegeta, what BIG MUSCLES you've got.' Softly, embarassed, Vegeta whipsered, 'yeah, I geuss so.' Bulma squealed in delight, 'oh, your so SWEET! Let's make wild, passionate love!'. She moved her hand longingly towards....."

Gohan stopped, face bright red. "This is about YOU? Where on earth did you find this? What is this place?" He looked at the banner on top. "Fanfiction.net?"

Bulma spun around, "I do NOT SQUEAL!!! And I most CERTAINLY didn't move my hand towards his....oh, sorry." She blushed slightly, "Anyway, this dungheap where I found the story is this FANFCTION.NET . I called you over because you'll probably take the insulting stories here more calmly, then, say Vegeta." Bulma looked down, "he went off to go kill the author, quite painfully, he assured me."

"So...what should we do about it!"

Bulma yelled in frustration, "I don't know! But I want to destroy it! All of it!" In anger, she slammed her fist down on the "Warp to another dimension (sorry)" button . A swirling Vortex appeared next to Gohan. The youth was jerked off of his feet, and he didn't have any time to scream as the hole swallowed him.

The world swirled around him, and he found himself in a strange, surreal world, much like the room of spirit and time (hyper-bolice time chamber for you dubbies). Gohan slowly raised himself, groaning a little.

"You woke up, huh?"

A bright cheery voice startled him. "Hi there! I'm your guide!" Gohan looked up, startled, to see a strange floating black hole. "I'm dot, nice to meet you."

"Guide....?"

"Of course! Everyone needs a guide here at first, it's a very strange place. Well, are you coming or what?........"

And the dot turned and flew towards the ominous looking mansion ahead. Gohan stared after him in bewilderment. What have I gotten myself into? Oh, if only you knew, poor child.....

To be continued.....

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What will happen to our young hero? What sort of horrors will he witness? Stay tuned, as, next episode, Gohan becomes more familiar with the basics of the net. But will he survive the torture to come? Stay tuned! Seriously, do you think I should continue with this, or banish it 'to the next dimension.'