Disclaimer: I own Naruto not.
Pairings: SasuNaru, others are undecided.
Warning: Sakura Bashing. If you don't like, don't read.
Kinny: Another boredom fic! :D Except...I wanted to write something where Sasuke made Sakura cry...kyahahahahaha!! :DD I've been straying farther and farther away from updating on Unforgotten Love..ehehe...-gets hit in the face with a tomato- xx;;
"Ehhhh!!! Sassukkkeeeee....that's weeeeiiiiiiiirrrrddd..." Naruto whines, shaking his head childishly. "I don't wanna do that...I...I...eeeehhhhhhhhh......"
"Are you saying that you're a coward?" Sasuke says coolly, his mouth molding into a smirk.
"Iiieee!!! Of course I'm not, you stupid bastard!!" The blonde growls, launching an attack on the taller boy. But before he gets anywhere near his target, he's smacked into the ground by an annoying pink-haired girl.
"Naruto!!!! How dare you try and hit Sasuke-kun!!! You're so annoying!! Why don't you just leave him alone for once?" She screams, inner-Sakura ready to kick Naruto's ass.
"Ehhh? But Sakura-chhaannn...he was being an asshole!!"
"You were the one being an asshole Naruto! Mou!! Just leave Sasuke-kun alone!"
"Are you saying I am incapable of protecting myself, Sakura?" A voice cuts in, onyx-eyes move to glare into green. "I don't need your help. You're annoying. So why don't you fuck off for once?"
Sakura gasps, unable to speak. She felt like she was being ripped into pieces. Tears welling up in her eyes she moves forward to slap Sasuke across the face but finds her hand stopped in mid-air.
"I'd prefer if you didn't try to touch me." He says, flicking her hand away. "So will you go now?"
And she does. Running as far away as possible, tears pouring down her face, she runs.
Naruto gets up and sighs, scratching his head. "Thank God. You finally made her go away!! I was hoping she'd take a hint soon..."
"So do it."
"Huh? Do what?"
"Put the stuff on me, dobe."
"EH?!?!?! Hell no!! Why can't we just train or something??"
"Because I said so. Hurry up and get it in your hands so you can put it on me."
Naruto blushes slightly, taking the gooey white substance and rubbing it on Sasuke's backside. Dark-eyes close and he lets out a slight gasp.
"That feels nice..."
Naruto blushes more, his face turning just a shade darker than a tomato.
"Naruto...harder..."
The blonde falls over, a fountain of blood shooting out of his nose.
"Uhh....? Naruto...?"
Sasuke sits up slightly confused. The sunscreen on his back was still not fully rubbed in. He grabs the smaller boy by the shoulders and shakes him.
"Naruto!! Geez!! YOU WERE THINKING SOMETHING PERVERTED WEREN'T YOU?!?!"
Sky-blue eyes snap open and the other child yells "Of course not!! I'm not a pervert like ero-sennin!! NEVER!"
"Oh really....then why'd you get a bloody nose from putting sunscreen on my back??"
"I...I...uhh...IT WAS HOT!! Don't think I was getting a hard on off you!! Ugh...that's gross!!" Blue eyes scrunch up and squint over to see the boy lying back down.
"Fine...then finish putting the sunscreen on me."
-thump- Naruto falls over, his nose freshly pouring more blood.
Kinny: Poor perverted Naruto...-sighs- It jumped around a bit. Sakura being a dramatic little bitch -coughcough- to Naruto freaking out about putting sunscreen on the other boy. I dunno. Boredom has truly gotten to me. Review and you get cookies! :D