(These jokes were sent to me by my cousin. Except for the involvement of the Max Steel cast, they are unchanged in format from how they appeared in her e-mail. May be a few bad words and references that may offend some people. Read with caution. Forgive me if I repeat any that I may have already done. Enjoy! ^_^)
Pete: How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Josh: Unique Up On It.
Pete: How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Josh: Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
Berto: How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
Max: They Take The Psycho Path.
Dread: How Do You Get Holy Water?
Psycho: You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
Dragonelle: What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
Electrix: Dam!
Jo: What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
Pete: Polaroid's
Max: What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
Berto: A Stick.
Jeff What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Anne: Nacho Cheese.
Jo: What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Pete: Subordinate Clauses.
Laura: What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Josh: Quattro Sinko.
Berto: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Max: Spoiled Milk.
Jo: What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Josh: Frostbite.
Josh:What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
Laura: A Nervous Wreck.
Pete: What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Josh: Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Jo: Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Pete: Because They Have Big Fingers.
Berto: Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Max: Because It Scares The Dog.
Jeff: What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Rachel: Sanka.
Pete: What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
Josh: The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
Jo: Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Josh: Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
Cat: What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver?
Josh: A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
Dragonelle What Goes Clop, Clop, Clop, Bang, Bang, Clop, Clop, Clop?
Psycho: An Amish Drive-By Shooting.
Jeff: How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Max: Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
More to come! ^_^
